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KTOG 04-02-2004 11:27 PM

Black Jesus
 
A lot of people believe that Jesus was black so...

If Mel Gibson made the Passions of the Christ with a black jesus, who would play Jesus?

Bucknub 04-02-2004 11:27 PM

Bill Cosby

Ferich 04-02-2004 11:29 PM

<Ferich> so if jesus was black
<Ferich> who would play him in passion of black christ
<Ferich> chris tucker or wesley snipes
<Ferich> ready set go
<anti> a combination of both
<anti> 1 blackoriffic black jesus
<KTOG> make that a post at aa.com
<KTOG> i'll do it
<|Chango|> im black shut up

fire2:


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KTOG 04-02-2004 11:33 PM

Charles Bronson

<|Chango|> DYNOMITE!!!!!!111

TonyMontana 04-02-2004 11:34 PM

samuel L jackson

Ferich 04-02-2004 11:36 PM

Dangerfield Club = Carl Winslow Crew clone.

TonyMontana 04-02-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Dangerfield Club = Carl Winslow Crew clone.

uncle phil > carl winslow

Ferich 04-02-2004 11:39 PM

Uncle Phil is a slut.

He sucked his way to being a judge.

Cool Fool 04-02-2004 11:41 PM

seriously having a black jesus is possible

Tripper 04-02-2004 11:53 PM

snoop dogg cocaine inhale

Chango 04-03-2004 12:08 AM

oOo:

Jesus is black

Pyro 04-03-2004 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chango
oOo:

Jesus is black

rock:

Akuma 04-03-2004 04:46 AM

Mel Gibson

Eight Ace 04-03-2004 06:01 AM

[img]http://images.wn.com/i/fb/14baa863b5d6f1.jpg[/img]

04-03-2004 07:23 AM

Here s the Black Jesus.
 
This could be a good jesus, he already loves the kids. Plus there can't any controversy because no one knows if he is white or black. It might be hard for him to carry the cross.

[img]http://www.mjmorningshow.com/timages/photo/WFLZ-FM_24040_4.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 04-03-2004 09:20 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":18509][img]http://images.wn.com/i/fb/14baa863b5d6f1.jpg[/img][/quote:18509]

rock:

Or maybe Michael Jackson......?

Bleuachdu 04-03-2004 10:01 AM

Richard Roundtree

or

Sydney Portier

TonyMontana 04-03-2004 10:33 AM

jaleel white

strvs 04-03-2004 10:37 AM

Gary Coleman.

Mr.Buttocks 04-03-2004 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
Gary Coleman.

Different Strokes Garry Coleman, or AA.Com Gary Coleman?

Old Reliable 04-03-2004 11:40 AM

um thats mugabe rolleyes:

[MOD]Gen.WhiteRaven 04-03-2004 12:18 PM

Re: Here s the Black Jesus.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by absolutnook
This could be a good jesus, he already loves the kids. Plus there can't any controversy because no one knows if he is white or black. It might be hard for him to carry the cross.

[img]http://www.mjmorningshow.com/timages/photo/WFLZ-FM_24040_4.jpg[/img]

LOL omg ur right about that lol thats so vearry true

bukdez 04-03-2004 12:23 PM

Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

strvs 04-03-2004 12:24 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b581f]
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
Gary Coleman.

Different Strokes Garry Coleman, or AA.Com Gary Coleman?[/quote:b581f]
"whatchoo talkin 'bout willis?"

Tripper 04-03-2004 12:48 PM

Jesus was AZN!

ShagNasty 04-03-2004 01:19 PM

Well if Sammy Davis jr was alive he could play him. He is the only black Jew I ever saw.

Mr.Buttocks 04-03-2004 01:41 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":d2998]um thats mugabe rolleyes:[/quote:d2998]

I'm sure he'd play the part if we offered him enough money.

KTOG 04-03-2004 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShagNasty
Well if Sammy Davis jr was alive he could play him. He is the only black Jew I ever saw.

Lenny Kravitz

Machette 04-03-2004 02:04 PM

oOo:

Merlin122 04-03-2004 02:05 PM

hendrix (the only one who actually did rise from the grave oOo: )

Eames 04-03-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

u need to learn your geography and your history. bethleham is in israel...home land of the jews...jesus was a jew....jews are white, the muslim arabs didnt come into palastine untill the 700's.

Mr.Buttocks 04-03-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

u need to learn your geography and your history. bethleham is in israel...home land of the jews...jesus was a jew....jews are white, the muslim arabs didnt come into palastine untill the 700's.

STFU YOU ZIONIST PIG!!!!!!!1

Tripper 04-03-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

u need to learn your geography and your history. bethleham is in israel...home land of the jews...jesus was a jew....jews are white, the muslim arabs didnt come into palastine untill the 700's.

God you're stupid.

Eames 04-03-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

u need to learn your geography and your history. bethleham is in israel...home land of the jews...jesus was a jew....jews are white, the muslim arabs didnt come into palastine untill the 700's.

God you're stupid.

for pointing out that hes not black or arabic..... stfu and sit down bitch.

Tripper 04-03-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

u need to learn your geography and your history. bethleham is in israel...home land of the jews...jesus was a jew....jews are white, the muslim arabs didnt come into palastine untill the 700's.

God you're stupid.

for pointing out that hes not black or arabic..... stfu and sit down bitch.

I'm going to give your trailer a golden shower. Then i'll piss on your sheets and make you sleep in them at gun-point. Then I'll take a shit in your pussy.

Great? It's a date then!

04-03-2004 02:27 PM

Jews and Arabs are ironically from the same branch on the human "family's" tree, they are semites

Tripper 04-03-2004 02:45 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":0517d]Jews and Arabs are ironically from the same branch on the human "family's" tree, they are semites[/quote:0517d]

P.S - Mr Klan Granddragon Cock-Angel Eames - This is why you're a moron. "Jews are white."

Short Hand 04-03-2004 02:46 PM

Everlast - Black Jesus rock:

MrLevinstein 04-03-2004 02:47 PM

I dont think jesus was black

If the movie was portrayed with blacks, then I pick the guy who played kunta kinte in roots.

Judas 04-03-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Q: Where was Jesus born?
A: Bethleham...

you do the math... he wasn't black, and he certainly wasn't white... Jesus my friends, was arabic....

u need to learn your geography and your history. bethleham is in israel...home land of the jews...jesus was a jew....jews are white, the muslim arabs didnt come into palastine untill the 700's.

hipee


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