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THE EX FACTOR!
Holy fuck - have a bit of fun and you're a stalker!!!
[quote:e4625]9:02pm: Okay everybody, I have an ex-boyfriend who is being really creepy right now and keeps reading my journal and trying to make comments and stuff. His newest thing was to make a livejournal account that mimics mine. He stole my picture and used it for the icon and made it uber_abbo so it appears as if its mine. Due to this creepy psycho-ness I am going friends only and changing all of my back entries to friends only. If somebody posts on your livejournal an asshole comment and it looks like its from me, please check.[/quote:e4625] http://www.livejournal.com/users/uberabbo/ hellfire: So for a larf I check in on this bitch to see if shes killed herself yet, and in my infinite amount of free time at work I created a "blog" (aka faggy online journal for emo's and people with low self-esteem) just like hers and procedded to have with the merriment. I posted ONE comment and now I'm full of Psycho-Ness. rolleyes: That picture of her - bleah. Shes gained so much fucking weight its disgusting - and suprisingly NONE of it is in her tits. For fucking shame. However all of this is hardly the tip of the iceberg since this broad has: Broken down crying when I told her to go home from my house. Cut her wrists when I told her I didnt want to hear her fucking problems. Has a toxic cooch that miscarried the future leader of this country TGB! Jr (now this is what SHE says, for all I know she coulda had a yeast infection which is why her cooter went crazy on her) Pops pills like they were tic-tacs. Walked 5 fucking miles to my house once (when she lived downtown) and claimed she was just in the neighborhood - at 9 o clock at NIGHT! Not to mention multiple times coming over to my house (my door doesnt look from the inside so when I'm home its open) and sliding into me bed? Let me do anal on her for the first time and then complained that it hurt and I had intentionally hurt her. Da fug! Im in between girls so I figured why not give the Abbo-Express another ride. I say thee nay now. By all means gentlemen, let this beast know how you feel! NOMAM will rise again! (married with children reference). |
live journal is for faggots and emo kids.
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dude I'm fat, but that chick is fat....
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[quote="Airborne Butters":2b411]dude I'm fat, but that chick is fat....[/quote:2b411]
No you're fatter than she is. |
[quote="TGB!":baacb][quote="Airborne Butters":baacb]dude I'm fat, but that chick is fat....[/quote:baacb]
No you're fatter than she is. [/quote:baacb] probably double her size. |
you dated that thing?
jesus christ man |
i wonder what her side of the story is?
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im too lazy for that shit |
I can see why you turned gay after dating that tub of fat shit.
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[quote="Bean 2":2457c]I can see why you turned gay after dating that tub of fat shit.[/quote:2457c]
I thought Schlass said you died. |
cant believe you went out with her ed... ed:
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[quote="TGB!":73132][quote="Bean 2":73132]I can see why you turned gay after dating that tub of fat shit.[/quote:73132]
I thought Schlass said you died.[/quote:73132] She has pet rats...WTF is wrong with this fat whore? And btw im not blitz. |
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[quote:d9c37]Well I found out today that I have a healthy vagina! [/quote:d9c37]
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LOL! ROFLCOPTER TO TEH RESCUE! Thats funny - she once had all these scary dreams that I was teh HIV+ (because of my weakness to the flesh of others) and was all screwy about it - of course one of her "dear friends" got genitalia warts. . .good times. She was cute though. Honestly theres some really funny ass shit in there if you're bored and in the mood for a good laugh. Her friends are quite the Einsteins as well. . .ah fuck I guess shes blocked off her messages. . .but there was one hilarious response from a friend after learning that "Bowling For Columbine" isnt all truthful: iamadreamer2: Whoa. . .I guess like everything is perception. Profound eh. Some of her friends are pretty fuckin hot though. I tried to make time with one of them. . .but sadly was offered no wiggle room to seal the deal. hake: |
ed is leet
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What. The. Fuck.
You actually hit that whale? I thought my ex had head problems. |
And heres one of the less flattering pictures -
[img]http://home.comcast.net/~rmariana/Abby040304.jpg[/img] This would be the "im cool" look. And damnit she wasnt always all meat and no bone. Pebble Beach in TW2K4 is kicking my ass and I wanna do my english teacher. :( |
[quote="TGB!":6c73f]Some of her friends are pretty fuckin hot though.[/quote:6c73f]
I'd like to give her friend, faint heart >[img]http://userpic.livejournal.com/15711940/1306497[/img] a dirty-sanchez, she seems really nice. TGB, it's nice that you're still interacting with your ex ...and great to hear that her cunts been given the "all-clear"! freak: |
[quote="Eight Ace":60bda][quote="TGB!":60bda]Some of her friends are pretty fuckin hot though.[/quote:60bda]
I'd like to give her friend, faint heart >[img]http://userpic.livejournal.com/15711940/1306497[/img] a dirty-sanchez, she seems really nice. TGB, it's nice that you're still interacting with your ex ...and great to hear that her cunts been given the "all-clear"! freak:[/quote:60bda] Well after I was in it my friend. And ALL of her guy-friends wanna do her gal-friends. As would I. Bukkake Specials all around. Seriously the caliber of emo-goth-girl in this circle is. . .deliriously high. |
goth chicks are sooo hot, the skinny ones
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sweeeeeeeeeeet jesus
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Come again. Not in your pants though. Fucking cleanup. Pebble Beach man.
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I cant be the only one with deviant ex-factors!!
Lets hear the tall-tales boyos!! |
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That's nothing, I fucked a dude.
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ed, i feel so sorry for you hake:
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livejournal rofl
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[quote="Garry Coleman":2f93f]ed, i feel so sorry for you hake:[/quote:2f93f]
I've hit more 3's than airballs. |
GIT R DONE ED!!! I didn't know you had the same taste as me... rock:
I bet she rode smoother then a 68 Camaro when you got her runnin' happy: |
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Oh and loctis, your ex was do-able, but yes, had issues. You're still one up on ed though since his ex doesnt have looks. |
My ex was decent.. she could be sexy as hell when she wanted to be.
Anyway, let me give you a single scenario on why she's insane: This past Easter, I get a call from her out of the blue. We broke up last August, and I hadn't seen her since December. I only saw/spoke with her then because she fucking ambushed me at my best friend's house via his girlfriend. Totally not fucking cool. Anyway, she calls me up and says, "When would be a good time for me to stop by and see you?" I foolishly believed that my subtle, "Umm.. probably never." would be sufficient to clue her in. That was until she followed up with, "Oh, well, I could see why your family might not really want to see me. So where should we meet up, are you off on Saturday?" She apparently somewhat got the point when I said, "I really have no desire to see or speak with you at all, actually." At that point the conversation ended. Rewind to give you the reason she was coming down here: She was coming to Myrtle Beach to meet the fiancee of her friend Justin. No big deal, right? Except for Justin is the guy with whom she cheated on me and subsequently made two trips to Myrtle Beach thinking I didn't know about them to hook up with him, only to get rejected both times because he just wanted an easy lay and I was unaware that she was a fucking slut. Anyway, that's just one example. I won't even get into the time she screamed at me in the middle of the supermarket because I stood the soda bottles up in the cart rather than laying them down and they might get shaken up stupid: oOo: stupid: |
Thats a fat bitch ed:
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i never turn down a fatty
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[quote="Tripper.exe":77bbd]i never turn down a fatty[/quote:77bbd]
ah yes, but the fattys are the only thing you can get. biggrin: |
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