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wintersforge 02-04-2004 11:27 AM

Possibly the worse movie ever
 
House of the Dead sucked big swollen bovine balls..as my wife said:

"Freddy vs Jason was better" and that movie was teh gay....

There wasnt even one worthwhile shamblistic zombie in the movie. The effects sucked..zombies were just crappy...and to think Jurgen Prochnow was in Dune annoy: oOo:

General Cobra 02-04-2004 11:32 AM

Should have posted a thread "Should I watch the new House of The dead?" Could have saved u some time. LOL

wintersforge 02-04-2004 11:40 AM

meh..wasnt shit out at the video store and im a Zombiephile.... oOo:

ninty 02-04-2004 11:59 AM

What about Justin to Kelly? I heard that was one of the worst movies ever.

http://www.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

And look at that. House of the dead comes in at #27 worst film of all time as voted by some 957 guys on a website.

Oh man Kazaam is #19. I was like 12 when that movie came out. I wanted to see it so bad but everyone else in my family wanted to see independence day. eek:

I finally go to see it that summer and I don't remember a thing about it except that he had a bike and was a genie.

General Cobra 02-04-2004 12:03 PM

Gigli gets my vote.

Nyck 02-04-2004 12:12 PM

The texas chainsaw massacree next generation with matt mcconughey and renee zelweger...It sucked so much ass cock that i took it back saying it didnt work after i rented and watched it and got another movie. It was 2 hours of my life I will NEVER GET BACK

guarnere 02-04-2004 01:01 PM

You Got Served goes out to new movie gay list.

Zoner 02-04-2004 01:10 PM

Yeah, I heard that movie was crap, WF.

We won't get into what I think of "Freddy vs Jason"...heh heh.

(psssst...I loved it!)

Nyck 02-04-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Yeah, I heard that movie was crap, WF.

We won't get into what I think of "Freddy vs Jason"...heh heh.

(psssst...I loved it!)

I dunno if any of you watched the I love the 80's strikes back but the 81 or 82 show talked about the original friday the 13th..My favorite line was when the guy was like..

"Oh Im kevin bacon...I just had sex ...AHHHHHHHHH I HAVE AN ARROW COMING THROUGH MY NECK.." dunno that was just funny to me

whydidigetbanned 02-04-2004 01:17 PM

i saw texas chansaw massacre: the next generation when i was stoned out of my mind and it scared the shit out of me

looking back, yeah it was a very retarded movie...i mean how can the guy from "the wedding planner" with j-lo be scary??

[img]http://www.salzburg.com/freizeit/bilder/content/kinokritik-wedding-planner.jpg[/img] o0o0o0ohhhhhhhhh man i cant look, hes so scary!

Wilko 02-04-2004 01:36 PM

Happy Texas. annoy:

Maplegyver 02-04-2004 02:15 PM

mr.nanny rocked1 rock:

Merlin122 02-04-2004 02:17 PM

glitter>gigli>freddy vs. jason> any aa.commer's stool>HoD

Zoner 02-04-2004 02:37 PM

You saw Glitter and Gigli? rolleyes:

Merlin122 02-04-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You saw Glitter and Gigli? rolleyes:

yes. that is something that would make even santa claus himself vomit with rage

Zoner 02-04-2004 02:43 PM

heh heh...if you saw those two movies, you have no right commenting on "FvJ".

Actually, you might as well end it all right now. Get yer whole head in front of the shotgun...thanks for calling! biggrin:

Merlin122 02-04-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
heh heh...if you saw those two movies, you have no right commenting on "FvJ".

Actually, you might as well end it all right now. Get yer whole head in front of the shotgun...thanks for calling! biggrin:

that was a bit harsh....but i must retaliate with either, A.) get aids and die or B.) i hope your children are born retarded, so you can relate to them better.

Zoner 02-04-2004 02:48 PM

Jeezus dude...you've obviously overlooked the biggrin: at the end, signifying a FUCKING JOKE!

Yeesh...lighten up, Gigli-boy.

Merlin122 02-04-2004 02:50 PM

sorry J-lo's bottom got in the way biggrin: rolleyes: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Zoner 02-04-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
sorry J-lo's bottom got in the way

Understandably.

[img]http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols2/big.butt.gif[/img]

Pyro 02-04-2004 04:29 PM

Saved The Last Dance, Honey(even though Jessica Alba is hot) and you got served are way worse than Kazaam.

Judas 02-04-2004 07:11 PM

david lynch is leet.

Eames 02-04-2004 08:56 PM

I just got done watching the movie "cabin fever" definitly one of the worst movies ever...the only thing that made it semi-watchable was the nudity.

Tripper 02-04-2004 10:28 PM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":69711]Happy Texas. annoy:[/quote:69711]

You have GOT to be KIDDING me! That movie was BRILLIANT!

Steve Zahn is a fucking comedic genius.....The part where he is hitting the piano keys and trying to get the rhythm is classic.

Ah well..... biggrin:

My pick for worst film:

PLAN 9 FROM OUT OF SPACE!


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