let me format your life
 

You are my only problem.

i shaved off all my pubes and now its really itchy
help me!!

where can we get this jebus ray?

<Trippar> I fuckt the entire cast of rugrats
<Trippar> then turned them into thugrats

tripper? the real one or some noob?

Just someone from vc.net. Not the "real" Tripper".

[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/feldman.jpg[/img]

Why do children under the age of 12 want my body?

because yours is the one closest to them.

Why am I better than everyone else?

I'm having trouble pleasing my girlfriend. What should I do?

[quote="Tripper.exe":da311]because you start each morning off with a well balanced breakfast of cheerios and human flesh[/quote:da311]

Therapist and a Psychic! ed:

Ere! People Fink We're Sisters!

rock:

tripper.exe : which fruit would you say is more worthwhile sticking an erect pensi in. a watermelon, or a cantaloupe?



i eagerly await your reply.

Everyone knows you should go with live stuff; Warthogs and guinea pigs are the best.. eek:

*rubs beard* interesting tidbit....however, we dont seem to have an ample supply of warthhog avaliable to the local consumer here in chicago. also, a guinea pig seems to lack the necessary girth for my pensi to penetrate. maybe i should move up to farm animals? i need someone who can point me in the right direction. tripper.exe can, and no doubt will do just that.

Insects > Stray Aniamls > House Pets > farm animals > zoo animals > exotic animals

Just keep working your way up, mang.

[quote:6ec71]Location: C:\Documents and Settings\Zoner\Desktop[/quote:6ec71]

Fried Gold.

i'm too damn sexy... whatever shall i do?...

whoever's closest to you.

Why is Pyro the most liked person on these forums?

rofl/

you didn't even answer my question... some help you are... whoever you are...

[quote="Tripper.exe":1439f]this is a question where an individual must ask himself. Would i rather be a watermelon or a cantaloupe? when you figure this out then that will answer your query[/quote:1439f]

interesting. thankyou for that inward look. i chose a cumquat because it sounds funny. oOo:

why do I always have the sudden urge to touch my penis whenever I see pictures of cactus?

Tripper.exe, why is pyro such a douchebag, and does he know we all loathe him?

Tripper.exe....what is your gut feel for the six numbers* required
to win this weeks $AU23M Lotto draw pls..?....thx in advance. freak:

(* range 1 to 40)

Tripper exe. who are you?

[quote=JBird]interesting. thankyou for that inward look. i chose a cumquat because it sounds funny. oOo:[/quote:b2ea8]

if you use a cantaloupe be sure to warm it up in the microwave for a bit, you know for that realism effect... also try gluing some of your own pubes on it, for that extra-real effect...

[quote="Eight Ace":f9ffe]Tripper.exe....what is your gut feel for the six numbers* required
to win this weeks $AU23M Lotto draw pls..?....thx in advance. freak:

(* range 1 to 40)[/quote:f9ffe]
there is no point to playing the austrailian lottery when china will blow up your country in 72 hours

[quote="Infection_Smith@":1cbed]Tripper exe. who are you?[/quote:1cbed]
i am the internet