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strvs 04-03-2004 12:49 AM

Deer Vs. Ford Taurus
 
DISCLAIMER: Fake or not, the images presented in that link are gory and nasty. You've been warned.

http://www.littered.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2879

God i'm hungry....

LOLOZ.

TonyMontana 04-03-2004 12:51 AM

LOL!!!1 TEH DEER GOT OWNT!!! LMAOZZ

Bucknub 04-03-2004 01:01 AM

That's fucking brutal! happy:

snipeymagoo 04-03-2004 01:12 AM

how fucking fast was he going? 60?

Miscguy 04-03-2004 01:22 AM

After careful anayisis. The deer in fact won.

Milla 04-03-2004 01:57 AM

Theres no way there would be that much gore, no fucking way, i know its glass that it went through but still, i think its fake.

Can anyone say that one picture looks like its from pulp fuction? eek:

Poseidon 04-03-2004 02:19 AM

any 1 for want deer for lunch?

SoLiDUS 04-03-2004 03:18 AM

I'm so tired of seeing these fukn' links twice: I already see all of this shit on
iSONEWS ... mwah:

Sgt>Stackem 04-03-2004 08:46 AM

I had bambi stir fry last night!

04-03-2004 08:54 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":8762b]Theres no way there would be that much gore, no fucking way, i know its glass that it went through but still, i think its fake.

Can anyone say that one picture looks like its from pulp fuction? eek:[/quote:8762b]

yeah maybe if the deer got hit by a gatling there would be that much blood, but not from a collision like that.

Old Reliable 04-03-2004 10:20 AM

looks like he spilled his coffee eek:

Airborne Butters 04-03-2004 10:47 AM

I drive a taurus...

Akuma 04-03-2004 02:56 PM

*fap fap fap*

bukdez 04-03-2004 02:57 PM

mmmm.... venison...

Madmartagen 04-03-2004 03:29 PM

Thats pretty fuckin messy. I wonder if the insurance writes that one off or they just tell you to get it cleaned.

Sgt. Paine 04-03-2004 03:30 PM

honey, we're having deer for dinner.

Sgt. Paine 04-03-2004 03:41 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":700a0]honey, we're having deer for dinner.[/quote:700a0]

been said dumbass.

"damn, im never having another BJ in this car..."

Rannoch 04-03-2004 04:02 PM

*a month later, in the hot sun*

Dude, this car smells funny.

Short Hand 04-03-2004 07:16 PM

fuck meee..

Sergeant_Scrotum 04-03-2004 07:18 PM

I wonder if fabreeze would work on that.

Himmler 04-03-2004 07:29 PM

http://raveneyes.com/fun_stuff/Audio/deer911call.mp3

&

http://rezrov.perp.com/whale/whale-hi.mov

descry 04-03-2004 08:39 PM

ya i was gonna say the whale at the bottom if you scroll down is even sicker.

T.Hunter 04-03-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
http://raveneyes.com/fun_stuff/Audio/deer911call.mp3


roflmfao

Scalping Chief 04-03-2004 08:56 PM

in canada its common to see deers and such on the road, i have seen several, 10 times out 15 the deer wins oOo:

bukdez 04-03-2004 09:38 PM

my parents car got hit by a deer, it literally ran into them!!!... the deer seemed fine, and the only damage to the car was a broken side-view mirror...

Scalping Chief 04-03-2004 09:39 PM

my dad is on this list, when a car hits a dear and its dead and they call the first person on the list to come get the dear and take it away to eat and cook it.

Unknown_Sniper 04-04-2004 12:03 AM

meh another one bites the dust. deer should use cross walks. might save a couple lives.

Roswell 04-04-2004 11:58 AM

pwned

Machette 04-04-2004 11:59 AM

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I can't stop laughing at this thing.


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