Kleenex Tissues Target Market
 

Kleenex is going about their marketing all the wrong way. They market towards families and mothers and such, when in fact, they should market to Males 15+.

Think of how many tissues you use to blow your nose, and then think of how many you use for other functions such as "clean up". I bet the ratio is 10:1 in favour of clean up.

If they would rename their product to "masturbation tissues" and put hot naked chicks on the side, instead of flowers, they would have a product.

I think I’m going to start a petition and send it to Kleenex. What do you guys think?

You are a god ninty9, this is the best idea since midgets.

YES! YES! OHHHH GOOOODDD YESS!!

don't waste your million dollar ideas on us...

Chux Super Wipes cool:

Kleenex should mass produce a box that moans when you have sex with it

...YES!!, the oval-shaped cut-out with the plastic tissue removal slit needs to be MORE REALISTICLY CUNT-LIKE!!

*of course there'd be "anchorage" issues, suggest placing lead weights
in tissue-box, then removing tissue-box sized cutting from mattress.
Velcro could be an option.

fook that... I would never walk through a store carrying a box that says "Masturbating Tissues"

Just blow your load in a sock...easy clean up no mess and then you just toss it in the laundry rock:

thsy should make sock-shaped Kleenex...

ROFL HELL YEA!, who the fuck said no?

"For your privacy, new Kleenex Masturbation Tissues are wrapped in a box that looks exactly like REGULAR Kleenex! When you get home, just rip off the outer coating, and you're ready to jizz!"

You've all inspired me:

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/kleenex.jpg[/img]

lol

I'll buy 50!!!!!!!1

& that's just todays order

Bwahahahahaha.... lmao...

Yes thanks for another great thread. oOo:

Just dont leave masturbation evidence like this
[img]http://www.carman.k12.mi.us/Highschweb/hsstaff/nelder/kleenex.jpeg[/img]

That'd be embarssing buying that at a store...

It can be the ultimate equalizer...Honey I went last week and got you tampons...can you go get me some jerk off tissue?

Hmmm... I'm guessing you don't get a piece of ass from your wife, eh?

If someone is married or has a girlfriend, why would they even need masterbation tissue? oOo: It looks like NyckMSS doesn't get laid like he's supposed to... bahahaha biggrin:

"Honey, since I haven't penetrated your g-spot in 3 weeks, I was hoping you can run down to the store and get me a box of jack-off tissue so I can beat my meat..."

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7e9a0]

Hmmm... I'm guessing you don't get a piece of ass from your wife, eh?

If someone is married or has a girlfriend, why would they even need masterbation tissue? oOo: It looks like NyckMSS doesn't get laid like he's supposed to... bahahaha biggrin:

"Honey, since I haven't penetrated your g-spot in 3 weeks, I was hoping you can run down to the store and get me a box of jack-off tissue so I can beat my meat..."[/quote:7e9a0]

How little you know about relationships..lol that is taking the power right out of her hands and puts it into yours...literally biggrin:

Plus married people never get laid anyways oOo:

and i'd rather have my wife pick them up for me than have to have my mommy buy them for me like you zapper

Do you people have fetish with masturbation or something? oOo:

no they are just gay. freak:

Makes sense.

why not just sex tissues? good for all genders in cleaning up their sexual body fluids.

There are way too many threads like this.

ahah yea thatd be a little awkward. i think walking out with condoms is better...then at least people know you're with someone.

i masturbate with condoms on oOo:

same...I wear ribbed condoms to heighten the pleasure for my hand.

Now this is just sick.......

[quote="Eight Ace":d945c]same...I wear ribbed condoms to heighten the pleasure for my hand.[/quote:d945c]

rofl...

but seriously...what a waste of a condom

lol i was the only one to vote no happy:

..I wanted to vote no...but became afraid to when I saw the way the vote was going... *sob*... cry:

[quote="Cpl. Eames":b0d8a][quote="Eight Ace":b0d8a]same...I wear ribbed condoms to heighten the pleasure for my hand.[/quote:b0d8a]
rofl.....but seriously...what a waste of a condom[/quote:b0d8a]
Yeah?, try telling that to a freind of mine who got his hand pregnant...twice!
....he now has two right thumbs and another one on the way...apparently.... hake:

ROFL gg.

ROFL!!!!!!!! INGENIOUS!