Stalkers...Help
 

Hey ppl,

uh anyone here ever had a stalker..2 to be exact..
Well i do and they know about my whole life,
where i live, where i was born, my whole life! they even have my
cell which very few ppl have becaus i just got it. They called, all you hear
is light breathing. And they calle at midnight everynight for the last
month...and caller id say private caller.....o yea i tryed *69
it say person is not accepting calls right now, or somthing like that..

Anyways what do i do?
mad:

You can shut the fuck up and stop posting!

word.

Re: Stalkers...Help
 

Start packing heat buddy.

heh I'm watching you right now













calmdown:

If you're a female, call the police and file a report. Talk to your parents about it, so they know what's going on.

If you're a guy, the next time your "stalker" calls, fart into the phone like you were genetically programmed to do.

haha

Call the operator or cell phone company and try to get the number blocked. If you cant see it, they probably can. If it persists, call the police. Remember folks, if your life is in danger, turn to the people at alliedassault.com for help first. oOo:

Holy fucking hell...I would get my bags packed and skip town.

rofl


i would get a gun and take care of buisness

There is a call trace function that you can probably look up in the front of your phone book. It will pick up numbers caller ID wont, but it reports them to the phone company and not you. Once you request it, it can be forwarded to the police. That is, if you are not blowing smoke out your butt.

ROFL. good idea. it also helps, since you dont know who it is, that if it turns out it WAS sombody you knew, they will steer as far away as possible instead of vice-versa.

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i would suggest that you write your last will and testament.

buy her/him drugs and call the cops on her/him and they will be in jail rolleyes:

Re: Stalkers...Help
 

woa. creepy. i got an idea! put any war-game on the comp right before midnight, when they call. turn the music level down to nutting, but soundeffects as high as possible. sit and wait. when caller calls, press "fire" several times, and scream for all your worth. then drop the phone, make loud stepping noises and hang up. this is a problem if you have roomates, or family, but o well. wink:

u know thats a really good idea rock:

thanx. my freind did that to a tellemarketer. happy:

yeah, do that shooting thing...then rip a fart into the phone. Doesn't get much better than that.

lol

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...it's your parents...isn't it. annoy:

interesting.....

Stop being a pussy. Trace the call, go to the address, and beat the hell out of whoever it is.

lol. zooka:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":76d7c]Stop being a pussy. Trace the call, go to the address, and beat the hell out of whoever it is.[/quote:76d7c]

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME! *BAM*

THEN rip a fart... on his head.

all ideas combined into one! brilliant!

Do you know you've had 140 posts since 27 Feb 2004 12:20?

How about you stop fucking spamming?

i second that one sleeping:

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[quote="Duke_of_Ray":eea2f]Start packing heat buddy.[/quote:eea2f]

best advice so far biggrin:
I suggest you invest in the civvie version of the H&K SOCOM .45 caliber, the main difference between civvie and milspec is the 10 round mag vs. 12 for the actual SOCOM. Since civvie mags are limited to 10 rounds, might as well get a .45, more stopping power for the same amount of rounds as a civvie 9 millimeter.

you wish you were being stalked pompie nerd skitso fuck

well, for the right amount of money I could make his problem "dissapear",
so it may be a good idea to seek help here

shoot anyone that follows you

So they call your cell at midnight? Try TURNING IT OFF. Or you could unplug the wall outlet to the house phone.

Obviously you know who these people are, since you know there are 2 of them. Try yelling at them. Try being a man about it. Try not being a pussy about people knowing things about you. OH GOD THEY KNOW MY BIRTHDAY, the world will surly end.


Do the easy thing. Stop bitching, and ignore it.

that actually sounds like a good idea......Maybe ill try it
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