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Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 08:16 PM

What have I missed?
 
Because here's what you've, the guys that have been here for a while, and know who the shit I am, missed... jail time, assault trial, suspension from FD, new shitty job dealing with fucking retarded customers, and me moving my leave date to August. "Elaborate!", you say... well, "fuck you guys, I'm tired." I say. I will elaborate, just not right now, because I just wanted to check in on the forumverse* and see what the fuck was... I mean is... why didn't I just erase that, or this... or all of this... because you're stupid that's why. Why are you insulting me... and why the fuck am I still typing it? Like I said... you're a fu...

Okay, where was I? Ah yes, I wanted to see what the shit was going on here in my absence, and I'm too fucking lazy to look back at all the threads.

*What the fuck is the forumverse you ask, well just look at my bid for mod, from way back when, and you will see that in my fevered ramblings I created the word forumverse.
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Da_Bian 06-09-2004 08:18 PM

kthxbye

Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 08:22 PM

Oh yeah, and Vance, I went to Texas recently and begrudgingly must say it was pretty cool. I got a new hat.

Pyro 06-09-2004 08:24 PM

I heard the mounties are coming your way.

Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 08:28 PM

SHIT! Again... pyro, you gotta hide me. I hear they attack you with mooses.

Merlin122 06-09-2004 08:32 PM

you're bunking with me

Drew 06-09-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I heard the mounties are coming your way.

Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a man like the sight of another man.. on a horse.. in a red dress.. with a funny hat.. and a.. stick......

Pyro 06-09-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I heard the mounties are coming your way.

Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a man like the sight of another man.. on a horse.. in a red dress.. with a funny hat.. and a.. stick......

The stick converts into a lightsaber.

intrestedviewer 06-09-2004 08:38 PM

Wow everyones coming back, http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... c&start=60 oOo:

Tripper 06-09-2004 08:38 PM

How long were you in jail for, babe?

Merlin122 06-09-2004 08:41 PM

this website: http://www.victorcharlie.net ran by Simo Haya.

Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 08:42 PM

Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a pleasant experience, and I can honestly say I don't really want to go back. Also, my cellmate for the day was a mutant... he had the ninja turtle hands.

Tripper 06-09-2004 08:43 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":a5750]Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a pleasant experience, and I can honestly say I don't really want to go back. Also, my cellmate for the day was a mutant... he had the ninja turtle hands.[/quote:a5750]

Anyone try and cornhole you, hun?

Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 08:45 PM

No... but I did go and ask around so I'd have an interesting story for the outside.

BlackJackal 06-09-2004 08:47 PM

damn it, i'm lost! soo, u were thrown in jail for assault?

Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 08:48 PM

Yup. Never get into a roadside argument with a knife on your person... especially in your hand.

BlackJackal 06-09-2004 08:58 PM

lol. i'll remember that

Zap. USMC 06-09-2004 08:59 PM

Hey there Kraut.. when are ya leaving for the ARMY?

BlackJackal 06-09-2004 09:01 PM

ARMY



Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet.

oOo:

MotoxXx 06-09-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
ARMY
Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet.


ARTBAMY ???

bukdez 06-09-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I heard the mounties are coming your way.

Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a man like the sight of another man.. on a horse.. in a red dress.. with a funny hat.. and a.. stick......

red dress?... how do you figure?... and the hat resembles many state trooper hats...

Tripper 06-09-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
I heard the mounties are coming your way.

Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a man like the sight of another man.. on a horse.. in a red dress.. with a funny hat.. and a.. stick......

red dress?... how do you figure?... and the hat resembles many state trooper hats...

Don't cry for me argen- canada!

Kraut Killer 06-09-2004 10:15 PM

I leave for the Army in August or maybe early September, due to all the paper work invovled with commiting a "crime". Most likely mid-August, and I'm going to Benning.

BlackJackal 06-09-2004 10:16 PM

u can call me a pussie all u want, but i'm gonna join the us airforce happy:

Zap. USMC 06-10-2004 02:06 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":3351e]I leave for the Army in August or maybe early September, due to all the paper work invovled with commiting a "crime". Most likely mid-August, and I'm going to Benning.[/quote:3351e]

what the hell did you do to have to get a waiver?? lol

Short Hand 06-10-2004 02:16 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":d3205]I leave for the Army in August or maybe early September, due to all the paper work invovled with commiting a "crime". Most likely mid-August, and I'm going to Benning.[/quote:d3205]

your going to Fort Benning ? as in the School of The America's ?


I would lose all respect for you, if it is that fort and you did go their. Fucking dusgusting, what has come out of their. Innocent blood is the only thign The SOA craps out. Seriously ask to be transferred if this place is the actual Fort Benning, which houses the School Of The America's.

Zap. USMC 06-10-2004 04:02 PM

[quote="Short Hand":ab0cc][quote="Kraut Killer":ab0cc]I leave for the Army in August or maybe early September, due to all the paper work invovled with commiting a "crime". Most likely mid-August, and I'm going to Benning.[/quote:ab0cc]

your going to Fort Benning ? as in the School of The America's ?


