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Johnj 03-26-2004 04:15 AM

Be careful what you say
 
Richard Simmons has been charged with [url=http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/simmons.cite.ap/index.html:15fdb]assault[/url:15fdb].

"Be quiet you bitch."

[DAS REICH] Blitz 03-26-2004 05:16 AM

LMFAO!!!!! happy:

Zoner 03-26-2004 06:37 AM

HAW HAW HAWWW!! Assault? What kind of a pussy would you have to be to charge Richard Simmons with assault?? How hard could he possibly slap you?

Johnj 03-26-2004 07:33 AM

I want to know when and where the court date is, so I can go laugh at this guy in court.

Judas 03-26-2004 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
HAW HAW HAWWW!! Assault? What kind of a pussy would you have to be to charge Richard Simmons with assault?? How hard could he possibly slap you?

he works outs, plus fags can fights.

TonyMontana 03-26-2004 08:19 AM

LOL Richard SImmons omfg thats great

Himmler 03-26-2004 08:32 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

Duke_of_Ray 03-26-2004 10:28 AM

He slapped him? oOo:

Pyro 03-26-2004 10:32 AM

hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.

ninty 03-26-2004 10:47 AM

Thats actually not assault. Touching someone is Battery. Assault is the threat of being hurt.

03-26-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.

Would never work.

If a girl were to slap you, nobody would care/pay attnetion too.
If you were to slap a girl, you'd be seen as this huge asshole and charged. lol

Nyck 03-26-2004 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.

Lol way to announce to all of us that you get slapped like a little bitch by bitches rock:

Pyro 03-26-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
hell, I could charge like so many girls if that's assault.

Lol way to announce to all of us that you get slapped like a little bitch by bitches rock:

I told them i'd be gentle when thrusting, and I wasn't, so they slapped me.

ShagNasty 03-26-2004 12:14 PM

[quote:81b25]I told them i'd be gentle when thrusting, and I wasn't, so they slapped me.
[/quote:81b25]

lmao yeah right you did.

Tripper 03-26-2004 12:25 PM

My idol is going to court?

Zen 03-26-2004 12:53 PM

I still can't look at that guy without thinking Fragged...lol

Pvt.Pinhead 03-26-2004 04:51 PM

All he did was slap him?! LOL, if ppl at my school got charged evertime we slapped someone hard anough to leave a big red mark, none of us would be going to the same school anymore...

Nyck 03-26-2004 04:58 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":31dc9]All he did was slap him?! LOL, if ppl at my school got charged evertime we slapped someone hard anough to leave a big red mark, none of us would be going to the same school anymore...[/quote:31dc9]

Hmm let me guess High School...freshman or somphmore

and let me also throw this out

I bet a hearty

"IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!" is screamed after

sleeping: sleeping: sleeping:

That shit is fucking ghey anymore

Eight Ace 03-26-2004 06:35 PM

Getting slapped by a rich celeb = $$$ in an out of court sttlement,
no matter how ineffectual the faggish slap may have been....if that
little poofta can't take a joke then he deserves to part with some cash.

Fireal 03-26-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zen
I still can't look at that guy without thinking Fragged...lol

n00b. Trippar was sporting an animated richard simmons avatar way before fragged even joinedz0rz

Pick Axe 03-26-2004 09:01 PM

lol happy:

Tripper 03-27-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireal
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zen
I still can't look at that guy without thinking Fragged...lol

n00b. Trippar was sporting an animated richard simmons avatar way before fragged even joinedz0rz

Ja, that dude fucking ripped the exact same pic I had....... annoy:

Bucknub 03-27-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
My idol is going to court?

I thought I was your idol :(

Tripper 03-27-2004 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
My idol is going to court?

I thought I was your idol :(

Canadian Idol.

Sing me a song, Cosby Jesus.

Merlin122 03-27-2004 03:17 PM

the atkins diet is not a diet

03-27-2004 03:29 PM

i watched one of Simmons's tapes, and i can tell you its alot more fun than that Tae Bo thing.

Mr.Buttocks 03-28-2004 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
HAW HAW HAWWW!! Assault? What kind of a pussy would you have to be to charge Richard Simmons with assault?? How hard could he possibly slap you?

he works outs, plus fags can fights.

I'd put my money on Simmons in a "Simmons Vs Zoner" fistfight.


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