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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-17-2004 10:02 PM

What do our boys need?
 
What do you think our chaps (allies covering all countries that we care to mention) need? This is by no means a why are we there &tc thread & should we be there, this thread is entirely dedicated to what military equiptment is needed in Iraq to get the job done.

Personally I think the Hummers are far too lightly armoued for the job & the Stryker or something a little tougher needs to take their place. When they get shot at by RPGs et al Hummers- cannon fodder.

What else do you think they need?

intrestedviewer 05-17-2004 10:04 PM

More troops.

KTOG 05-17-2004 10:04 PM

laid

TonyMontana 05-17-2004 10:04 PM

socks

Milla 05-17-2004 10:05 PM

Better hygene! cuss:

And the stryker is a POS the marines use a 2 decade old LAV and still kick more ass than the army with their new strykers. rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-17-2004 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KTOG
laid

Don't think you can do that in these Islamic countries, one of the primary reasons that I don't wana go eek:

Coleman 05-17-2004 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KTOG
laid

yeah, send massive amounts of prostitutes over to iraq to boost our troops' spirits.

KTOG 05-17-2004 10:07 PM

http://fleshlight.com

Tripper 05-17-2004 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
http://fleshlight.com

Should be distributed to EVERY soldier.

Recycled Spooge 05-17-2004 10:30 PM

In Iraq, I always thought you don't need better weapons or equipment, you just need to stay out of trouble and stay unseen. There shouldn't be a soldier on every street corner like there is in Iraq. All the troops should just sit in a heavily guarded massive base or bases. They should use lots of spies and to find where the "insurgents" are or what they are doing. And once they know, they should send out the troop destroy them, and the go back into hiding. That's all.

intrestedviewer 05-17-2004 10:35 PM

But then they would be attacked by mortars and what not.

ninty 05-17-2004 10:35 PM

1)Better information and intelligence.

2)A way to relate to the people of Iraq so they don't want to blow them up. (Although you can't please everyone)

3)Iraq needs an infastructure. If people have jobs and money and things to do, then they won't be angry and want to blow shit up. So whoever can do this in the least amount of time would work...but this will probably take years.

I was mainly talking about Iraq here, but I think these things apply to all countries: Bosnia, Afghanistan, Various African Republics, other Middle East countries etc.

intrestedviewer 05-17-2004 10:39 PM

We need to take all their children and brainwash them with Western ideas, then by the time we send em back all the parents are old and the new brainwashed pro Western people will be in charge. biggrin:

KTOG 05-17-2004 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by intrestedviewer
We need to take all their children and brainwash them with Western ideas, then by the time we send em back all the parents are old and the new brainwashed pro Western people will be in charge. biggrin:

oOo:


1) A reason to be there

2) Half a brain

Madmartagen 05-17-2004 11:09 PM

shorter tour of duty, better hygiene, more iraqi troops, another president, better intelligence, allied support and better/stronger vehicles.

Airborne Butters 05-17-2004 11:14 PM

wallhacks/aimbots

Milla 05-17-2004 11:47 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":05197]In Iraq, I always thought you don't need better weapons or equipment, you just need to stay out of trouble and stay unseen. There shouldn't be a soldier on every street corner like there is in Iraq. All the troops should just sit in a heavily guarded massive base or bases. They should use lots of spies and to find where the "insurgents" are or what they are doing. And once they know, they should send out the troop destroy them, and the go back into hiding. That's all.[/quote:05197]


Sorta like BHD style biggrin:

Eames 05-18-2004 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
shorter tour of duty.

right....so we can rotate out the veterans who know what they are doing with inexpierenced troops.

Mr.Buttocks 05-18-2004 05:58 AM

Sunglasses. Ain't nothing as important as looking cool whilst killing/being killed.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 05-18-2004 06:05 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3851f]Sunglasses. Ain't nothing as important as looking cool whilst killing/being killed.[/quote:3851f]

I concur, go out in style cool:

Old Reliable 05-18-2004 08:58 AM

more arabic speakers, people with knowledge of the region

Madmartagen 05-18-2004 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Eames
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
shorter tour of duty.

right....so we can rotate out the veterans who know what they are doing with inexpierenced troops.

How else are they going to get experience? You cant keep the same troops in without a good leave or they get combat fatigue and accumulate too much stress.

