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Pvt.Pinhead 02-18-2004 10:00 PM

Underwear
 
K, this is a stupid question, I know...but WTF is that hole in underwear and boxers for?! Im mean theres no point to it, I used to think it was for goin to the bathroom so you dont have to pull down ur pants and undies, but one day I tried it and it cut the circulation my my dick and hurt like hell to piss...

Drew 02-18-2004 10:02 PM

...it is for you to pee through. If you ever get a job where you're wearing an Oxford and a belt you'll understand why it's there.

Fireal 02-18-2004 10:10 PM

Yea, you did unbutton the button, right?

T.Hunter 02-18-2004 10:15 PM

i never got the point of the hole either. no sense in trying to snake it through there. jus flip n whip that sucker out. i think they intentionally put it there so your pubes get torn off by your zippr. (which is very unpleasant)

Duke_of_Ray 02-18-2004 10:28 PM

Uh, whats this "underware" you people speak of?

newt. 02-19-2004 04:30 AM

tighty whities...

elstatec 02-19-2004 07:11 AM

'Y' fronts rofl

HeadUp 02-19-2004 07:23 AM

yeah its for peeing and quick sex

Pyro 02-19-2004 08:27 AM

I never really gave it much thought. Why bother.

geRV 02-19-2004 09:27 AM

Obviously its one of those little mysteries in life that'll never be solved.



























oOo:

ninty 02-19-2004 09:38 AM

If you have pants where you can't take your belt off because there's a ton of shit on it, then all you have to do is undo the sipper and get it through the hole. Works pretty well.

Rannoch 02-19-2004 09:41 AM

Its always easier to pull it down. Otherwise, your hand might slip, then it pinches your c0k and it all goes downhill from there. You frantically try and relieve the pain, while piss squirts out sideways onto the person next to you.

Just say no to the hole.

geRV 02-19-2004 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rannoch
Its always easier to pull it down. Otherwise, your hand might slip, then it pinches your c0k and it all goes downhill from there. You frantically try and relieve the pain, while piss squirts out sideways onto the person next to you.

Speaking from personal experiance it seems? ed:

Rannoch 02-19-2004 10:08 AM

Minus the person next to me part, yes.

Madmartagen 02-19-2004 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
yeah its for peeing and quick sex


Duke_of_Ray 02-19-2004 10:17 AM

Should your underware be brown?

geRV 02-19-2004 10:18 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":fe5fa]Should your underware be brown?[/quote:fe5fa]


Depends if ya shit yourself or not id assume.

Rannoch 02-19-2004 11:10 AM

I went dirtbiking in the rain and mud the other day. It turned it hella brown. Damn red dirt around here....

descry 02-19-2004 11:14 AM

it cuts off the circulation which makes ur dick look bigger, eer atleast fatter

Zap. USMC 02-19-2004 11:40 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":644f2]Should your underware be brown?[/quote:644f2]

The militarys underware is "brown" but you always have the option to wear what you want.

bukdez 02-19-2004 12:07 PM

that hole is super useful.... time saver...

Duke_of_Ray 02-19-2004 03:21 PM

Well Im not real sure whats going on here. Mainly it is the back that is brown, and it is kind of mushy too. It also has a terrible stank!

Snuff 02-19-2004 03:41 PM

Did your gerbil stick his head out as you were sitting down rolleyes:

Maplegyver 02-19-2004 04:48 PM

fuck underwere

ninty 02-19-2004 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
fuck underwere

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madmartagen 02-19-2004 05:07 PM

boxer and boxer-briefs for me. If its boxers then they absolutely have to have a button.

Duke_of_Ray 02-19-2004 06:53 PM

Ok, now my undies are to heavy for me to have on, I think I'm going to die!

Pick Axe 02-19-2004 07:16 PM

well, it DEPENDS, Duke

Unknown_Sniper 02-19-2004 09:36 PM

Boxers for me. Buttons only necessary if im working out in them. TOehr wise I dont mind just hanigng and its easier to get out for quickies of all types.

Duke_of_Ray 02-19-2004 09:39 PM

Depends on what? This brown stuff is nasty.

Arch 02-19-2004 09:40 PM

Goin' Commando is the best cool:

Cpt. Obvious 02-19-2004 10:19 PM

my boxers have a button fly so nothing comes floppin out.

Duke_of_Ray 02-20-2004 10:39 AM

Going Commando, lol

Eight Ace 02-21-2004 12:36 AM

Conch Shell cod-piece with leather thong...it's very warm here at the moment.

Fireal 02-21-2004 12:39 AM

fire2:

JBird 02-21-2004 12:45 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":81b2c]Conch Shell cod-piece with leather thong...it's very warm here at the moment.[/quote:81b2c]

'tis that ze conch shell from lord of the flies? rock:


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