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Short Hand 05-13-2004 10:55 PM

What Book Are You ?
 
Take the quiz its only a few seconds
http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm

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You used to care, but now it's just getting too difficult. You cared
about the plight of people in lands near and far, but now the media has bombarded you
with images of suffering to the point that you just don't have the energy to go on.
You've become cold and heartless, as though you'd lived in New York City for a year or
so. But you stand as a serious example to all others that they should turn off their TV
sets and start caring again.



well i care but.....i haven't lost it...

intrestedviewer 05-13-2004 10:58 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cckv.jpg[/img]

LOL wth?

You believe quite firmly that free will deserted you long ago and far away. As a result, it's hard to take responsibility for anything. Even though you show great potential as a leader of a small 3rd world country, the choices are all made ahead of time. You're rather fond of games involving string. Your fear of nuclear weaponry is trumped only by your fear of ice.

Im afraid of ice??? biggrin:

Bucknub 05-13-2004 11:03 PM

You're Compassion Fatigue!

ninty 05-13-2004 11:07 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tgll.jpg[/img]
You're The Giver!
by Lois Lowry
While you grew up with a sheltered childhood, you're pretty sure everyone around you is even more sheltered. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, you were tapped on the shoulder and transported to the real world. This made you horrified by your prior upbringing and now you're tormented by how to reconcile these two lives. Ultimately, the struggle comes down to that old free will issue. Choose wisely.

bukdez 05-13-2004 11:11 PM

lmao...

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg[/img]...
You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

like wtf?... there was only like 3 questions, the are very presumptuous...

TonyMontana 05-13-2004 11:11 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aogglmm.jpg[/img]
You're Anne of Green Gables
by L.M. Montgomery
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage
cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash,
honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt
your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with
kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it

BAHAHAHAHAH

bukdez 05-13-2004 11:12 PM

we are opposites...

TonyMontana 05-13-2004 11:13 PM

People hurt
your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with
kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it


does that mean im emo

Short Hand 05-13-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
lmao...

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg[/img]...
You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

like wtf?... there was only like 3 questions, the are very presumptuous...

parents lock your kids upppp!!!!!!!!!!! bukdez is in town."

ninty 05-13-2004 11:20 PM

I keep putting in random answers and i've read all of these books.

Fireal 05-13-2004 11:31 PM



http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg

<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're Lolita!

<font size="4">by Vladimir Nabokov</font>

<font size="3">Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.</font>

<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.</font></font></p>

strvs 05-13-2004 11:33 PM

You're Loosely Based!
by Storey Clayton
While most people haven't heard of you, you're a really good and interesting person. Rather clever and witty, you crack a lot of jokes about the world around you. You do have a serious side, however, where your interest covers the homeless and the inequalities of society. You're good at bringing people together, but they keep asking you what your name means.



Holy shit. that describes me fucking perfectly. its almost scary.

Madmartagen 05-13-2004 11:34 PM

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/wdra.jpg[/img]
You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.

Nyck 05-14-2004 12:01 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/thgttgda.jpg<
Considered by many to be one of the funniest people around, you are
quite an entertainer. You've also traveled to the far reaches of what you deem possible,
often confused and unsure of yourself. Life continues to jostle you around like a marble,
but it's shown you so much of the world that you don't care. Wacky adventures continue to
lie ahead. Your favorite number is 42.

but my favorite number is 13 oOo:

KTOG 05-14-2004 12:51 AM

[img]http://booksandotherstuff.com/images/Poster_Ten%20Little%20Niggers.jpg[/img]

Judas 05-14-2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
lmao...

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg[/img]...
You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

like wtf?... there was only like 3 questions, the are very presumptuous...

nice. lolita is a leet movie, with a hottie for lolita (stanley kubriks version).


You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain
With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats.

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aohfmt.jpg[/img]

SoLiDUS 05-14-2004 01:34 AM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tsatfwf.jpg[/img]

You're "The Sound and the Fury" by William Faulkner!

Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips with a
major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the
issue, but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost.
People often have a hard time understanding you, but they have some
vague sense that you must be brilliant anyway. Ultimately, you signify
nothing.

Eight Ace 05-14-2004 01:57 AM

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/simple.jpg[/img]
You're The Simple Art of Murder! by Raymond Chandler

Even though you're a good fighter with a large cock, there's no need to go
on and on about it. Those around you wont admit it to your face but they
really would like you to put your shorts back on. Eww..Right...that's it!...get
the fuck out!...I fucken mean it.

