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Old Reliable 02-23-2004 11:01 PM

Flushing ordeal..
 
I flush after a few pisses, and once after a shit. my roommate flushes like 4 times in one shit. discuss

Fireal 02-23-2004 11:03 PM

Flush once, everytime.

guarnere 02-23-2004 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Flush once, everytime.


ninty 02-23-2004 11:16 PM

Excellent topic.

I believe that multiple urinations only need one flush. Until you put something solid in the bowl, then you need to flush.

I also never flush past 10pm in consideration for other in my house who may be sleeping/mating. So this may in turn have multiple urinations and/or plunkers before a flushing of the guard can be accomplished.

I want a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendys.

Pyro 02-23-2004 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Flush once, everytime.


Himmler 02-23-2004 11:42 PM

how the hell can you not flush after a piss? if you go and piss then you go and piss again in the piss, the water splashes up (if your a male standing up) and it will get all over your pants etc. just like if there was no piss in the toilet. i dont know about you, but i dont enjoy piss on my pants

Da_Bian 02-24-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guarnere
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Flush once, everytime.



KTOG 02-24-2004 01:26 AM

I don't flush when i piss and i also don't close the door.

Eight Ace 02-24-2004 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Flush once, everytime.

Jeez...some of you guys are that stuck-up...you'd get out of the bath to take a piss I swear... annoy:

...we often have water restrictions here, so there's no flush at all until only a small "moat"
is left surrounding "Brown Island".

Nyck 02-24-2004 04:49 AM

I always give a curtosey flush for a fat shit..piss is fair game untill im done

Miscguy 02-24-2004 05:55 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":3dc9a]...we often have water restrictions here, so there's no flush at all until only a small "moat"
is left surrounding "Brown Island".[/quote:3dc9a]

There just seems to be something fundamentally wrong with that.

Personally i flush after each. Force of habit. Also taking a piss, then later ploppin a log in that piss ridden water may produce piss contaminated splash back. Thats a bad thing.

Duke_of_Ray 02-24-2004 06:29 AM

I flush all the time.

Mr.Buttocks 02-24-2004 06:53 AM

Re: Flushing ordeal..
 
[quote="Old Reliable":94c24]my roommate flushes like 4 times in one shit. discuss[/quote:94c24]

tell the spaz to stop using so much toilet paper. that is his problem. if he has to use lots of paper due to his extremely large ringpiece, tell him to pour water on the paper before flushing. that helps to dissolve the paper and he wont need to flush more than twice.

i am not an expert on this by the way.

Mr.Buttocks 02-24-2004 06:54 AM

sometimes i just go in to the bathroom to flush the toilet so i can hear the sound. i like the noise it makes.

Proteus 02-24-2004 07:25 AM

Wait a second... you're supposed to go the bathroom in toilets?! Shit I was way off..

HeadUp 02-24-2004 07:37 AM

good thing the toilets in my dorm fluch automatically EVERY TIME

Mr.Buttocks 02-24-2004 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
good thing the toilets in my dorm fluch automatically EVERY TIME

what kind of witchcraft is this. how does the toilet know when you have finished curling one out or emptying your bladder.

Zoner 02-24-2004 08:36 AM

Don't get out much, do you? It flushes after you leave the can. Motion sensors, dude.

Mr.Buttocks 02-24-2004 09:01 AM

true i dont get out much. but when i do i generally avoid public toilets (see the do you wash your hands thread for details) so i am unaware of things like this.

Zoner 02-24-2004 09:07 AM

Can't say as though I blame you. Public toilets are nasty.

[GDC]_Polemarcus 02-24-2004 10:17 AM

My roommate and I have contests w/ each other to see how many flushes are required for some our shits. It's all based on verbal agreement. I dont actually watch his shit go down the hole. AND if you have to use a plunger it is DQ'ed because it shows a lack of contraction skills. LOL So far my record is 7 flushes... There was a traffic jam at the bottom.

Mr.Buttocks 02-24-2004 10:22 AM

polemarcus. your scat fixation is worrying. but not as worrying as the size of your xxl sig image.

T.Hunter 02-24-2004 10:40 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":55b63]polemarcus. your scat fixation is worrying. but not as worrying as the size of your xxl sig image.[/quote:55b63]



stfu

Duke_of_Ray 02-24-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
good thing the toilets in my dorm fluch automatically EVERY TIME

I hate those!

Mr.Buttocks 02-24-2004 10:42 AM

[quote="T.Hunter":bd1b0]
stfu[/quote:bd1b0]

you stfu

Jotun 02-24-2004 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Wait a second... you're supposed to go the bathroom in toilets?! Shit I was way off..

at least you tried.....

02-24-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Don't get out much, do you? It flushes after you leave the can. Motion sensors, dude.

They have those installed in some washrooms in the fancy resturatns and such around here. Since, nobody ever touched the little metal handle to flush out of fear.

Snuff 02-24-2004 10:47 AM

Flush once everytime unless you are in a public place in which a
courtesey flush is in order during a shit to keep it from stinking so bad.

Fireal 02-24-2004 10:49 AM

haha, my school has a bathroom in the lab. EVERYthing is motion.

Soup dispensers
toilets
sinks
PAPERTOWELs

you just whizz your hand around it. and BAM you got a paper towel it owns.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-24-2004 11:18 AM

I NEVA FLUSH!!!!!!!!!1

02-24-2004 12:32 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c2fc2]true i dont get out much. but when i do i generally avoid public toilets (see the do you wash your hands thread for details) so i am unaware of things like this.[/quote:c2fc2]

so do I, but you MUST have seen auto-flushing toilets at a highway rest area,
it's kind of hard to avoid public restrooms on the highway, its that or use a bush oOo:

TonyMontana 02-24-2004 12:34 PM

automactic flushing toilets are the best invention since pants

Cpt. Obvious 02-24-2004 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Excellent topic.

I believe that multiple urinations only need one flush. Until you put something solid in the bowl, then you need to flush.

I also never flush past 10pm in consideration for other in my house who may be sleeping/mating. So this may in turn have multiple urinations and/or plunkers before a flushing of the guard can be accomplished.

I want a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendys.

i love your sig and avatar ninty, god i love that movie. I cant wait for club dread.

Eames 02-24-2004 01:35 PM

Flush after every piss and usually a courtesy flush (or 2) while shitting biggrin:

Sgt. Paine 02-24-2004 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guarnere
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Flush once, everytime.



Chronic Diarrhea 02-24-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
how the hell can you not flush after a piss? if you go and piss then you go and piss again in the piss, the water splashes up (if your a male standing up) and it will get all over your pants etc. just like if there was no piss in the toilet. i dont know about you, but i dont enjoy piss on my pants

Wow, I didn't know anybody's piss traveled at a great enough velocity to force currently existing piss/water out of the toilet. happy:

Sgt. Paine 02-24-2004 02:45 PM

they did a test on that show w/ those 2 british myth buster guys, and fecal matter was found in every tooth bush even the one in a sealed container.

Chronic Diarrhea 02-24-2004 02:49 PM

Yeah, I watched that. Thankfully, my bathroom is seperated into two rooms, one for the toilet/shower/bath, and one for the sinks.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-24-2004 09:48 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":8ddd5]they did a test on that show w/ those 2 british myth buster guys, and fecal matter was found in every tooth bush even the one in a sealed container.[/quote:8ddd5]

erwtf?

Madmartagen 02-24-2004 10:43 PM

I dont like those automatic flushes because every time i put that paper ontop of the seat, it gets flushed down the toilet when im pulling my pants down. oOo:


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