Words you hate to hear
 

I hate when people say the words:

-Module
-Succulent
-Scrumpcious

Doppelganger

when the woman of the house says "we need to talk"

"HAX!"

annoy:

"Im sorry to have to tell you this"

Thats always good news. rolleyes:

ya'll

When you sit in the dentist chair, and hes fixing/pulling a tooth, and he says: "Oops."

'Please Wait'

No, when he's got all kinds of crap in your mouth and the dentist starts a fucking conversation with you!

[quote="Art Attack":dd179]No, when he's got all kinds of crap in your mouth and the dentist starts a fucking conversation with you![/quote:dd179]

Heh, thats a good 'un too. biggrin:

The fact is, the dentist did that 'Oops' on me once.
He was diggin around with that sharp thing after they'd given me the local, and went 'Oops'. I asked wtf was goin on, and he said 'Uhm. Well, i kind of slipped and hit your gums instead of the tooth. Sorry m8.'
(But in Swedish, ofcourse.)

"Just want to be friends"

mad:

"Of course, that's just my opinion."
Umm, well of course it is, dingus! Who else's opinion would it be?

"I could care less."
It's couldn't, fuckwad! Meaning that you "couldn't possibly care any less" about something. Pet peeve of mine.

"Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
As a matter of fact, I don't. Why don't YOU tell me, Ponch. That's why my taxes pay you the big bucks, right?

ya'll

ool [oil in southern slang]

any of the local slang words

shorts

chanx

ceasesi

ceasesiherdme

& we were like helloooooooo

When people say i seen it instead of i saw it.

Fabricate. As in, "I didn't have the part, so I had to fabricate it myself." It's fucking BUILD... stop using buzz words to sound smart, you're just a dumbass.

roffle

When people say h4><0r terms in real life....

"and again..." WHen talking about a product and trying to sell it on TV

Good morning. mad:

-filthy wop happy:
-uh oh
-any type of internet lingo said in real life

sprocket

The word "Pimple" I fucking hate that word, sounds so disgusting to me

" it hurts in my butt "

"excuse you"
what excuse me....why yes excuse me for being right in this spot right here the moment you needed to get by..it wont happen again

"ucb, ubs, sbc, ubc any combination of wrong letters for USB cable"
here it all the time at work

"Ill be 17 in october"
MOTHER FUCKER I DIDNT ASK HOW OLD YOU ARE GONNA BE WHEN YOU NEXT BIRTHDAY COMES UP I ASKED HOW OLD YOU ARE RIGHT NOW...STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO SOME MATH TO FIND OUT HOW OLD YOU ARE

When your watching a commercial and they say, "but wait, theres more!"
Its so fucking annoying.

or "time to get up", bah there's no such thing as a good morning

To be continued... mad:

"Honey I'm home!"

When your visiting your girlfriend

I hate it when white people try to talk in ebonics mad:

SHITTY BACKWOODS HICK ENGLISH

we can move them watermelon

get them there watermelon annoy:

[quote="Old Reliable":31206]SHITTY BACKWOODS HICK ENGLISH

we can move them watermelon

get them there watermelon annoy:[/quote:31206]


ARGRGGG kill them all fire2:

Just set it and forget it

I also hate when people use seen instead of saw. Or "Idear". Its not fucking Idear, its Idea.

"Owned"

When a guys refers to a fart as a "poot"

[quote="Mountaineer maniac":2cd10]When people say i seen it instead of i saw it.[/quote:2cd10]

"I seen it.....That is to say, I saw it...." oOo:

due to work, the following words/phrases make me shudder:

-vidalia onions
-chop, chops, chophouse, or anything with the word chops in it
-surf and turf
-do da lemons
-do da butters


other words/phrases i hate:

-its all good
-sweet
-def (instead of saying definately)
-struggs (to indicate trouble)
-whatev

When people (PYRO) say " you should of played it..." it's "should HAVE played it"

pwn, Hax, omg, lol (this is meaning when someone says it out loud not in type. stupid: )