MEMORY LANE!
 

[quote:bdfac]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=154530
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155413
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=154789
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155022
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155306 [I R JOE]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155564 [The good ol" days. . .]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155803 [Heya guys]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155509 [Who's the worst mod?]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... od&start=0 [So whos in the running to be a mod?]
[Who's the worst mod?]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155916 [The moderators have gone too far.]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155834 [You had a chance to ban Pyr0. . .and didnt]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=155959 [ A joE Love Fest]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=156583 [Hmmmm tells of AA.COM's impending closing]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=156848 [one of MANY T.A.T.U. threads]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168996 [KarlB]

[http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/...c.php?t=168811, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168765, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168812, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168809, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168810, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168810, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168764, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168766,
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168762
[ED abuses the "its not spam if its new to you rule"]

http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168634 [Soldner]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168557 [Joe Not A Mod Anymore]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168195 [More Joe Not A Mod Fallout]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168369 [AAN gets pissed that Gerv5500 posts pictures of their BBQ gathering]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=168309 [More AAN BBQ craziness, fallout from NWO TakeOVer]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167636 [BadScript throws down the gauntlet. . .says bring it on. . .]

Best post:

[quote="Dr. Deleto":bdfac]fucking hilarious. These guys are having a intellectual conversation about how moderators need to be less abusive of thier power and quit banning people for no reason, and the only good thing you can add is "I know how to ban all proxies...". meh you suck. seriously. just shoosh.[/quote:bdfac]
[quote:bdfac]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=168021 [Snipey/COld leaves]
[url="http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=167614"]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167614[/url] [AAN vs. AA.COM - AAN never showed and put down excuse after excuse after excuse. . .]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167594 [the creation of AAN]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167623 [Gerard is mourned after being banned for having a hand in THE REVOLUTION]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... sc&start=0 [The infamous "I spoke with BS on the phone" comment from Bazooka Joe]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167429 [BJ's sig is changed. . .if anyone has it pm it to me - it was the greatest thing since sliced bread!]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167303 [ED vs. The World. . .wtf - in case youre wondering it went from ED vs Everyone to Tripper vs Everyone]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=167278 [Beginning Of The End]
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... start=3080 [Take Over Goodness - busiest the forums been in months][/quote:bdfac][/quote:bdfac]

Some of the highlights:

Wookie hulking out because he gets called a Nazi Admin.
Joe abusing his power, trying to intimidate forum members.
Joe lying about his involvement in "PhoneGate" and "PmGate"
Innox whining about losing his mod powers. Again. And again. And again. And. . .
AAN BBQ - Fried Fucking Gold.

100 Bucks for whoever can find Ydiss post where he say to Joe: "The reason I dislike you is because you post the same shit someone just posted a few replies ago. . ." - or something to that affect.

And man that ED/ED!/The ED! Foundation - what. a. fucking. prick. annoy:

man, thats goin way back! good times. i personally like the thread of ED's that had a picture of him with his white gf, and all the racist bitches started going crazy. happy:

[quote="ED Ban #127":04a43]Ladies and gentleman welcome to ALLIED ASSAULT WRESTLING! Tonights matchup proves to be a blistering contest of Super-Sized egos, pale sun-starved skin, and mental deception. Currently coming to the ring, the chairmen of AA.COM Bazooka “Bam Bam” Joe, “Westie” Gerard, and Zoner “Sig-Mastah” 91! They are accompanied by team towel boy Noctis, “Gentleman” Rudedog, and Canadian Killer Innoxx. Look at these champions of internet sophistication ladies and gentleman. Is there any greater assemblage of geekdom then what we have before us – I think not. Oh but our next competitors would have to disagree.

Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 450 pounds wet, TEAM AA.COM! They are lead by the returning owner of AA.COM, “BS” BadScript along with the long forgotten Polaris, master of the Butt-Plug-Assault (a move he learned from Chinese Monks). At their side will be The Mad Man From Down Undah – WOOKIE! And listen to this crowd, they are all over WOOKIE! What a celebrity! The crowd just loves a Video Game Store Clerk. And who doesn’t.

And lets get this match started. Joe and Polaris will start off this match for us. It’s a tie-up, and Polaris had Joe in a front headlock.

Badscript – GO FOR HIS BAZOOKA THUMB POLARIS!

Ouch, Polaris bites down on Joe’s Left-Mouse thumb. That’s going to hinder any zooka whoring in the future for AA.COM’s German-like efficient admin Joe.

Whip into the rope, and cross body block on Polaris, and they are both down on the mat!

Fan – FAGS!!111!

And Polaris has Joe down for the one, two – oh! Count interupted by Zoner. Don’t let that charming façade fool you ladies and gentleman, Zoner can get damn nasty when he wants to!

Polaris turns in the owner, MR. BADSCRIPT. Look at the swagger. He’s been gone from the site for many months, but his return weeks ago was as shocking as it was unwanted. And right now he is stomping a mud-hole in Joe.

