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Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html

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50-year old resident of town Chongvi (50 kilometers from Lusaka, capital of Zambia, Africa) was having sex with hen in his cottage.
His wife heard suspicious sounds, came into the room and saw the man in the midst of his sexual intercourse with the bird.

The man got angry because the wife prevented him from finishing his business, and tried to kill the woman. She ran away and called neighbors for help.

After the fact of sex with the bird was revealed, the man hang himself, and people killed the attractive hen.

LMFAO THAT IS THE MOST F*CKED UP STORY IVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!

[quote:37bbf]...and people killed the attractive hen.[/quote:37bbf]
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They killed his bitch...awwww helll naw!

thats how the punisher got started...killing his woman! fire2: fire2:

LOL look at the other stories

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Maybe he wanted scrambled eggs.

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No No NO!!! click click clack!! I said I wanted Poached eggs not PENETRATED

lol im gonna email that to my friend in zambia...but thats totally fake. pravda is shitty paper

[quote="Old Reliable":90228]lol im gonna email that to my friend in zambia...but thats totally fake. pravda is shitty paper[/quote:90228]
lol, isnt Pravda the name of the soviet propoganda paper printed during WW2??

yeah it was a soviet puppet publication, and it means "truth"

[quote="Old Reliable":a03d9]and it means "truth"[/quote:a03d9] oOo:

now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2c08e]now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"[/quote:2c08e]

lol

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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8074e][b]Resident of Zambia had sex with chicken[/b]

[url="http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html"]http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12952_sex.html[/url]

[img]http://english.pravda.ru/img/2004/05/hen.jpg[/img]

50-year old resident of town Chongvi (50 kilometers from Lusaka, capital of Zambia, Africa) was having sex with hen in his cottage.
His wife heard suspicious sounds, came into the room and saw the man in the midst of his sexual intercourse with the bird.

The man got angry because the wife prevented him from finishing his business, and tried to kill the woman. She ran away and called neighbors for help.

After the fact of sex with the bird was revealed, the man hang himself, and people killed the attractive hen.[/quote:8074e]

WTF is this a joke?? oOo:

well if you wife isn't putting out...

lol

Was gonna say i didn't think a chicken cwould be wide enough....but if it lays eggs then i suppose....


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ROFL

You better beleive it biggrin:

Highly reliable.

[quote:b9f14]Russians conquered Mars 30 years ago[/quote:b9f14]

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a4930]now we know the answer to the age old question. "which came first the chicken or the egg"[/quote:a4930]

But now it is begged to be asked and discussed for generations

"which came first, the chicken or the man"

Isn't it enough that the poor guy felt so bad he hanged
himself?....did they have to choke his chicken as well..?... annoy:

This reminds me of the video of the kid who put his head into the sheep's ass.

[quote="Infection_Smith@":68afc]This reminds me of the video of the kid who put his head into the sheep's ass.[/quote:68afc]

HAW HAW!

Don't post that here...just a heads-up (pardon the pun).

[quote=Zoner]HAW HAW!

Don't post that here...just a heads-up (pardon the pun).[/quote:8f0b3]

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