Resignation letter sample
 

[code:bc020]
Dear Mother fucker,

This will confirm my resignation with your fuck up company. I
have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a
bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that
await me,unlike when I worked with you assholes. My last day of
work will be when you realize I came in late last night and
cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested and
received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone
for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

My experience with this fucking company has been very
unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary, she
is a good fucker and sucker. We fucked all over your
office and also on your desk when you were away. She
revealed that u screwed her when everytime she appeal for
salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not to a
corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a
poor fucker.

Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you
see me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked and
skrewed.


Yours sincerely,

Sign your name
[/code:bc020]

So there ya go... beer:

rock:

Sounds like something from Dennis Miller

i get high with a little help from my friends.

haha, i wonder if anyone would actually use that...

rock:

Can't really use the letter unless you remove the physical threat near the end of it. Otherwise, poorly written but highly entertaining! Thumbs up from Sloi...

I just ues this:

dear boss

jesus has to go kill gnomes, sucketh my cock while i piss on your rosebush.

see you in another galaxy, Suckerfucker.

P.s i peed on your hat and masturbated in your hair hahaah fucky

signed dudefucker

Maybe it would be a little more insulting to the executive if the letter was grammatically correct. It looks like a 5-year-old Oriental wrote it.

[quote:19c7a]Maybe it would be a little more insulting to the executive if the letter was grammatically correct. It looks like a 5-year-old Oriental wrote it.[/quote:19c7a]

Always with the minorities with you. . . sleeping:

[code:9392d]Dear Corporate tool,

This will confirm my resignation with your fucked up company. I
have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a
bitch is not a prerequisite for a managerial position.

I am looking forward to my new position, and the challenges that
await me. Unlike when I had to work with you assholes.
My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and
cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested, and
received last week.

Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone
for the new team. As well as the ongoing projects I never completed.
Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.

My experience with this company has been very
unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary; she
was a good fuck. We fucked all over your office, and
on your desk when you were away. She revealed that you screwed
her every time she appealed for a salary increase. She enjoyed
sex with me, but not to a corpse like you. In short, you are
bad at business, and in bed.

I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
organization a slow lingering decent into bankruptcy.


Sincerely,

Sign your name
[/code:9392d]

An extreamly quick fix.

never burn your bridges hellfire:

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":f1c7c]never burn your bridges hellfire:[/quote:f1c7c]
my mom told me that today, what a coincidence.

[quote=Jotun]my mom told me that today, what a coincidence.[/quote:7cac6]

Sgt>Stackem = Jotuns mom? ed:

No. rolleyes:

[quote=Tystnad]Sgt>Stackem = Jotuns mom? ed:[/quote:96179]

I would be one ugly bitch

m.i.l.f

milf hunter ed:

oh man, i was served.

rock:
thats true, dont burn bridges, but if you anticipate not coming to work for this company ever, ever again, then i dont see a problem in leaving a good resignation letter like that. the only other thing to worry about would be a good job reference. if you had good exp at the place you are going to quit, like say management, training, or duties that were outside your normal functions, you may want to remain on good terms with your former employer.

Should it be yours faithfully since you are saying the persons name as tool, or yours sincerely as tool replaces [sir] ?

Gotta make it look professional, bad form otherwise eek: