Have you ever put anyone in hospital?
 

You ever beaten up someone so bad they had to go to hospital?

I haven't.

[quote:96be4]No I'm a pu$$y & wear a pink tutu[/quote:96be4]

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I've broken a couple of noses... does that count?

I knocked some dude out of a football game. I met him later and he told me he was in a haze for a couple of days. Does that count?

Nope. Never.

I'm a lovah, not a fightah. Anyone who's seen me play CoD would know that already...heh heh.

Ive been the put there (shot-stabbed twice-baseball bat to the jaw) but never the put someone else there. The next guy will have many years of pent up frustration though!

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":d36c7]Ive been the put there (shot-stabbed twice-baseball bat to the jaw) but never the put someone else there. The next guy will have many years of pent up frustration though![/quote:d36c7]
wtf??? where do you live??????? if i were you, i'd get a conceield weapon license and not worry.

...Mine usually go straight to the morgue.

[quote=GenBlackJackal]wtf??? where do you live??????? if i were you, i'd get a conceield weapon license and not worry.[/quote:584c8]

I would think he ives in Detroit, since it says Detroit right next to where it says "Location".

[quote=ninty9]I would think he ives in Detroit, since it says Detroit right next to where it says "Location".[/quote:7d8c0]

god are people stupid. happy:

What if you impaled some's head on your arm but also are a pussy that wears a pink tutu when the situation calls for it?

i'm so oblivious. didnt see it. oOo:

I've visited someone in hospital...but I'm guessing that that doesn't count...?

would it count if sombody got hurt, and you drove them there? that's PUTTING them in the hospital...

I put my mother in the hospital. She was giving birth to me so i guess i put her in the hospital in that sense.

true.

Yes.

Mother - once

Wife - twice

Myself - three times.

ive put myself in the hospital 5 times.

1. Broke my arm when i was 2.
2. cut the shit out of my left leg, right in the shin, worst pain of my life.
3. Got my finger stuck into a lathe, the piece was going over 50 thousand RPM's. twisted my left index finger a 180, up, to the left, and then down. I recieved 7 hours of surgery, and i will never move that finger, from the upper two digits.
4. Just a really bad fever, over 107 degrees.
5. Broke my right arm, just october, compound fracture. Pretty gross looking, but didnt hurt that bad.

[quote="DonJuan"]ive put myself in the hospital 5 times.
2. cut the shit out of my left leg, right in the shin, worst pain of my life.
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what did u cut it with?

I was sneeking over to my friends house, walking on the top of a cinder block wall, and i slipped, and banged my shin on the edge.

i've put myself in hospital:
1. when i was few months old, i had a hernia, parents thought it was colic, after a while, on my dad's first father's day, tookme to doctor. i went into surgery, and after the surgery, the doc said to my dad "he's gonna be ok. happy father's day"
2. when i was 5 i was w/my grandparents and sister at macdonalds. i was in a booth seet, slipped, hit my head on the black table holder, busted my head open, got about 7 stiches.

and a few other things that were bad, but not bad enough to go 2 hospital.

Ive done something like that...but I fell on a trailer hitch and it like...gouged my shin...I didnt even notice it was bleeding or anything until I got in my car...I pulled my pant leg up and it was totally bloody...it was bad lol.

i was fighting this kid, and i punched him in the nose and he fell and hit his head on the pavement, and cracked his head open.

when i was 10, i was riding my bike down the culdasak, and driveway. i had my hands on the bars that stick up, not the ones that have the brakes. i went through the grass, goin so fast, that when i was reaching for my brakes, slipped, hit grass, got up, looking for injuries, seeing none, till i looked at my left knee. i still have an oval-shaped scar there. ha

When I was in 4th grade I was playing kickball and slid to first base to duck out of the way of the fist basemen a Got a hole in my leg from some stones there are still some of them little bastard stones that the doctor couldnt get in my leg

lol

Zoner's Lesson for the Day: It's "cul-de-sac"

Don't say you didn't learn anything today. biggrin:

Seriously, listen to me...stop posting...

I've been clotheslined by barbed wire before.

I ran through a barn playing tag as a kid at my aunt and uncle's farm. There was barbed wire stretched across the barn to keep the feed corn from spilling out. It caught me about a quarter inch above my eye socket. I landed head first on the concrete and was knocked unconsious for a few. I ended up getting stitches... I was lucky it didn't rip the shit out of my eyeballs...

Dont know how this 1n happend but I was in gym playing handball (if you dont know what that is its like hockey but with a ball and you can pick it up) anyway I went to get the ball and I ran into sumbody and I felt this sharp pain in my chin and Blood was driping all over me yeah it was bad.

[quote=GenBlackJackal]wtf??? where do you live??????? if i were you, i'd get a conceield weapon license and not worry.[/quote:98f5d]


I have one!

somthing like that happened to me, minus the chin and blood.
we were playing floor hockey in pe in middle school (floor hockey is hockey on the basketball court w/ 2 wiffl balls ) and this guy named addison is litterly 2-3 times my size (fat) and he had a solid rubber stick, i was standing leeaning over, the ball infornt of me, he swings AS HARD AS HE CAN, and wallops me in the face when we was trying to hit the ball. i fell like a ton of bricks. it hurt like all but it was funny.

broke both bones in my arm clean off playing hockey. i got absolutley nailed by a 200lb native. At the time i was maybe 120lbs. had surgery and got plates and screws in my arm. hockey is fun.

Actually, that's a dirty, shitty-ass lie. I sent a pitcher to the hospital once in Bantam-League baseball (under 15). I lined a shot off his ankle, shattering it. I felt pretty bad, but at least I got a double out of it...heh heh.

oh damn, shattered ankle, that ankle will never be the same

that was some nice work there zoner.

No doubt. I went to visit him after and he was in a pretty bad state. annoy:

did you take a bunch of flowers to him in hospital. that would have been a touching gesture.

men dont bring flowers to other men.