""""Yeah, I let go the girl of my dreams, now I regret it everyday. Von, just ask her out man, you'll regret it if you dont, whichever the outcome, you'll be stronger for it.""""


Hell yeah. I can recall 2 times I could've gotten down and dirty if I just would have made the goddamn move. On 2 other occasions, I could have had the girls lol.. but didnt go for it.

Next thing you know, 3 years later she's the cutest chick out there. DAMN !

The other one is still the same.. just a little extra I forgot to mention.

Yah, i remember this chic in drivers ed.. Fuckin hott as hell, and she teasted me soooo much i couldnt stand it.. Finally the last day of drivers ed i asked for her #, she walked away, turned at the doorway and smiled at me, then gave me the sexiest god damn look i have ever seen.. I was told that i was suppose to chase her (thats wut she wanted) but i didnt.. instead i went for her hott freind.. and succeded http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif!!!

lol kaiser :-)

Anyone ?, I'm too chicken shit too ask out the girl I like, so If anyone would like to share their pain withothers with out being harrased, post, post, post away....

Yeah, I let go the girl of my dreams, now I regret it everyday. Von, just ask her out man, you'll regret it if you dont, whichever the outcome, you'll be stronger for it.

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[This message has been edited by BallisticWookie (edited July 23, 2001).]

You go Kaiser!!!! http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

ill give you some tips, first off dont listne to a word blade said, dont get all bitchy now blade and start going on about respect or soemthing gay like that, but that doesnt work, she may say yes, but she also may not remeber, or she'll shit you out the next day. the best thing, that works for me is,
1: be your self(youve probably heard that like 80 times), but if you act different, its stupid and after awhile she'll see who you really are,(can be good or bad)
2:show you care, i unno help her with something she may need help with
3:ask if she'll be at a party or soemthing and say you'll see her there.
now remember you havent asked her out yet.
4:ask her for her number and ask if shed like to hang out

or you could always do like i did with my last girlfreind, here it is
standing in line at mcdonalds, and she was taking my order and heres what i honest to god said, "yes, a big mac meal super sized and a piece of your ass." well at first i thought she looked pissed, but she actually gave me her number after that, wierd things can happen sometimes i guess.

LOL "And a piece of your ass" hehehe classic http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif

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man , those girls that work at McDonalds look mighty fine these days . you are one lucky mofo Lud

Lud you must be the craziest guy I have heard of. lol

Ludacris...

You should try this sometime... go fine a girl with big b(. )( .)bies and a fine ass..
thats step one.. step two is to get some kind of drug that knocks her out completly for about 12 hours, and then bring her to a room and have your way with her.. she will wake up rubbing between her legs... "What the hell happened?" and end of going to a docter thinking she has some urinary infection...

LOL
J/K

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Once you asked her and you are all done you become very relieved!!!!!!!!!

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this is what you do..

go to a party and get a girl wasted and then ask her out..

its better this way..

heh

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lol Lud, im gonna try that..

Jesus Partisan, i use to use that line all the time.. Man that is LAMMMEEEEEEEEEEE lol.. Now i wait for da chics to come to me http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif..

LOL but Partisan that did work sometimes..

o yah i wanted to ask

Does any1 know how to approach or handle an OLDER women.. Like.. ive had some nutty experiences with older women, im talking 21, 24, 19.... But i totally get to nervous.. My Uncles old freind was a hott 24 year old married with kids girl, and she actually god on TOP of me and practically started riding me with clothes on until my UNcle came upstairs.. And juss today when i went to the store i saw this chic hott as hell (and older) looking at me, and we kept catching eyes.. I am only 16 so i dunno wut to do! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Here is what I do: I just go to girl and start talking to her like I know her from before. Then after few minutes I act all puzzled and ask her isn't she Maria or Hellena ( preferably some South American name), and after she responds with no I start apollogising and act all embarassed. Then I say something like " anyway would you have a drink with me or dance ( in disco clubs) or just go for a coffe ( if at University).
Another version is if you see a girl that you like in a club just ask her is she from your University, or school, and see what happens.

Mind you, this doesn't work everytime, but if you are polite and nicely dress at least you can have nice conversation with a girl and at least practice your charm and your conversational skills with opposite sex.

P.S. Be nicely dress because that is the first thing that girl notices.

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Lud when are you getting your own TV show? It's gonna be better than Jerry Springer http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

I remember at the school disco I just went to I didn't pull but the whole place was mad because everyone was pissed out of their head.
One of my mates was totally pissed(drunk) and he just walked up to ANY girl and got off with her.
I remember at one point he was sucking this girl's tits and she was just standing there talking to her ex!
I think that same girl is a complete slag because she just got off with a different boy every minute.
I would have definitely pulled if it was a bit more civilised.

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How old are all you guys because I'm only 13.

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14 man, You'r friend has had more experience than me!!!! http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

What is up with you people??
Isn't this forum about MOH AA and shit like that? O well, what am I gonna do. Just my two cents.

lol yah Von i couldnt believe it myself either

LOL this is a funny topic.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaiser:
o yah i wanted to ask

Does any1 know how to approach or handle an OLDER women.. Like.. ive had some nutty experiences with older women, im talking 21, 24, 19.... But i totally get to nervous.. My Uncles old freind was a hott 24 year old married with kids girl, and she actually god on TOP of me and practically started riding me with clothes on until my UNcle came upstairs.. And juss today when i went to the store i saw this chic hott as hell (and older) looking at me, and we kept catching eyes.. I am only 16 so i dunno wut to do! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! How old are you Kaiser ?
24 year old, holy shit...

Heres a quick tip..

go to a party and drug a girl.. prob. knock her out for a couple hours.. then bring her up to a room and have your way with her..

damn easy, should try it

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damn blade.. cant u find any women without using drugs or alchohol? http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif

anyway Von did u ask her out yet?? Hurry man dont be shy! Juss say "Hi, wut u doin this weekand?" ::the bitch will say:: "I dunno, probably get drunk" (lol or at least the girls i know say that) "Then say, u wanna chill together?" :she says: "Uh, sure, wut u wanna do" ::then u say:: "lemme get ur # ill call u up" ::then shell giggle and walk away and tell her freinds::

poor old blade cant get laid the real way.oh well thats your problem youll have to figure out in court i guess.

HA!

Oh, I'm sorry http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif I was just so shocked I stopped reading before I finsihed...

- Peace Man

Who needs advice live your life to the fulles cause its a game with no countinues! Well me Im just very INSAIN AT MOMENTS AND I GET ALL THESE CHICKS CAUSE THEY WANT GUYZ USUALLY THAT DONT CARE IF THERE AN ASS! Now Im having the best time of my life cause I was just being myself jumping around to some muzic in the Mall and this chick kept staring at me and I just went by her then I looked back! SHE TOTALLY DUG ME. Im like damn shes hot and screw this I ran back and said hey you got the TIME. Shes like I dont have a watch sorry but you do. Im like oh ya Silly me?! THEN SHES LIKE WELL WHATS YOUR NAME......................! AND NOW WHERE GOING OUT?! MAGIC EH!

lol Von ur like me.. WHen i dont get a haircut i stay inside or juss where a hat.. I wait to make my moves when my hair is short

HAHA, Nah I haven't asked her out yet...I'll wait till I get a haircut, It looks really gay at present...

Ludacris: That "no continues" comment has really got to me... http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif Where'd you hear it ?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>That "no continues" comment has really got to me... http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gifWhere'd you hear it ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I made it up and used it ever since. THE NAMES SHROOM VON?!

Just buy the "Dating for Dummies" booklet *lol*

A friend of mine did and it's somewhat helping him.

And no, I'm not "my friend", I don't suffer from mental retardation when it comes to girls and relationships. I do tend to be a bit shy but that's going away fast. And most of my past failures were due to my age.. I was too young http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/smile.gif

Damn if tv had prepared me when I was 12-13. http://www.pcgamers.net/ubb/biggrin.gif

Sorry Shroom, I just looked at your pic, and thought you were Lud. Ha, I should have known he never says anything that philosophical...

Sorry again

Heh Von that wasn't Ludacris who said that it was Shroom.
Anyway I've just been to get my hair cut and the hairdresser's assistant is HOT!!!
She's probably about 15 (2 years more than me) and she has got pretty big tits for her age and a gr8 body and she's dyed her hair recently to reddish-brown and...mmmmmmmmm
I haven't got the guts to ask her out mainly cos she's older than me and there are always loads of peeps in there.

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