The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S.
 

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this may be considered old but im posting it anyway. its just too damn funny.

OLD!!!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8297d]OLD!!![/quote:8297d]

don't care.

"20-Must not taunt the French any more." biggrin: [/quote]

"Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things"

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Omg that list is brilliant. How that guy survived in the army, Ill never know.

We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.

201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.

205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

210. Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.


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he was a specialist meaning he got promoted....wow how did that happen oOo:

that is funny...

"136. Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad."

...lmao... platoon... awesome movie....

ROFL


Must not refer to 1st Sgt as ‘Mom'

LMAO, is that actually true? I find that hard to believe, if it is the US Army has some fukd up squaddies.

platoon r0x cool:

the best:
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

169. Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'

763: Not allowed to invade countries just because you feel like it and want oil.

He was in the National Gaurd...that explains it. oOo:

stfu fagget. the list was damned funny.

[quote="Cpl. Eames":4aba2]stfu fagget. the list was damned funny.[/quote:4aba2]

Learn how to spell Faggot. You faggot.

Heh, I like the one about the Iish MPs also.

Yea , I was National Guard for my first 2 years. That explains it alright.

Funny stuff man , I'm sending it to my wife in Arizona. She is down there for " Training ". She will love it.

Thanx.

[quote="Cpl. Eames":1febc]stfu fagget. the list was damned funny.[/quote:1febc]

I guess jokes about Canada are tolerated, but if it's about America you get kicked it the balls for doing it.

GG equality.

[quote=Pyro]I guess jokes about Canada are tolerated, but if it's about America you get kicked it the balls for doing it.

GG equality.[/quote:8878f]

its the other way around on these forums.

..phew, I thought you meant the Skippy for a moment... eek:

[img]http://www.topdogvideos.com/Pics4/skippydvd1.jpg[/img]

[quote=Merlin122]its the other way around on these forums.[/quote:93864]

I'm just happy my joke actually speaks the truth.

[quote=Pyro]I'm just happy my joke actually speaks the truth.[/quote:2fe03]

well i see a lot of anti-american jokes and dont make any comment about it but when some random n00b tries to make fun of canada usually gets flamed until he quits the internet. I personally have nothing against canada but i do see more anti-american jokes than anti-canadian jokes.

Well...it's hard...we have like ninty9 and zoner and shit on our side trying to prove a point why it's wrong..

and you guys usually have morons like eames arguing.

eames=gay

[quote="Eight Ace":ca74a]..phew, I thought you meant the Skippy for a moment... eek:

[img]http://www.topdogvideos.com/Pics4/skippydvd1.jpg[/img][/quote:ca74a]

i thought it was about the PB before i clicked the link.

129. The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.

And how much oil have we got from Iraq? Our gas prices just keep going up...and that list is awesome.

Im sick and tired of all this. IDC if we did invade for the oil, our country is still fucking better than yours.

[quote="Eight Ace":e1fc9]..phew, I thought you meant the Skippy for a moment... eek:

[img]http://www.topdogvideos.com/Pics4/skippydvd1.jpg[/img][/quote:e1fc9]

ditto oOo:

63. Command decisions do *not* need to be ratified by a 2/3 majority.

94. Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.

130. ‘I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.

That list is awesome rock: