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Nyck 02-22-2004 10:01 AM

What the hell is wrong with women
 
wtf..My fiance decides to clean up my cpu desk..and clean out the drawers and such..well she pulls out about cds that have programs on them like PS etc.. and 8 cds that have old porn on it!!!

Im like wtf are doing with all the cds...

Oh well you dont have them labeled so how do you know what they are, so im gonna label them for you...WTF!!!!

Im like some of those are freekin porn....what are you gonna do right "porn" on them?

doesnt phase her...she has just gone through all me cds...checkin whats on them and labeling them...asking me..whats this...whos this???

THEY ARE FREEKIN PORN CHICKS THATS WHO...WOMEN! mad:


Moral of the story---better security for your porn stash

Merlin122 02-22-2004 10:02 AM

arent you 15?

Nyck 02-22-2004 10:10 AM

im 23 oOo:

Merlin122 02-22-2004 10:13 AM

yuo sex teh chicken

Dragonwraith 02-22-2004 10:38 AM

haha she's looking to bag you on something, seems to be trust issues

Sgt. Paine 02-22-2004 10:40 AM

[quote:fbc03]whos this??? [/quote:fbc03] ROFL... freak:

Nyck 02-22-2004 10:45 AM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":aa79d][quote:aa79d]whos this??? [/quote:aa79d] ROFL... freak:[/quote:aa79d]

Iml ike Jenna jameson, Briana banks, devon, the lady down the road???!!!!???...SHEEEEEEEET!

Maplegyver 02-22-2004 10:46 AM

your like a fat nascar hick you fucking hillbilly

Nyck 02-22-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
your like a fat nascar hick you fucking hillbilly

Yep...but now that I think about it..

I have a woman who not only didnt freak out about a porn stash..she catergorized it...OWNED!! rock:

Now I can easily find my movies via
Moneyshot
Anal
Bukkake
goatse ed:
lesbo

Maplegyver 02-22-2004 10:52 AM

bukkake= the lol

Pyro 02-22-2004 11:38 AM

she doens't care you like to look at porn...that's cool

Duke_of_Ray 02-22-2004 11:49 AM

[quote:37d6d]What the hell is wrong with women[/quote:37d6d]
oOo:

Eight Ace 02-22-2004 02:23 PM

She sounds very considerate and nice, why not photoshop her head onto one of
your anal-action shots and make a special desktop photo as a tribute to your lady? cool:

Milla 02-22-2004 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
bukkake= the lol

ROFL!!!

Nyck 02-22-2004 09:11 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7b7d3]She sounds very considerate and nice, why not photoshop her head onto one of
your anal-action shots and make a special desktop photo as a tribute to your lady? cool:[/quote:7b7d3]

bawhaaa! rock:

ill photoshop a bukkake fest on her....SHELL LOVE IT!!

Tripper 02-22-2004 09:56 PM

Make sure there is plenty of nymphomaniac squid tentacles making asian school girls' pussies explode.

Nyck 02-22-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Make sure there is plenty of nymphomaniac squid tentacles making asian school girls' pussies explode.

OMFG!!!!1111 XXXSPACEGIRLS...GREEN SUPER JIZIM!!! rock:

Himmler 02-22-2004 11:53 PM

green jizz? ewwwww

pest 02-23-2004 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
she doens't care you like to look at porn...that's cool

After a certain age, most women dont. If they did, I knew they werent for me.

mr.miyagi 02-23-2004 09:54 AM

Off this topic but Tripper, u make wicked sigs beer:

As for pr0n, I don't got any.......dunno why actually......maybe I need help.

Madmartagen 02-23-2004 09:39 PM

If she dosnt like you watching porn, label the cd as something else anyone wouldnt want to look at: school, nascar etc.

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 09:46 PM

Why even look at porn, just throw it out with the trash.

Cpt. Obvious 02-23-2004 09:51 PM

Duke_of_ray do u realized you just posted about 40 times in less than an hour.

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 09:54 PM

Do you realize I am board.

Cpt. Obvious 02-23-2004 09:55 PM

go read the bible while jerking off to porn,

Pick Axe 02-23-2004 09:56 PM

What'd you do, go spam the other forums??

Pick Axe 02-23-2004 09:57 PM

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":d0f34]go read the bible while jerking off to porn,[/quote:d0f34]

uh, oOo:

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 09:58 PM

[quote:92732]go read the bible while jerking off to porn,[/quote:92732]

Thats uh very creepy.

Pick Axe 02-23-2004 09:59 PM

yeah, it is, acctually, disturbing

Arch 02-23-2004 10:00 PM

That's good Nyck, have her label your stuff. It'll be organized and when you need it, it'll be easy to use :)

Nyck 02-23-2004 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch
That's good Nyck, have her label your stuff. It'll be organized and when you need it, it'll be easy to use :)


Yep shes like whats Bukkake..Im like Let me call a couple friends over we will show you

Wilko 02-23-2004 10:05 PM

I thought it was only parents who did random Porn searches...I mean..."Organise" rolleyes:

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 10:05 PM

[quote:d1f22]yeah, it is, acctually, disturbing
[/quote:d1f22]

Yes, thats a better way to discribe it.

Pick Axe 02-23-2004 10:06 PM

thanks, im good with adjetives biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 10:10 PM

Yes you are.

Pick Axe 02-23-2004 10:11 PM

And you're good with spam, by the way.

Nyck 02-23-2004 10:14 PM

[quote="Pick Axe":0264b]And you're good with spam, by the way.[/quote:0264b]

Hes like Sclass V2.0

Fucker has like 100 posts in the last 40 min
[img]http://www.itty-bitties.com/lgifs/stopfuckingposting.gif[/img]

guarnere 02-23-2004 10:14 PM

Yeah, he was at like....810 yesterday oOo: (x43)

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 10:15 PM

Whatever happend to Sclass? Sorry, I am just trying to kill time till bed time, oh wait it is bed time! Night All!

Duke_of_Ray 02-23-2004 10:16 PM

Uhh my bad, double post. oOo:


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