Infection_Smith@ 05-14-2004 02:30 AM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/paootse.jpg
You're Prufrock and Other Observations!
by T.S. Eliot

Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.

Short Hand 05-14-2004 09:16 AM

so many lolita's....

Zoner 05-14-2004 09:18 AM

You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain


Fuck. I hated that book.

Old Reliable 05-14-2004 09:21 AM

lmao

Tystnad 05-14-2004 09:35 AM



http://bluepyramid.org/ia/wdra.jpg

<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're Watership Down!

<font size="4">by Richard Adams</font>

<font size="3">Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.</font>

<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.</font></font></p>

bukdez 05-14-2004 09:44 AM

[quote="Short Hand":65778]so many lolita's....[/quote:65778]

just me and fireal, no?...

Duke_of_Ray 05-14-2004 01:10 PM

Well well the Duke is to cool!


You're To Kill a Mockingbird!
by Harper Lee
Perceived as a revolutionary and groundbreaking person, you have changed the minds of many people. While questioning the authority around you, you've also taken a significant amount of flack. But you've had the admirable guts to persevere. There's a weird guy in the neighborhood using dubious means to protect you, but you're pretty sure it's worth it in the end. In the end, it remains unclear to you whether finches and mockingbirds get along in real life.

Machette 05-14-2004 01:30 PM

just finished reading brave new world

descry 05-14-2004 01:30 PM

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ninty 05-14-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
just finished reading brave new world

rock:

Merlin122 05-14-2004 01:40 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/itwjlrel.jpg[/img]

You're Inherit the Wind!
by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee
To you, the learning process is inherently about controversy. If people aren't having their minds stretched, how could they possibly be learning? This makes you a good but unpopular teacher, and the people around you are ready to make it a federal case. All you're asking them to do is evolve a little. But they would like you to be more creative. You would make an excellent lawyer, even though people think you love monkeys.
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Mr.Buttocks 05-14-2004 01:40 PM

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tcitrjds.jpg

You're The Catcher in the Rye!
by J.D. Salinger

You are surrounded by phonies, and boy are you sick of them! In an ongoing struggle to search for a land without phonies, you end up running away from everything, from school to consequences. In this process, you reveal that many people in your life have suffered torments and all you really want to do is catch them as they fall. Perhaps using a baseball mitt. Your biggest fans are infamous psychotics.

oOo:

Akuma 05-14-2004 01:51 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/mnkv.jpg[/img]
You're Mother Night!
by Kurt Vonnegut
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were, well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.

Cyberdoc 05-14-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
[img]http://booksandotherstuff.com/images/Poster_Ten%20Little%20Niggers.jpg[/img]

i actually have that book, Tog. I got it from my ex's grandmother , for building her big flowerbeds in the back yard

Fireal 05-14-2004 02:21 PM

[quote=bukdez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":d65c2
so many lolita's....

just me and fireal, no?...[/quote:d65c2]

We should like...date... I mean we're the same book!

bukdez 05-14-2004 03:13 PM

[quote=Fireal]
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":7f44a
so many lolita's....

just me and fireal, no?...

We should like...date... I mean we're the same book![/quote:7f44a]

toothing?...

Pvt.Pinhead 05-14-2004 03:31 PM

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/handmaidtale.jpg[/img]

You're The Handmaid's Tale!
by Margaret Atwood
An outraged feminist, you have been oppressed and even silenced in your life, fueling your fury against the society as it stands. Your role has been strictly defined by society and you are almost certainly unsatisfied with it. You have some vague idea of how this has come to be, but insufficient power to stop it, let alone reverse the trend. And somehow you blame yourself for everything because people ask you to. Beware people renaming your nation a Republic.

ninty 05-14-2004 03:35 PM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":66387]
An outraged feminist[/quote:66387]

KTOG 05-14-2004 03:51 PM

Hahha, its inside joke with the #92bengals

Eames 05-14-2004 04:19 PM

[img]http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tkamhl.jpg[/img]


Perceived as a revolutionary and groundbreaking person, you have changed the minds of many people. While questioning the authority around you, you've also taken a significant amount of flack. But you've had the admirable guts to persevere. There's a weird guy in the neighborhood using dubious means to protect you, but you're pretty sure it's worth it in the end. In the end, it remains unclear to you whether finches and mockingbirds get along in real life.

ninty 05-14-2004 04:28 PM

ROFL

Yeah, thats the book for Eames.

Trunks 05-14-2004 04:31 PM

The Great Gatsby


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