Masturbation
 

SoldatNerd: I was so close to getting busted masturbating today

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1-3 times a week here...I usually have a few girls to choose from if I need sex or head...so...yeah, 1-3 times a week.

PS

Your sig rocks haha

1-3... the days im at my dads

other days, i got my girlfriend or one of her friends (no joke)

Momma told me not to cum;that aint the way to have fun, NO!

bout 5. i have 2 days of guilt off a week. my back's fucked up this week though so maybe half that.

I only masturbate when I'm browsing this forum.

Theres only 1 thing i maturbate to....

AND THATS THIS!!!!!![/url:4af97]


Click the link for good masurbating pleasure!!! better then any pron uve ever seen!!!

once every day or so....

hell, im doing it now

1-3 times a week happy:

1-3 I'd say.

Masturbating is a sin, it will make you go blind...and NO,
it is not ok to keep doing it just 'till you need glasses. annoy:

10 rock:

actually i have no idea, i dont really count

until the skin on my pen0r peels

Daily.

I don't quite grasp the subject matter. I think I'll blow it on the exam because
I suck: I'd study it but it would be quite a load. I much prefer blowing money
on a help book than do it on my own: too long and hard.

oh come now...what are you trying to bring off here..?... ed:

depends on the week. dpends on how life is going.



"When you masterbate all your dead relatives are watching".

[quote="Short Hand":0b407]
"When you masterbate all your dead relatives are watching".[/quote:0b407]
They're watching..?!?......kinky fuckers...God bless...that'd be them alright.... calmdown: angel:

I CCCANT STTOPPPPPP.........SDGFDJHN

[quote="Short Hand":12c8a]

"When you masterbate all your dead relatives are watching".[/quote:12c8a]

That worries me a great deal. annoy:

Having said that, at least when I die I'll get to come back and secretly watch all the hot chicks pleasure themselves without getting thrown in jail......again!

judas

he never got over falling for those fake Iraqi rape pics..... happy:

1 once a day usually....i usually crank one out before i go to school

gerv happy: happy: happy: rock:

all i have to say is...try this
http://postarchives.entensity.net/04070 ... urself.wmv

OMFG

thats genius!

WHERES MY RUBBA GLUV!?

lol @ video

Wallah a bootie hole.

bravo man bravo

all i have to say is, lube is your friend dance:

oOo:

taling about wacking off on an online video game forum.. hurray rock:

we talk about what were good at.

They say only 3% of the male population doesn't masturbate. I fall into the 3% but sometimes wish otherwise.

Anyway, funny video

We are currently working on rugrag #3..... I don't have the "juice" to masterbate.

cuttin it to 0

I masturbate more than the entire male population of the world combined.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":274b9]all i have to say is...try this
[url="http://postarchives.entensity.net/040704/media.php?media=doityourself.wmv"]http://postarchives.entensity.net/04070 ... urself.wmv[/url][/quote:274b9]

lol