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Sergeant_Scrotum 01-31-2004 04:54 PM

ways to turn on a boy
 
i am with my boyfriend alot and we havnt done it yet but he has given me head and stuff, i was the first guy that hes done that to, neways wat moves could i make on him that would make him wana have sex with me on the spot?




oOo:

Tripper 01-31-2004 04:56 PM

Blow in his ear......It always turns on my B/F.....

Merlin122 01-31-2004 04:57 PM

i throw bricks at him and tell him his rectum needs to be greased with bacon fat oOo:

elitecloud 01-31-2004 05:30 PM

well, what makes me hot and heavy, is the aa.com forums OMG! oOo: oOo:

Cpt. Obvious 01-31-2004 05:30 PM

i like to bathe in fish oil.

WidowMaker555 01-31-2004 06:14 PM

Merlin that was real smart lol it will hurt

01-31-2004 06:21 PM

tell him you love him. that always sets the mood for sex. then hug him and kiss him on the neck

[DDR]psykotic_chiken 01-31-2004 06:28 PM

omg faggot thread,i will see my way out of it.and 1 more thing,fags go to hell because your going against god. mad: mad: burn fuckers hahahahaha

01-31-2004 06:36 PM

God made adam and eve.. not adam and steve

die Homosexuals

Pick Axe 01-31-2004 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
God made adam and eve.. not adam and steve

die Homosexuals

Hell Yeah! rock:

MinorThreat 01-31-2004 06:56 PM

You fags don't have the balls to be queers.

MinorThreat 01-31-2004 06:57 PM

You fags don't have the balls to be queers.

Duke_of_Ray 01-31-2004 06:58 PM

Hmm, should I be worried by this thread?

Gonzo 01-31-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
God made adam and eve.. not adam and steve

die Homosexuals

hahaha

Pick Axe 01-31-2004 07:05 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":99bf8]Hmm, should I be worried by this thread?[/quote:99bf8]

Why be worrie? Those fags don't have the balls to fight. Hey, I don't blame you for feeling gay. I mean I feel like blowin my brains out, doesn't mean I gotta try it. Queers ought to become steers, or just get killed chop:


Mr. Picky

Bullitt 01-31-2004 07:09 PM

[quote="Pick Axe":3e247][quote="Duke_of_Ray":3e247]Hmm, should I be worried by this thread?[/quote:3e247]

Why be worrie? Those fags don't have the balls to fight. Hey, I don't blame you for feeling gay. I mean I feel like blowin my brains out, doesn't mean I gotta try it. Queers ought to become steers, or just get killed chop:


Mr. Picky[/quote:3e247]

that was a very homoerotic post

01-31-2004 07:23 PM

his first mistake was misspelling "Worry"

Proteus 01-31-2004 07:25 PM

[quote="[DDR]psykotic_chiken":13a71]omg faggot thread,i will see my way out of it.and 1 more thing,fags go to hell because your going against god. mad: mad: burn fuckers hahahahaha[/quote:13a71]

People do this thing called joking. It's a funny concept, really...

Snuff 01-31-2004 07:28 PM

This gets a 10 on the flaming GAy scale oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 01-31-2004 07:47 PM

Im not a uh "gay" fan, but I think the Sarge scares me less than these other dudes.

Duke_of_Ray 01-31-2004 07:48 PM

[quote:80264]that was a very homoerotic post
[/quote:80264]

I thought more homophobic(sp?), but maybe your right.

Pick Axe 01-31-2004 08:38 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":619e9][quote:619e9]that was a very homoerotic post
[/quote:619e9]

I thought more homophobic(sp?), but maybe your right.[/quote:619e9]

It was deffinetly homophobic.

Anyways, even though it is really fun to flame gays, we are off topic.

Punky 01-31-2004 08:45 PM

do you guys not realize this person is making fun of the thread that was about how to turn on a girl... I seriously doubt that this is an actual post that wanted homophobic remarks.. and about how god hates them... eek: rolleyes:

01-31-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punky
do you guys not realize this person is making fun of the thread that was about how to turn on a girl... I seriously doubt that this is an actual post that wanted homophobic remarks.. and about how god hates them... eek: rolleyes:

This forum consists of 95% idiots.

Arch 01-31-2004 09:10 PM

i r in teh lukky 6 p3rcent oOo:

General Cobra 01-31-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hogman74
This gets a 10 on the flaming GAy scale oOo:

11 But it is funny.

Merlin122 01-31-2004 09:24 PM

i have a red van that i park outside of small town middleschools. i lure children inside with a ps2 and 2 controllers. then i take them back to my house in rio de jenerio, where i have a throw made entirely out of boys. you know what they say, if you can't beat them, then they are not tied down properly!

Duke_of_Ray 01-31-2004 09:25 PM

[quote:f6d10]do you guys not realize this person is making fun of the thread that was about how to turn on a girl... I seriously doubt that this is an actual post that wanted homophobic remarks.. and about how god hates them... [/quote:f6d10]

Yes, but still it's scary how some of these guys reacted.

Punky 01-31-2004 09:59 PM

[quote:35b36]Yes, but still it's scary how some of these guys reacted. [/quote:35b36]

Agreed...

Merlin122 01-31-2004 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punky
[quote:3e335]Yes, but still it's scary how some of these guys reacted.

Agreed...[/quote:3e335]

would you like to go for a ride in my red van?

Vance 01-31-2004 10:30 PM

Red is such a turn off.

Himmler 02-01-2004 12:21 AM

I hate gay people...sorry if this offends anyone but it is not right to be gay.

ninty 02-01-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
Red is such a turn off.

Fuck off. Dyed red hair like Lola from Run Lola Run is like my dream. If I ever saw a girl with hair like that i'd jizz and then ask her out. as for tips with guys, i dunno i like beer so i guess if you wanted to do me you'd haev to buy me lts of beer, but i always heard tis better to give than receive so i dunno. i might take a lot fo convincing.

General Cobra 02-01-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
I hate gay people...sorry if this offends anyone but it is not right to be gay.

Gay girls are cool... as long as they let me watch.

Himmler 02-01-2004 12:33 AM

[quote="General Cobra":1c424]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
I hate gay people...sorry if this offends anyone but it is not right to be gay.

Gay girls are cool... as long as they let me watch.[/quote:1c424]

yes this is true

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-01-2004 05:34 AM

ahahah! you guys are great! just did this for making fun of the "how to turn on a girl" thread. man some of those posts are priceless. biggrin:

Mr.Buttocks 02-01-2004 08:12 AM

i dont have problem with bumboys but if you come near my bum ill fuck you up with big hammer.

Vance 02-01-2004 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
Red is such a turn off.

Fuck off. Dyed red hair like Lola from Run Lola Run is like my dream. If I ever saw a girl with hair like that i'd jizz and then ask her out. as for tips with guys, i dunno i like beer so i guess if you wanted to do me you'd haev to buy me lts of beer, but i always heard tis better to give than receive so i dunno. i might take a lot fo convincing.

LOL biggrin:




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4000TH POST!!!!

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Mr.Buttocks 02-01-2004 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance

PS -



4000TH POST!!!!

eek:

spam bastard.

Merlin122 02-01-2004 08:55 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":fa5c3]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance

PS -



4000TH POST!!!!

eek:

spam bastard.[/quote:fa5c3]

thats why hes cooler than you


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