story of losing ur v-card (virginity)
 

tell ur story how did it come about, how old were you, do u regret it??

i lost my vcard yesterday when i reinstalled my windows and forgot to back it up. it had all my contacts in it too. oOo:

yes i regret not backing it up.

im talking about your virginity moron

and i am talking about my vcard. you asked for vcard details and i delivered.

you need to read up on the subject.

[url:89db5]http://www.imc.org/pdi/vcardoverview.html[/url:89db5]

valid point i guess im the moron

correct de mondu

hello? v-card? that's video card. what the hell language are you talking? you moron...

I've never "lost" a video card personally. I have had one burn out. How the hell you lose one is beyond me. I mean its in your case, why would you take it out except to replace it?





V-card... fucking n00b.

you are in good company here in the offtopic forum that is for sure.

cold shower

drunk

vcard? wtf?

Man, I didn't think it was necessary to edit his title, but here we are. eek:

Not going to get many of those stories here on aa.com's off-topic forum, especially because it's an INTERNET FORUM.

It was incredible.

There I was Jerking off to the teenage mutant Ninja turtles..when i accidently spewed jizz on myself...Suddenly Im a Huge Penis and in walks Janna Jameson, devon, and Brianna Banks...They begining riding my head..as it is now a penis head...suddenly I bent over and spewed man gravy all over them from the hold on the top of my penis head...Pretty amazing rock: rock: rock:


Who the hell wants to hear about how everyone lasted like 2 minutes, or was drunk, or with their pet anway oOo:

oOo:

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What am I the only one that smeared peanut butter on their nutsack and had the family dog lick it off...Huh?? Huh?? Cmon????...
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I was just playin, I didnt do that rolleyes:..For real I didnt! rolleyes:

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THAT SHIT NYCK JUST POSTED IS FUNNNNAYYYAYAY

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I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked!

happy: sure

This one time I had sex and it was like the first time and I went...


OMGFG OGRAZM

then I said goodbye.

It ROCKED! rock:

who the fuck calls it v card?

mikooou does. oOo:

mikooopikachu is in the matrix cool:

its off-topic, what'd ya expect oOo: hake: eek: annoy:

annoy:

I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":685b3]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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happy: please explain!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":e2dba]annoy:[/quote:e2dba]

Exactly, just lock it.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":58073]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders

[quote=NyckMSS]I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders[/quote:8b5bd]

Well... you were close... they were actually 8th graders!


oOo: oOo: oOo:

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":533e7][quote=NyckMSS]I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders[/quote:533e7]

Well... you were close... they were actually 8th graders!


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Oh thats right YOU were in the 6th grade..sorry I just got done watchin a nascar race...My head was spinnning rock:

[quote:54985]I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders
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uhhhhh oOo:

American History X??

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":d5677]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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if you made that up i hope she hunts you down and stuffs one of her stiletto heels up your urethra. then sets you on fire and helps to put the flames out with one of these.

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[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":8bb9c]I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked![/quote:8bb9c]

Sounds like you were watching to much porn that night...cause i really doubt there are hot plumbers.

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[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e5a6e]I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked![/quote:e5a6e]

no fucking way that happend!