Ever got caught?
 

I thought this was a good thread in the other forum so...


Ever got caught? eek:

Caught doing what?

when I was little I got cought jerking off

eek:

i have had alot of close calls but never actually got caught.

nope
but mommy found bloody sandpaper happy:

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":fcce5]i have had alot of close calls but never actually got caught.[/quote:fcce5]

^^^^

hmm... I'm always big when I jerk off.

i had a drem when i was stuck in a box and all i had was salad
so i jacked of and made dressing oOo: oOo: oOo: x3

[quote=BucKweEd]^^^^[/quote:39a99]

A lot... lots n lots...

got caught stealing, once, when i was five...

Oh, that? No, not me. I used to do that in the shower, or in my room with the doors locked. I've been interrupted while having sex with my girlfriend, though, I think that is much worse than caught jacking off. This one time me and my girl were in the parking lot of this park after prom night and a cop comes over to us and makes us get out of the car and gives us a good lecture about what we were doing. He asked us for our ID and waited for us to leave. When I got home I dropped on my knees and thanked God that my gf turned 18 that very night otherwise I would have been in some real dogshit that night. Still, that policeman was cool enough to not call her parents and stuff and let us off with just a scolding. I look back and think what kind of an idiot I was for doing that in public, though.

hah, i was five and i stole a pack of gum from the store! Didnt get caught.

[quote=BucKweEd]^^^^[/quote:1cd5d]

Not that I know of anyway.

i hate that song happy:

Robbed the neighbors and got caught a week later. Meh was like 10

a teacher caught me smoking dope outside once... like a week ago...

but shes the kinda person to say pass it on, not rat you out..

almost got caught listening to a shitty band named AFI.

Just kidding, i'd never listen to crap.

But no never caught floggin the dolphin.

i was trying to do the worm( its a dance move ) on my bed and my mom walked in..and it looked like i was humpin

wtf???? rock: rock: rock: best one so far.

i got caught stealing second

I never have been, or even been close, theres no way any1 would know, locked door in bedroom, then I always have my night cloths near me so if someone nocks on my door I just say, "Hold on Im changing" and come out with my night cloths.

But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":9980a]
But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....[/quote:9980a]

Ummm... I like to be a sick bastard on these forums, but are you being serious here man??

HER WHOLE HAND IN HER CUNT??

Ya, Im serious, thats why Id never miss her if she didnt come home from college......

Is she hot? biggrin:

I don't know man... I can't belive that YOUR SISTER can stick her entire hand in her cunt unless she is used to taking a darkies dick the size of a pepsi can.

Ya know... now that I think about it... no i haven't been caught doin anything.

I usually just say its a science experiment.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":45e13]WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather...[/quote:45e13]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nthing like masturbation to break up a family.

parents should learn to knock moreeeeeeee

nosey bastards

Re: Ever got caught?
 

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":9b173]I thought this was a good thread in the other forum so...


Ever got caught? eek:[/quote:9b173]

You are a fucking retard.

[quote="Red Rrabbit":0256a]parents should learn to knock moreeeeeeee

nosey bastards[/quote:0256a]

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":c09f4] so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....[/quote:c09f4]

ROFFLES!!!!!!!!! happy:

Re: Ever got caught?
 

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":c6eac][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":c6eac]I thought this was a good thread in the other forum so...


Ever got caught? eek:[/quote:c6eac]

You are a fucking retard.[/quote:c6eac]

he haz been caught!!!!!!!!!11 ed:

Thanks Black Jack, I have got puke on my desk now. oOo:

who's black jack?

I was caught masterbating to Gerards picture a few weeks ago... cool:

BlackJack, uhh my bad. I mean Pinhead! oOo:

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":6fd2a]I never have been, or even been close, theres no way any1 would know, locked door in bedroom, then I always have my night cloths near me so if someone nocks on my door I just say, "Hold on Im changing" and come out with my night cloths.

But once a long time ago when my older sister hadnt gone to colege, I was like 12, I was playing my PS2 and my Dad goes into her room to talk to her or something, then screams WTF?! And runs out, so me being the stupid kid goes over and sees what my sister was doin and I see her with her hand in her clit...I couldnt look at her forever I still dont and she doesnt look at me eather, the only thing she said about it at supper that night was, "I was itchy..." which made my Mother laugh hard, my Dad just mumbled and doesnt look at her the same way anymore...I mean it was sick her whole damn arm was in it and she was ass naked and was so fucking nasty cause she didnt shave then and for that milisecond I saw it, I could tell her whole body was hairy....[/quote:6fd2a]

rofl, and im guessin your sister is definitly not hot

Re: Ever got caught?
 

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":f4040][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f4040]I thought this was a good thread in the other forum so...


Ever got caught? eek:[/quote:f4040]

You are a fucking retard.[/quote:f4040]

fuck you cracka !