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Nyck 02-22-2004 09:47 AM

Security Guard Vs. Skate Boarder
 
http://djtaso.com/security_guard_fight.wmv

WTF???..The security guard makes a porn star looking like a shakespearian actor at the start..but then it gets kinda real at the end.

What do you think?

bukdez 02-22-2004 10:00 AM

pussy security guard... wannabe rent-a-cop... couldnt get his fat-ass on the force so he bugs kids all day... seen many a nob like that in my day... i cant believe that nobady cracked his skull with thier board... a little truck-fucking would teach not to abuse his authority...

Dragonwraith 02-22-2004 10:43 AM

"what happened, what happened, what happened"

STFU already

i was praying to see him get boarded but to no avail cry:

Himmler 02-22-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonwraith
"what happened, what happened, what happened"

STFU already

i was praying to see him get boarded but to no avail cry:

haha me 2...

pretty fucked up shit...ive been skating around gay security guards before but they never tried any shit like that oOo:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-22-2004 11:04 AM

That kid is a dumb fk he deserved harsher beats than that.

T.Hunter 02-22-2004 11:07 AM

when a rent-a-cop bugs you, just remind them why they are working as a security guard. works every time mad:

Pyro 02-22-2004 11:16 AM

he shouldn't of been skateboarding there.

these punk ass skateboarders think they can break the law...I'd get fined 5000 for smoking in an area i'm not supposed to, they break the law and get nothing.

I was hoping his head got cracked in.

02-22-2004 11:21 AM

lmfao pyro

stupid security guard...maybe he got cranky cuz he ran out of jelly doughnuts.

Pyro 02-22-2004 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
lmfao pyro

stupid security guard...maybe he got cranky cuz he ran out of jelly doughnuts.

he should of just kicked them off and quit pestering them...and once he left the area they were techically obeying the law.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-22-2004 11:41 AM

Exactly, those dumb fk kids weren't meant to be there in the first place. I hate kids that age who skateboard, it's prolly different in USA but here I view skateboarding as a childs hobby. It's like watching them playing with action man. oOo:

Bucknub 02-22-2004 11:47 AM

Fucking faggot Security Guard, that time I was routing for the skater

Vance 02-22-2004 11:50 AM

Skater punk got dropped. biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 02-22-2004 11:50 AM

We need J.J. Ricenbocker, or whatever his name was.

02-22-2004 12:01 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":e4fe9]Exactly, those dumb fk kids weren't meant to be there in the first place. I hate kids that age who skateboard, it's prolly different in USA but here I view skateboarding as a childs hobby. It's like watching them playing with action man. oOo:[/quote:e4fe9]

Over here in the states its more of a hobby but alot do it. I rollerblade but only to get in shape for track.

elstatec 02-22-2004 12:04 PM

if that skater would of been mike vallely the story would be mighty different happy:

Maplegyver 02-22-2004 12:06 PM

reminds me of TPB
ROFL

ninty 02-22-2004 12:40 PM

Its those two dicks there, Cory and Trevor who are stealing fuckin' stereos not me!

NexusRevived 02-22-2004 02:59 PM

The camera guy was funny

BlackJackal 02-22-2004 04:01 PM

he was an idiot. but he got lucky. that guard was bout to beat that camera into little bits several times, but he skated back. then that girl in the background was like "are you okay? but are you okay? are you? are you okay?"

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-22-2004 04:02 PM

ha! thats awsome! "sk8er bois" with attatude deserve to be beat. he got fucking owned. I wish it was elgal to beat any skater fags.

Tystnad 02-22-2004 04:08 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":a0a21]ha! thats awsome! "sk8er bois" with attatude deserve to be beat. he got fucking owned. I wish it was elgal to beat any skater fags.[/quote:a0a21]

F*ck you, asshat.
Not all skaters act up against authority.

Neo Nazi Hitler 02-22-2004 04:11 PM

that guard fucked 'em up pretty well.

That movie made the guard look like an ass, I wonder what happened before they were told to leave.

Maybe there was more to it. gg rock:

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-22-2004 04:16 PM

[quote=Tystnad]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":4443f
ha! thats awsome! "sk8er bois" with attatude deserve to be beat. he got fucking owned. I wish it was elgal to beat any skater fags.

F*ck you, asshat.
Not all skaters act up against authority.[/quote:4443f]

oh im sorry, 99.9% do, the ones that dont are 4 years old & skating around the monkey bars at recess.

Tystnad 02-22-2004 04:26 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":03b10][quote=Tystnad]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":03b10
ha! thats awsome! "sk8er bois" with attatude deserve to be beat. he got fucking owned. I wish it was elgal to beat any skater fags.

F*ck you, asshat.
Not all skaters act up against authority.[/quote:03b10]

oh im sorry, 99.9% do, the ones that dont are 4 years old & skating around the monkey bars at recess.[/quote:03b10]

Youre pretty narrowminded, you know that, dont you?
I know a bunch of skaters (Yes, people who skate for a f*ckin living), and they make a monk sound/look rude. So open your eyes and you might notice theres a world outside your room..

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-22-2004 04:36 PM

im talking about skaters who go act cool by skating around in places they arent suposed to. not "pro skaters" if their even is such a thing.

strvs 02-22-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Its those two dicks there, Cory and Trevor who are stealing fuckin' stereos not me!

Played ya selves suckas.

KTOG 02-22-2004 04:40 PM

I was once a skater and now i have such a hatred for those smart shit kids.

BlackJackal 02-22-2004 05:08 PM

i'm a skater. but i dont act up against athority. if your told to leave by somebody who has the power to MAKE you leave, YOU LEAVE. dont try to act cool in front of your friends, cause the "follow-up shot" will probly be either a gun from the guard, or a fist.

Drew 02-22-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
Skater punk got dropped. biggrin:


JBird 02-22-2004 05:55 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":c51a4]Exactly, those dumb fk kids weren't meant to be there in the first place. I hate kids that age who skateboard, it's prolly different in USA but here I view skateboarding as a childs hobby. It's like watching them playing with action man. oOo:[/quote:c51a4]


its no different. trust me. i used to be hardcore rollerblader..skateboarders are such punk asses. all talk too. (most of them) .i once skated with jared payton and arlo eisenberg in hoffman estates...they got a sweet indoor action skate park called s.c.r.a.p.

oh, jared payton sucked at bladin rofl...we all met and chatted with walter in the parkinglot afterwards rock:

Jotun 02-22-2004 05:59 PM

hahahahaha, that security guard is so screwed.

Eight Ace 02-22-2004 07:15 PM

Guess the dickhead shouldn't have deliberatly jabbed his board
into the security guys leg if he didn't want to be going on with it... rolleyes:

Extra donuts should be awarded to that zealous Security Chap.

Sergeant_Scrotum 02-22-2004 07:37 PM

[quote=JBird]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":f98ec
Exactly, those dumb fk kids weren't meant to be there in the first place. I hate kids that age who skateboard, it's prolly different in USA but here I view skateboarding as a childs hobby. It's like watching them playing with action man. oOo:


its no different. trust me. i used to be hardcore rollerblader..skateboarders are such punk asses. all talk too. (most of them) .i once skated with jared payton and arlo eisenberg in hoffman estates...they got a sweet indoor action skate park called s.c.r.a.p.

oh, jared payton sucked at bladin rofl...we all met and chatted with walter in the parkinglot afterwards rock:[/quote:f98ec]

was bob or gary there too?

JBird 02-22-2004 08:05 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":9beac][quote=JBird]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":9beac
Exactly, those dumb fk kids weren't meant to be there in the first place. I hate kids that age who skateboard, it's prolly different in USA but here I view skateboarding as a childs hobby. It's like watching them playing with action man. oOo:


its no different. trust me. i used to be hardcore rollerblader..skateboarders are such punk asses. all talk too. (most of them) .i once skated with jared payton and arlo eisenberg in hoffman estates...they got a sweet indoor action skate park called s.c.r.a.p.

oh, jared payton sucked at bladin rofl...we all met and chatted with walter in the parkinglot afterwards rock:[/quote:9beac]


was bob or gary there too?[/quote:9beac]

as kitchridge says in mission impossible one "i dont quite...follow you ethan"

oOo:

pest 02-23-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
Skater punk got dropped. biggrin:


As much as it pains me to agree with noctis..... biggrin:


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