Badscript – THINK YOU CAN TAKE MY COMPANY FROM ME NATIONAL GUARDSMAN [expletive deleted]!

What’s this that Badscript is pulling out of his pocket. My god it’s a fork – where the hell did he get that. He’s digging that thing into Joe’s ample sized head! And the blood is coming in buckets folks. If you’ve got small children you might want to put them away cause this match is going to get even more brutal.

[phBB error – signal lost]

And The Mad Irishman is climbing the top rope! Joe and a returning Wingman are brawling on the outside, and Zoner has been laid out by Polaris! Noctis has shown his true colors and led his REVOLUTION members out of the building after the assault on Joe and Zoner! Badsript is laying on the mat, useless as usual, about to receive one helluva wakeup call from Ireland!

[lights go out]

What the hell, ladies and gentleman we’re experiencing technical difficulties here!

[lights go back out]

OMFG!!1111!! – Is that? – IT IS!!!! Dustin0096! Von Meyer!! Sh3ll_Sh0ck! Mad Rebel! Sclass21! And leading them – THE ED! My god just what the hell is going on here! They’ve assaulted everyone in sight!!! What is this madman thinking! My god! This is not happening! Ladies and gentleman come back with us next week when we hope to have some resolution to this SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS!!!![/quote:04a43]

OMFG LEIK WUTZ TEH HAPPUUNZ NEXT?!!?!?!?!?!

Conversations/Arguments/Disputes just seemed to flow alot better back in the day. Nowadays you have people popping up in threads (Me included) to post random shit that has absolutely nothing to do with the thread and is just fucked up and crazy.

Nice selection there, TGBSPECIALED!FOUNDATION#127. biggrin:

/me sheds tear.

Good times. Good times.

I miss wookie and albow! cry:

3rd ID is better then the 101st.. biggrin:

What ever happned to good ole jasper ?

I found this image on my comp:

[img]http://ktog.net/upload/ed.jpg[/img]

[quote="Zap. USMC":0b95e]3rd ID is better then the 101st.. biggrin:[/quote:0b95e]

Me > 3rd

biggrin:

I was never around for any of those classic threads......

Re: MEMORY LANE!
 

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http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=156583 [Hmmmm tells of AA.COM's impending closing]
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lol, that was me.

i still have about 4 million pm's from wookie about banning me for creating a crap load of accounts...

ah, the memories.

And who is that hunk in your avatar TGB?

[img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8729/49376844.jpg[/img]

[quote="Zap. USMC":320f7]3rd ID is better then the 101st.. biggrin:[/quote:320f7]

:D?

is aa.com dodgeball in there?

what about any of those classic WaffenSS flamewars?

is that when people bitched about that anme being used for a clan?

yeah, plus they had it out with some other rival clan on here all the time... don't remember who that was though

http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... &start=150

the last page of that thread has me in stitches!!!!

SoLiDUS: This thread sux0r my nutz0rz. To relieve it of it's sux0rness, I am posting a 1337 message.

ALL YOUR SUX0RNESS ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO
1337NESS.

There... I hope this message balances out the Universe...


Strik0r: can it balance out my masturbation-fuck ratio?
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HAW HAW! That struck me funneh.

meh, anything with praetorian is good for a laugh

[quote="Old Reliable":0c119]meh, anything with praetorian is good for a laugh[/quote:0c119]

when you WERE not an asshole is good for a laugh oOo: sleeping: eek:

Best. Thread. Ever.

[url:321f4]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=155856&postdays=0&postorder=asc&hi ghlight=barrel&start=0[/url:321f4]

Simply one of aa.com's greatest threads.

What about the days when you'd come home form school and there would be one maybe two new posts! jk I havent been around THAT long :)
Some of the pre-release threads were good, but they are all erased.

haha Lonegunner and his sigs that said "I love my girlfriend" and other weird combobulated crusticles...."I fight for my own dreams"...hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha..e r....
eek:


no

















sleeping:

rock:

anyone find the thread with redneck and a picture of himself with a knife?

damn, some of those were tear-jerkers biggrin:

I miss the clan flame wars. I originally visited this site to get maps and skins, but when I read the flaming going on in the forums, it was like a soap opera and I got hooked. I started reading this shit everyday.

[quote="TGB!":ad9f8]That entire thread. . .is seemingly grown men. . .role-playing with each other. eek:

That was seriously some of the geekiest shit I have ever seen.[/quote:ad9f8]

You think that is geekier than half of the shit that aa.com has been though? i.e revolutions, take overs, battles with other INTERNET GAMING FORUMS......The list goes on.

I think it's safe to say we've done alot more geekier and more pathetic things.......

Um we're all on an internet forum..think GEEK is the way of it when you're associated with pc's or the internet in general.

Greatest Thread Ever= [url:b47b4]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=165348[/url:b47b4]