Ya.. I caught my friend touching himself
 

Well.. after coming home from school today... I felt like having a shower.. my friend who lives with me at the moment (phillips for thos who know him) always comes up in my room to play PS2 my PC ect ect... anyways.. I go have a shower.. and I come out and went to come back in my room (dont worry I have shorts and a t-shirt on) and my friend thought he locked my door.. so I open it and low and behold his pants are down at his ankles and I look at my screen and hes watching some porn.. he sees me and yells "OH SHIT!!" he pushes me outta the room and closes the door.. couple seconds later.. he comes stumbling outta my room laughing his ass off. I started luaghing my nuts off.. and he then says "well this is awkward" ...

The only thing that worried me was when I came in there was no "object" to releave himself in oOo: .. luckily he wasnt at his climax when I stumbled in.

so... any of you guys have a story where this occured to you or someone else?

I walk in on my bro wtacing porn all the time but I never seen his pener.

i think theres more to this story eek:

OMG LMAO

Man that would be it for me I'd say pack up your dick your outta here! the_finger:

I would have waited for him to get dressed and kicked his ass. THen send kick him out of the house

LMAO buck. hahahhahahahhaah

Buck, that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time

I can’t stop laughing

not only is it in your room in your house, but i belive it would be your pr0n happy:

there's a time and a place for everything, not in your friends room LOL

lol
 

i read the topic wrong at first, i thought your friend caught you ,lol....

Nice one buckeh....

Goes on the records...for this guy biggrin:

MY PORN...no one touches.

i wouldve rather not read about another guy whacking off ... and i worry that you took the time to write it out.

my mom caught my girlfriend watching porn on my laptop.

^ hawt

Man porn on your laptopz?
Ewwww.

Did he push you out of the room when he still had his pants round his ankles & a humunguz b0nor?

&, more importantly, did his pen0r touch you?

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":22b8f]Did he push you out of the room when he still had his pants round his ankles & a humunguz b0nor?

&, more importantly, did his pen0r touch you?[/quote:22b8f]

Well, he grabbed his pants and tried to pull them up as he pushed me out.. and no it didnt touch me.. I in fact didnt see any of his unmentionables.

what did ya expect chris?

please....
 

i`m a master at these things... tell me more.... biggrin:

I haven't caught anyone, but I did whack off sitting in my bosses chair looking at porn on his laptop when i was 16. rock:

Umm someone posted the almost exact same story like two months ago. Wasn't it Zap?

maybe it was zap in his room...but the story from the different perspective

'theres this guy called buck who thinks he lives in my house, so im whacking off and he comes right in and tries to get a look at my jimmy....;

happy:

Thats wrong Buck, just plain wrong!!

you didn't offer him a HAND... some friend you are...

rock: rofl

pornos start that way.....oh...my.....looks like you could use a hand

My sister came in my room without knocking after me and my ex had sex a while ago. We were done and were just watching tv, but saw the condom wrapper under the bed. About a month ago, my sister walked in again without knocking and caught me squeezing one off. FFS its my goddamn room and I have no privacy in here, oh well, if they want to come in, they gotta be prepared for anything!! rock:

In Bucks case, thats fucked up, I wouldnt want my friend whacking off in my room, tell him to use the damn shower for crying out loud. If i was playing MOH or COD and saw baby batter on my screen I think I would shit myself and incinerate the house.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":cba4c]Umm someone posted the almost exact same story like two months ago. Wasn't it Zap?[/quote:cba4c]

no that was stinger_dude which is me and I posted it last summer.

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Dear GayBoy Magazine,
you know, I never expected anything like this would happen to me, but the other day...

You should have helped him finish himself off...i mean you..should not..umm...you see...umm...shut up im not gay.

[quote="Bean 2":154d6]You should have helped him finish himself off...i mean you..should not..umm...you see...umm...shut up im not gay.[/quote:154d6]

He probably did, this is his "revised" version of events, he said so on msn. eek:

[quote=Gerard]He probably did, this is his "revised" version of events, he said so on msn. eek:[/quote:d80e9]

haha. I can imagine how it began. Buck slowly opens the door. Seeing that his friend was whacking himself off, Buck slowly creeps forward and kneels down beside him. Buck winks at his friend and his friend licks his lips seductively. Buck reaches down and grabs his friends.... hahahah i love ya Buck.

me and my girlfriend were driving around the good ol city of syracuse when she decided she wanted to give me a hand job...so...while she was driving, she did the act...and i was happy....until we stopped at a stop light and realized there was a bar next to us...with a balcony....with people on it.....a LOT of people....and they were all looking in the car...HAAHA...but...it was cool...she kept doing it and i gave the thumbs up rock:

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That's too friggin' funny. biggrin:

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! rock:

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what a response happy:

ROFL

Its funnier when your getting road dome and this happens, i just smile and drive off.

lol@ road dome [img]http://forums.caleague.com/html/emoticons/wacko.gif[/img]

I'm sure you have bondage harness in the back of your Explorer