Ferich 05-18-2004 11:37 AM

AT - ATs

intrestedviewer 05-18-2004 11:42 AM

Why not some Gundams? while your at it biggrin:

Zoner 05-18-2004 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferich
AT - ATs

rock:

[img]http://alttext.com/misc/media/images/auctions/starwars/at-at.jpg[/img]

I had one of those toys and sold it in a garage sale when I was 14. I'm still kicking myself in the taint over that.

TonyMontana 05-18-2004 12:24 PM

[img]http://www.kd2095.4t.com/images/delorean_bttf_20.jpg[/img]

intrestedviewer 05-18-2004 12:25 PM

Wow how big is that? ed: I have one of those Action fleet ones but its all broken and dead.

Ferich 05-18-2004 12:27 PM

I used to have millions of ninja turtles and star wars toys, but my Dad or someone gave them to a homeless shelter when I moved out. oOo:

Zoner 05-18-2004 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by intrestedviewer
Wow how big is that? ed: I have one of those Action fleet ones but its all broken and dead.

The AT-AT? The one I had stood about maybe 2 feet tall. It used to freak my dog out...heh heh.

Madmartagen 05-18-2004 12:33 PM

Man I loved my AT-AT, but mine broke a long time ago. cry: I stil have my original Millenium Falcon, though, its suspended on my ceiling. I dont have much of my original 1977 or 80's action figures, but I have almost all the 1999 and additional ones they re-released. Those toys were second only to GI-Joes.

intrestedviewer 05-18-2004 12:39 PM

Your sig looks like the Millenium Falcon oOo: If you look at it fuzzy.

Mr.Buttocks 05-18-2004 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
http://fleshlight.com

Should be distributed to EVERY soldier.

Does anyone here own one of those? If so, could you post a detailed user review please? (With mark out of 5 stars) thx.

Pvt.Pinhead 05-18-2004 03:25 PM

Re: What do our boys need?
 
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":805f5]What do you think our chaps (allies covering all countries that we care to mention) need? This is by no means a why are we there &tc thread & should we be there, this thread is entirely dedicated to what military equiptment is needed in Iraq to get the job done.

Personally I think the Hummers are far too lightly armoued for the job & the Stryker or something a little tougher needs to take their place. When they get shot at by RPGs et al Hummers- cannon fodder.

What else do you think they need?[/quote:805f5]

What do the soldiers need? They need support, not ppl going around saying they shouldnt be there!!!

TonyMontana 05-18-2004 03:55 PM

and better leadership oOo:

wintersforge 05-18-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
http://fleshlight.com


[img]http://fleshlight.com/main/images/products/fleshlights/choco/lg_butt.jpg[/img]

the only anal CHANSERV will give j00 oOo:

TonyMontana 05-18-2004 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wintersforge
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
http://fleshlight.com


[img]http://fleshlight.com/main/images/products/fleshlights/choco/lg_butt.jpg[/img]

the only anal CHANSERV will give j00 oOo:

rofl

Nyck 05-18-2004 05:40 PM

one thing and one thing only

[img]http://www.menet.umn.edu/~ngo/pictures/voltron.02.jpg[/img]

vol-to the motha fuckin-tron...we would totally fucking own rock:

Madmartagen 05-18-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
one thing and one thing only

[img]http://www.menet.umn.edu/~ngo/pictures/voltron.02.jpg[/img]

vol-to the motha fuckin-tron...we would totally fucking own rock:

power rangers pwned voltron oOo:

Coleman 05-18-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
one thing and one thing only

[img]http://www.menet.umn.edu/~ngo/pictures/voltron.02.jpg[/img]

vol-to the motha fuckin-tron...we would totally fucking own rock:

power rangers pwned voltron oOo:

ha, remember that show "Big Bad Beatle Borgs" or something. now THAT was a retarded show.

Nyck 05-18-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
one thing and one thing only

[img]http://www.menet.umn.edu/~ngo/pictures/voltron.02.jpg[/img]

vol-to the motha fuckin-tron...we would totally fucking own rock:

power rangers pwned voltron oOo:

your fucking gay..I cant believe you are like 25 and said power rangers over voltron..that would make you like 17 watching power rangers fapping to the pink ranger...Voltron > Power ranger and their cheap rip off voltron

rock: rock: rock: rock:


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