April Fools jokes/pranks
 

April Fools jokes/pranks whats your best? either done to you or that you have done to someone else?

someone told me that they were dead, and I of course...believed them.

I inserted dog shit into a peep with a syringe and gave it to a 7 year old. You can figure out the rest.

i once put dog shit in a bag and lit it on fire and rang people's doorbell. that was fun until we got chased down by some guy for like half a click.

When I was younger I got one of those fake spiders and some invisible string and tied it to the inside of a coupboard door, so when my mom opened the door, the spider juped out right at her. She didn't like that very much.

I switched the salt with the sugar once as well. We ate spaghetti that one night, and my brother is additced to salt, so he kept pouring it on his spaghetti. He says "mom, my spaghetti tastes weird". Mom says "you always say that. there's nothing wrong with it. eat it"

All pretty tame stuff, but it gets a laugh. I'm not really interested in injuring my family or scarring them for life.

switch someones box spring and mattress

orderd loads of pizzas and sent them to this guys house who everyone hates. The price was like £100 worth

i usually just walk up to someone and kick them in the nuts and yell "APRILS FOOLS!!"

simple yet sweet

I sat in my room, rubbed shit over my body till I was shitty.

Then "April Fools" I said to my lonely self in pitty.


EMOEMOEMOEMOEMO!

April Fools was cool when I was 13 now it's just oOo: to me.

Sometimes I'll rape my friends' sisters and then yell "April fools!" in court.

thats actually happened today some asshole stole my jeans in gym today, now im wearing my shorts in this cold weather mad: cry:

LOLL

I hope not my sister... *shudders*

put sarran wrap (clear plastic to cover food) under toilet seats.
then when people shit/piss it rubs on thier ass!!!
LOLOL

lol

[quote="so|dat":65358]lol[/quote:65358]

wtf 1 who actually sits down and dully and takes a shit in a public bathroom.

2 who sits down to piss? oOo:

[quote="newt.":714c1][quote="so|dat":714c1]lol[/quote:714c1]

wtf 1 who actually sits down and dully and takes a shit in a public bathroom.

2 who sits down to piss? oOo:[/quote:714c1]
do it in girls bathroom.
and some people do infact take shits at my school

[quote=maple][quote="newt.":f4ddf]wtf 1 who actually sits down and dully and takes a shit in a public bathroom.

2 who sits down to piss? oOo:[/quote:f4ddf]
do it in girls bathroom.
and some people do infact take shits at my school[/quote:f4ddf]

lmfao!! that's like the best april fools thing I heard so far... That's priceless..

Well, here was today's prank by my lab prof.

We had a lab exam today, and after he handed them out to us upside-down, he told us all to turn them over, and low and behold, it said "Microorganisms & Disease" instead of "Cell Biology" which it was supposed to say. Good laugh was had by all.

Exciting? No? stfu.

ok. One Ive done was put a rubber band on teh little hose thing on a sink. my mom turned het water on and got blasted by the hose instead.

i picked up a child and threw him really far

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":0f798]ok. One Ive done was put a rubber band on teh little hose thing on a sink. my mom turned het water on and got blasted by the hose instead.[/quote:0f798]

i had a co-worker who seriously got fired for doing that.

When I was 11 a video store went out of buisness by my house. We found a box they threw out. Needless to say it was full of reciepts on the top but inside it was a stash of porn posters and porn related material (mainly photos and posters no vid's). SO being 11 we stashed them away for a month and on April fools we plastered the town in porn. Taping them up to people's doors car bumpers the playground. We were 11. We didn't know any better biggrin:

Its not really an april fools joke but we were cracking jewish jokes tonight and i said "hey come on my grandfather died in the holocaust" so everyone shut up and one girl was like "are you serious?!" so i was like "...yeah he fell out of a guard tower" my friends were literally rofl. biggrin:

LOL.

today my roommate put a tubgirl link in his away msg, the hyperlink text said "some guys can be real bastards on april fools day..."

he told me to open it while i was on the phone with my gf, so i didnt pay any attn to it...

i must made the funniest noises when i realized what i was looking at.....happy april fools day -pukes-, you fuckers....

Confront a stranger and demand their money at knife point, if they comply, cool...but if
they look like putting up a fight, say "HaHa! April fool!" and share a good 'ol laff with them.

I got caught this morning on the Howard Stern show. He broadcasted as if he was thrown off the air for about an hour. I was so pissed.

the one ebaum pulled on us. Read the replies he got.