LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS
 

mayonnaise

waiting in line to get gas and when you finally jet into place you realize you parked the side of your car with the gas cap on the wrong side of the gas pump. eek:

craving a sandwhich and the last slices of bread have mold on it.

having plenty of cereal but no milk.

stepping into a bowl of cereal you leave under your bed when you get out of bed in the morning.

spanking it to a good porno when the video freezes because wmp took a shit.

oOo:

Re: LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS
 

[quote="TGB!":3c182]1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

Please continue. . .[/quote:3c182]

Stupid threads.

obvious one : taking a shit and the turd wont come out so you have to whipe it out, inducing the usage of 1 or more toilet paper rolls

running out of toilet paper while shatting

ya man when you're done shitting and find out you have no toiler paper, that fucking sucks.

Drizzle of piss still in my peepee after weewee, spills into pants.

White people

finding out that having sex makes babies after going to a clinic

Re: LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS
 

[quote="TGB!":c5a5e]1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

Please continue. . .[/quote:c5a5e]

Wroking in the drive threw. You politely ask the person to stfu and wait but they read off there order and drive threw nyways. I have no sympathy for them. I just give them a double double.

Re: LIFES LITTLE BAD THINGS
 

[quote="Short Hand":17751][quote="TGB!":17751]1. Sitting on the toilet in a public restroom, and the seat is warm.

2. Drive-Thru asking YOU to repeat your order for clarification and they STILL get it wrong.

Please continue. . .[/quote:17751]

Wroking in the drive threw. You politely ask the person to stfu and wait but they read off there order and drive threw nyways. I have no sympathy for them. I just give them a double double.[/quote:17751]you drunk?

You begin to cry & scream after someone tells you your mother has just died. then they tell you its a joke oOo:

people swearing every 2nd word thinking its cool..

you're on your cell phone getting directions and your connection drops out...then you get lost.

finding out im jesus

one word... Meat-job

A meat-job is that o-so special person that Can't really formulate a thought like you or I. Ie. your average mtv watching, lifless teenager. They talk of either sports or schoolwork. They have few friends outside of school and if they do have friends, those people are also meat-jobs. They are the "popular" kids who talk only of drugs and their gay punk bands. They are also the girls with livejournals which they only use to complain about life. I'm sure you have encountered these kinds of people in your everyday lives. They aren't bad people per-say but they are below the person with common sense.


If you were offended by this, then you sir/madam are a meat-job.

EDIT: I could go on forever about these people, but I am too lazy to do such a thing.

ANARKY IN DUH UK!!!!111

Meat-job....that's a new one oOo:

i think im a meat job

joyn mah punk banD

wait.. im not a meatjob. i have friends outside of school. and i dont talkabout school that much. and i have im a cicada eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee

1.Getting out of bed to take a piss in the middle of the night.
2. on your way to take a piss, stepping on the dog's rawhide chew toy ed:

Or stubbing your toe on the vaccum cleaner...I hate when I do that...

Standing on lego in bare feet

Catching cock in zipper

Catching cock in door

Catching cock in drawer

When u go return a movie only to find the dvd isn't in the case.

When u go to your friends house with a game only to find the cd isn't in the case.

hake:

im lost so ill say sure oOo:

the wet patch on the bed

[quote="Garry Coleman":92ed1]you're on your cell phone getting directions and your connection drops out...then you get lost.[/quote:92ed1]


people on cell phones. in public. driving. in public.

Taiwan

when you have two morons on the road going 5-10 mph below the limit and taking up BOTH LANES

why I always wake up late on tuesdays and dont give a shit. 12 days of school left.

The SUV in the left lane blocking your view and forcing you to wait until they move to make your right turn.

Working in a restaurant and someone gives you their order then changes their mind when you come back with the food.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5e935]Standing on lego in bare feet

Catching cock in zipper

Catching cock in door

Catching cock in drawer[/quote:5e935]
You oughta take better care with your cock there Mr.Buttocks....it's not like they grow
on trees you know....unless there's some kind of cock-tree of which I am unaware.

rock: you are the winnar

- That split second of panic when you pat your pants pocket where you always put your car keys and they're not there...they're in your other pocket.

- Getting a DVD you've wanted for months as a present, only to notice that your future mother-in-law doesn't know the difference between "Widescreen" and "Full Screen".

Sitting in a traffic jam due to an accident on the other side of the highway. Quit gawking and drive damnit!!

People who say they 'quit' smoking, but in reality they just quit buying them. Fuckin mooch...

Sitting on hold for an hour with customer support, finally getting a human being on the phone and your cell drops the call.

Scratchy mp3s.

Are you implying all nerds and atheletes are meat jobs?

mother fuckers in the hallway at school hugging or just standing in the doorway/hallway.. while classes change

phone calls at 3-4am

as said before.. have plenty of cereal but no milk

having a shower and realizing that you need a new bar of soap