OWWWW!! good lord!
 

well ladies and gentlemen I think I may of bruised my left nut for good.......


This morning when I got up to take my daily morning piss I think I might of scared myself for life. My boxer brief boxers have the TIGHT elastic on the top and when I was holding that down half asleep to take a piss I lost hold of it, and it SNAPPED and caught my nut sack!!! never have I been so much pain!!! now I know what it feels like to have a rubberband or someone "smack" your balls...

I almost cried cry:

oOo:

that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky

It'll get better. A friend of mine asked another "no so close" friend to punch him in the nuts jokingly, and the guy did as hard as he coud. My friend couldn't walk for the rest of the night. he seems ok now.

I hope you feel better.

ever see the video where the guy got his nuts tasered?

scrotum, i like your sig, it's funny

ouch, its happened to me. i invested on the ones with the penis holes

You have obviously never had the pleasure of getting stuck in Mr Zipper oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

ahaha my friend wasn't so lucky...landed on his balls while skating and had to get stitches it was so bad

Who actually uses underware? oOo:

Yeah, briefs are comfortable, but the ones with the pee hole are convinient. oOo:

theres a reason I wear really loose clothing. with almost no lastisity

rub some BenGay on it

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":bc120]rub some BenGay on it[/quote:bc120]

How long....HAR HAR HAR HAR eek:

HAW HAW HAW.

We're building a mini-MX track around my house. My neighbor was with his. He hasnt ridden in forever.

We dig our holes both to the side and in back of our jumps. We have this really small speedbump type jump, but its still easy to clear the ditch in back of it.

Well, he gets on my brothers bike, goes around the berm, and goes towards this little jump. He misses (idiot that he is) , and the front tire plows into the hole we dug. He wwasnt going fast, so the bike stopped instantly and he rammed the gascap with his nads. It was hilarious, the bike was upright in the hole, he was rolling around on the ground. I wish I had a video camera....

So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.

I've only been kicked in the nads once. I was in so much pain

Its not even funny how much it hurts.

I tried riding my bycycle on slickrock once. Well, thats nice, but my bike has no suspension. Went off a 2 foot dropoff, feet fell off the pegs.

I thought I was bleeding, but I wasnt. I did this oOo:

sleep

That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.

I've been kicked in the sack...Fuck it sucks.

This crazy bitch that everyone used to make fun of came out of nowhere and kicked me as hard as she could at a party we were at, then she ran across the party and literally threw my friend over the side of a deck - I nearly threw up trying to laugh at my friend over the deck and cry from the intense pain at the same time.

I swear she kicked my sack into my kidney.

DAMN MAN... that sucks big time

[quote="Recycled Spooge":0449a]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:0449a]

lmao...

[quote="Recycled Spooge":7b883]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:7b883]

haha lmao... i ought to try that next time

2 bad
that happened to me almost when i did a heelflip and it mooved up. i was lucky. a guy at my school was trying to do a split, when a guy walked up and i think hit him in the balls, causing the guy to fall on his hand, fractruing it. (he's a chunky guy. not fat, but not skinny.plays football)

Football team = players with helmets = blunt object used to sack other players. = Im in oain after being sacked by a guy who whacks me with his helmet.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":f7532]That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.[/quote:f7532]

lol that would be funny...

But the real thing almost made me cry.. it hurt so much I had to sit down and I almost puked cry: