How NOT to try and sneak into the country from Mexico
 

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oOo: oOo: biggrin: biggrin: happy: happy:

Ahahahaaahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha. x5.

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rofl...that cant be real

Thats the sad part, because it is real. thats the border checkpoint in the background. this pic was probably taken by a border official

that has to be the stupidest funniest thing i have ever seen

LMAO

old annoy:

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":f2edd]old annoy:[/quote:f2edd]

Dude - Stfu.

I'm sick of every fucking thread introducing something having someone posting "this is old omfg noob."

I mean, I think we've established that EVERYTHING on the internet is now officially old. You get no fucking golden prizes for pointing this shit out. Instead - You get a cyber-smack-n-the-face for being a dip-shit.

K THX P.S STFU ALL!

LMAO funny shit

is that Ned?

ROFL.

I would have made it, if it wasnt for the rio grande pyro cried for us all

Cool but omfg old .

thats in my law text book biggrin:

My uncle works Border Patrol and says that immagrants hiding in seats is very common, also, my favorite, he found one in a bear costume crossing the river!!! LMAO, as if theres even bears in Texas, nonetheless bears crossing the Rio Grande!!!

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":5f991]My uncle works Border Patrol and says that immagrants hiding in seats is very common, also, my favorite, he found one in a bear costume crossing the river!!! LMAO, as if theres even bears in Texas, nonetheless bears crossing the Rio Grande!!![/quote:5f991]

lmfao

Mexicans must be the lowest form of life here on earth. That's one fucked up country. I think I might start a new topic on this subject matter.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":fbd73]Mexicans must be the lowest form of life here on earth. That's one fucked up country. I think I might start a new topic on this subject matter.[/quote:fbd73]

For real. First they come across to the US coz they can't drink their own water or walk around without being kidnapped, then they try and turn it into Mexico and expect us to conform to them and learn about them instead of the other way around.

Speak English or die.

HYUK!

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":4ee55]My uncle works Border Patrol and says that immagrants hiding in seats is very common, also, my favorite, he found one in a bear costume crossing the river!!! LMAO, as if theres even bears in Texas, nonetheless bears crossing the Rio Grande!!![/quote:4ee55]
There are eek:

I gotta admit though hiding in the chair is a pretty ingeniuos idea.

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":0c6f2][quote="Mr.Buttocks":0c6f2]Mexicans must be the lowest form of life here on earth. That's one fucked up country. I think I might start a new topic on this subject matter.[/quote:0c6f2]

For real. First they come across to the US coz they can't drink their own water or walk around without being kidnapped, then they try and turn it into Mexico and expect us to conform to them and learn about them instead of the other way around.

Speak English or die.[/quote:0c6f2]

Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.

[quote=Madmartagen][quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":b992b]For real. First they come across to the US coz they can't drink their own water or walk around without being kidnapped, then they try and turn it into Mexico and expect us to conform to them and learn about them instead of the other way around.

Speak English or die.[/quote:b992b]

Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:b992b]

Dont be so mad. Its understandable. 70% if the guys here are rich and spoiled biggrin:

[quote="Infection_Smith@":316b8]I gotta admit though hiding in the chair is a pretty ingeniuos idea.[/quote:316b8]

Maybe laying down in a bench seat that is bigger than them. Not in a bucket that is smaller oOo:

[quote=Madmartagen][quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":28dd5]For real. First they come across to the US coz they can't drink their own water or walk around without being kidnapped, then they try and turn it into Mexico and expect us to conform to them and learn about them instead of the other way around.

Speak English or die.[/quote:28dd5]

Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:28dd5]

Ya, the Mexicans may not be as fortunate, but they could at least stay on their side of the Rio Grande instead of ours. You obviously never been to South Texas...or should I say North Mexico....

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":351e3][quote=Madmartagen][quote="[MOD]Gen.WikiWeaponn":351e3]For real. First they come across to the US coz they can't drink their own water or walk around without being kidnapped, then they try and turn it into Mexico and expect us to conform to them and learn about them instead of the other way around.

Speak English or die.[/quote:351e3]

Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:351e3]

Ya, the Mexicans may not be as fortunate, but they could at least stay on their side of the Rio Grande instead of ours. You obviously never been to South Texas...or should I say North Mexico....[/quote:351e3]

What is the point of your post? Dude I live in Southern California. I visit LA and San Diego on a regular basis. This area has the same, if not more, concentration of latinos than Texas does. Why do they have to stay accross the border, when they can get a better job over here? If you were in their shoes you would do the same thing. Are you going to let your family starve because of a political border? What are you so worried about anyways? Youre what, 16 years old? What job are you worried about losing? They come over and do the jobs no one else wants and get paid nickles for it.

[quote=Madmartagen][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":6bdfa][quote=Madmartagen]Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:6bdfa]

Ya, the Mexicans may not be as fortunate, but they could at least stay on their side of the Rio Grande instead of ours. You obviously never been to South Texas...or should I say North Mexico....[/quote:6bdfa]

What is the point of your post? Dude I live in Southern California. I visit LA and San Diego on a regular basis. This area has the same, if not more, concentration of latinos than Texas does. Why do they have to stay accross the border, when they can get a better job over here? If you were in their shoes you would do the same thing. Are you going to let your family starve because of a political border? What are you so worried about anyways? Youre what, 16 years old? What job are you worried about losing? They come over and do the jobs no one else wants and get paid nickles for it.[/quote:6bdfa]

Yes I am 16, all Im saying is that if theyre coming over here, come over legally, and without illegal drugs.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":3cc0a][quote=Madmartagen][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":3cc0a][quote=Madmartagen]Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:3cc0a]

Ya, the Mexicans may not be as fortunate, but they could at least stay on their side of the Rio Grande instead of ours. You obviously never been to South Texas...or should I say North Mexico....[/quote:3cc0a]

What is the point of your post? Dude I live in Southern California. I visit LA and San Diego on a regular basis. This area has the same, if not more, concentration of latinos than Texas does. Why do they have to stay accross the border, when they can get a better job over here? If you were in their shoes you would do the same thing. Are you going to let your family starve because of a political border? What are you so worried about anyways? Youre what, 16 years old? What job are you worried about losing? They come over and do the jobs no one else wants and get paid nickles for it.[/quote:3cc0a]

Yes I am 16, all Im saying is that if theyre coming over here, come over legally, and without illegal drugs.[/quote:3cc0a]

Why do you think they come here illegally in the first place when they come here legally? They goto immigration but are replied with a "fuck off"

[quote="Infection_Smith@":90673][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":90673][quote=Madmartagen][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":90673][quote=Madmartagen]Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:90673]

Ya, the Mexicans may not be as fortunate, but they could at least stay on their side of the Rio Grande instead of ours. You obviously never been to South Texas...or should I say North Mexico....[/quote:90673]

What is the point of your post? Dude I live in Southern California. I visit LA and San Diego on a regular basis. This area has the same, if not more, concentration of latinos than Texas does. Why do they have to stay accross the border, when they can get a better job over here? If you were in their shoes you would do the same thing. Are you going to let your family starve because of a political border? What are you so worried about anyways? Youre what, 16 years old? What job are you worried about losing? They come over and do the jobs no one else wants and get paid nickles for it.[/quote:90673]

Yes I am 16, all Im saying is that if theyre coming over here, come over legally, and without illegal drugs.[/quote:90673]

Why do you think they come here illegally in the first place when they come here legally? They goto immigration but are replied with a "fuck off"[/quote:90673]

Well I guarentee you a lot are illegal, wspecially with the knollege my UNcle gives me.

Trust in the words of the almighty racist uncle.

well i think this "immigration" problem should be solved by placing Heat seeking rotating .30 cal turret guns across the border. altho this might not be "inviromently friendly" we should call on our "fathful" governmant to access this problem

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WhiteRaven":14111]well i think this "immigration" problem should be solved by placing Heat seeking rotating .30 cal turret guns across the border. altho this might not be "inviromently friendly" we should call on our "fathful" governmant to access this problem[/quote:14111]

eh? eek:

whoops i meant "faithful" governmant

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WhiteRaven":4bf39]well i think this "immigration" problem should be solved by placing Heat seeking rotating .30 cal turret guns across the border. altho this might not be "inviromently friendly" we should call on our "fathful" governmant to access this problem[/quote:4bf39]

[quote="[MOD]Gen.WhiteRaven":4bf39]whoops i meant "faithful" governmant[/quote:4bf39]

You're an idiot, please stop posting. Thank you.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":f238f][quote="Infection_Smith@":f238f][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":f238f][quote=Madmartagen][quote="Pvt.Pinhead":f238f][quote=Madmartagen]Or maybe they are not as fortunate as you two dipshits and they are looking for more opportunities to help their families. Seriously, you guys are fucking morons, people from Mexico dont expect to have their needs catered, they are looking for work. Assholes.[/quote:f238f]

Ya, the Mexicans may not be as fortunate, but they could at least stay on their side of the Rio Grande instead of ours. You obviously never been to South Texas...or should I say North Mexico....[/quote:f238f]

What is the point of your post? Dude I live in Southern California. I visit LA and San Diego on a regular basis. This area has the same, if not more, concentration of latinos than Texas does. Why do they have to stay accross the border, when they can get a better job over here? If you were in their shoes you would do the same thing. Are you going to let your family starve because of a political border? What are you so worried about anyways? Youre what, 16 years old? What job are you worried about losing? They come over and do the jobs no one else wants and get paid nickles for it.[/quote:f238f]

Yes I am 16, all Im saying is that if theyre coming over here, come over legally, and without illegal drugs.[/quote:f238f]

Why do you think they come here illegally in the first place when they come here legally? They goto immigration but are replied with a "fuck off"[/quote:f238f]

Well I guarentee you a lot are illegal, wspecially with the knollege my UNcle gives me.[/quote:f238f]

How did drugs end up in this topic? People from Mexico arent the only ones bringing drugs in here, and if they are bringing drugs its becasue Americans are using them. That isnt a reason to stop everyone from Mexico from coming into the country.

[quote=Madmartagen][quote="[MOD]Gen.WhiteRaven":ba961]whoops i meant "faithful" governmant[/quote:ba961]

You're an idiot, please stop posting. Thank you.[/quote:ba961]
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