I would lose all respect for you, if it is that fort and you did go their. Fucking dusgusting, what has come out of their. Innocent blood is the only thign The SOA craps out. Seriously ask to be transferred if this place is the actual Fort Benning, which houses the School Of The America's.[/quote:ab0cc]

what the fuck are you talking about? annoy:

Short Hand 06-10-2004 04:14 PM

School Of The America's. located at Fort Benning.


http://www.soaw.org/new/


http://www.ciponline.org/facts/soa.htm


The facility was recently renamed to WHINSEC. The Haitian revolt leaders were trained there. This site is more in suppport while the top one is agianst it.

this is "what I mean Zap".

The original idea befroe the school was founded to train French Freedom fighters which it did. But it took a wrong turn after ww2. Mostly all that has come or graduated from this school is SOuth American Guerilla's who have had viloent takeovers of their country's and murdered thousands of inncocent people. The top site has hundreds of examples of their crap. Of course their mayb e more then 1 fort benning so who knows.


their is a yealry march to close the place, thousnads gather in protest, Martin Sheen is their every year.

Short Hand 06-10-2004 04:17 PM

some of the dead.


http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=43

http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=44

http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=45

mr.miyagi 06-10-2004 04:23 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":d2148]Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a pleasant experience, and I can honestly say I don't really want to go back. Also, my cellmate for the day was a mutant... he had the ninja turtle hands.[/quote:d2148]

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/turtlehand0.jpg[/img]

"Who you callin' turtle hands, didn't our love mean anything to you?.."

Kraut Killer 06-10-2004 04:25 PM

I don't know about all that SOA crap, but the Army's infantry school, airborne, and Rangers are all there. And we won't be dealing with any guerillas. And I need a waiver for being tried on assault charges. I was arrested for 1st degree assault, but since I didn't actually hurt or even threaten anyone, it was knocked down to 2nd degree. It was assault because I had a knife. What happened was some douche almost ran me off the road, I was a passenger in the car, and was playing with my knife... a utility knife I always have on me, and then they pulled off to an exit ramp and as my car was at a stop light, they started yelling at us, I reacted, and jumped out to see what their problem was and we got into a shouting match, all the while I forgot about said knife in my hand. He called the cops and claimed I was threatening him with the knife, which I wasn't... I even put it away long before the whole thing really escalated, and I got sent to the pokey.

Short Hand 06-10-2004 04:33 PM

so train at a facility which is responsible for the deaths of thousands of Inncoents ? I hope you sleep well.... annoy: (If the Fort Benning your attending is the same place.)

snipes 06-10-2004 05:52 PM

[quote="Short Hand":506eb]some of the dead.


[url="http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=43"]http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=43[/url]

http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=44

http://www.soaw.org/new/article.php?id=45[/quote:506eb]

[quote:506eb]20. CHILD, 1, daughter of Alberta Claros
76. CHILD, 3, daughter of Eugenia Claros and granddaughter of Moises Claros
77. CHILD, 2, daughter of Eugenia Claros and granddaughter of Moises Claros[/quote:506eb]
Monsters. annoy:

Kraut Killer 06-10-2004 05:55 PM

Just because some shit training facility is near Ft. Benning, I will have absolutely nothing to do with it. My sergeants will have nothing to do with it, the friends I make there will have nothing to do with it. I shouldn't feel guilty about something that I have no affiliation with or control over.

Pyro 06-10-2004 05:55 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":398d9][quote="Kraut Killer":398d9]Only 23 hours... but I learned I can go two whole days without eating. I hadn't eaten all day, and when I got to the pokey, the food they had looked like something I threw away 2 months ago. Not a pleasant experience, and I can honestly say I don't really want to go back. Also, my cellmate for the day was a mutant... he had the ninja turtle hands.[/quote:398d9]

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/turtlehand0.jpg[/img]

"Who you callin' turtle hands, didn't our love mean anything to you?.."[/quote:398d9]

[img]http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/33/77/54/0004337754021_215X215.jpg[/img]

Short Hand 06-10-2004 05:56 PM

I don't think the Death list includes the 4 Jesuit Nuns raped and killed with their teenage duaghters in Ecudor (im quite sure). + all the thousands dead, which can not be counted for. Its sad really. Such a major evil right under America's Nose.

Short Hand 06-10-2004 06:00 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":a522e]Just because some shit training facility is near Ft. Benning, I will have absolutely nothing to do with it. My sergeants will have nothing to do with it, the friends I make there will have nothing to do with it. I shouldn't feel guilty about something that I have no affiliation with or control over.[/quote:a522e]

its not near Fort Benning, it is "IN" Fort Benning. you are essentially training in the same place as brutal killers. Tehy teach Torture techniques, guerilla warfare, how to build bombs terrorist tactics. You train there, your basicly accepting the abuse it condones. (If this is the same fort Benning as you are attending).

Short Hand 06-10-2004 06:01 PM

ohh by the way those terrorists being trained there will be with you or at least near you at times using obstacle courses etc.

Kraut Killer 06-10-2004 07:44 PM

Shorthand... dude, you're blaming the son for the sins of the father. I have no control over this stuff, I have to go to Ft. Benning, because that's where Army infantry goes to train, same with Airborne and Rangers... both are things I want to do. And if it makes you feel any better, I'll deck one of the students of WHINSEC if I see them.

Short Hand 06-10-2004 07:45 PM

sleep well.......


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