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Fireal 03-19-2004 07:52 PM

Dream Woman
 
Post your ideal woman.


Medium B Too Small C breasts
Nice Belly
Perfect hips, that blend both with the belly, and ass
Nice, big round ass.
a legs, that blend well with the ass.

What id do for this.

newt. 03-19-2004 07:55 PM

the pot buddies unite

newt. 03-19-2004 07:59 PM

Ever see a red schoolbus?

Miscguy 03-19-2004 08:04 PM

Lamest thread ever... Like anyones gonna come in and post that they prefer some fat chick. Misewell just assume that your taste in woman based on that very general discription is pretty much what most men like. Esspecially considering that size is opinion based. Meaning what you call a "big round ass" isnt so big and round to me.

Bah lamest thread ever.

You misewell have posted:

"Post the most general discription of a hot woman you can"

Neo Nazi Hitler 03-19-2004 08:14 PM

sure physical appearence is a factor.

But I do weigh a lot on teeth, eyes, and personality..

some girl could have the best body ever, and her 2 front teeth are on jamming through eachother..

B-C cup is good, shorter then me, between like 5'2 and like 5'7 would be best. Weigh less then like 130. People with high standards are usually assholes or jerks.

Johnj 03-19-2004 08:46 PM

Make sure you find out how much credit card debt she has!

Xorcist [USA] 03-19-2004 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan
Just never post again, please!


Scalping Chief 03-19-2004 10:03 PM

[img]http://home.comcast.net/~officerfarva/omg_chicks01.jpg[/img]

thats sums up my dream women

Pick Axe 03-19-2004 10:11 PM

Everyone who posted that needs to be made to dig a pit, shit in it, and be forced to drown in their own shit.

Judas 03-19-2004 10:16 PM

yeah i like fat chicks too.


my dream woman doesnt have to be SUPER hot nor does she have to have a wicked body (im not afraid of thick women) but she must above all know how to stfu every once and a while ...

TonyMontana 03-19-2004 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
yeah i like fat chicks too.


my dream woman doesnt have to be SUPER hot nor does she have to have a wicked body (im not afraid of thick women) but she must above all know how to stfu every once and a while ...

rock:

General Cobra 03-19-2004 10:27 PM

Slimmy. Pretty. Nice long hair. Winning personality. Crazy in the sac...... thats about it.

Recycled Spooge 03-19-2004 10:33 PM

Someone who will drive me around, be very attractive, rich, and have child bearing hips. Someone, who is obsessed with me and be my slave.

Recycled Spooge 03-19-2004 10:37 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":94574][img]http://home.comcast.net/~officerfarva/omg_chicks01.jpg[/img]

thats sums up my dream women[/quote:94574]
HAHAHA.. that one girl has strtech marks on the stomach and a stain on her panties. This picture is now officially my desktop wallpaper.

Eight Ace 03-19-2004 10:44 PM

Behold the dugs on that bitch.... ed:

T.Hunter 03-19-2004 10:53 PM

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img]

TonyMontana 03-19-2004 10:54 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":b361a][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img][/quote:b361a]

sleeping:

T.Hunter 03-19-2004 10:55 PM

[quote=TonyMontana]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "T.Hunter":5fe83
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img]

sleeping:[/quote:5fe83]



Your mom.

T.Hunter 03-19-2004 11:01 PM

holy shit 600 posts. w00t

Recycled Spooge 03-19-2004 11:06 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":6cde7][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img][/quote:6cde7]
What do you need the legs for?

Duke_of_Ray 03-19-2004 11:06 PM

OH SNAP!


http://www.funnyjokes.com/humor/funny-p ... bertha.htm

T.Hunter 03-19-2004 11:31 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":98fc7]
What do you need the legs for?[/quote:98fc7]


just 4 u


[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwomanjust4u.jpg[/img]

Himmler 03-20-2004 12:25 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":9101d][quote="Scalping Chief":9101d][img]http://home.comcast.net/~officerfarva/omg_chicks01.jpg[/img]

thats sums up my dream women[/quote:9101d]
HAHAHA.. that one girl has strtech marks on the stomach and a stain on her panties. This picture is now officially my desktop wallpaper.[/quote:9101d]

um can you say gross?

strvs 03-20-2004 12:39 AM

"ooooooo, hot sluts with tits"

bukdez 03-20-2004 09:28 AM

my perfect girl looks exaclty like my girlfriend...

Johnj 03-20-2004 11:08 AM

Bukdez will get lucky tonight.

bukdez 03-20-2004 11:40 AM

hell ya...

Recycled Spooge 03-20-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Bukdez will get lucky tonight.

Probably not...

Zap. USMC 03-20-2004 02:35 PM

A woman who is chubby, has yellow teeth, and knows how to fart!

Pachabel 03-20-2004 02:37 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":11346]A woman who is chubby, has yellow teeth, and knows how to fart![/quote:11346]

You and my mother should hook up.

ErichHartmann 03-20-2004 10:16 PM

Perfect women= Buckweeds MOM

F|4m3s Ru|3 03-20-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErichHartmann
Perfect women= Buckweeds MOM

shes mnine anawya man
so stfu


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