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Sergeant_Scrotum 07-13-2004 03:00 PM

tribute to ricers
 
http://www.ftlauderdaleracing.com/downl ... lation.wmv

Enjoy & do not turn this intoa "omfg imnports are better than american cars!" thread. lets all juust sit back & laugh at the ricer (no not tuners, you wont find any tuners in this video) biggrin:

KTOG 07-13-2004 03:05 PM

The best is when the cars go boom

Proteus 07-13-2004 03:06 PM

Funny shit.

Coleman 07-13-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
The best is when the cars go boom

that's because they break the sound barrier.

Bucknub 07-13-2004 03:11 PM

heh

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-13-2004 03:12 PM

too bad you cant tell whats happening in alot of them. all you see is their persons legs or the floor

Short Hand 07-13-2004 03:16 PM

lots of idiots, + alot of those cars were jokes, such as the duct tape tracer one.

Machette 07-13-2004 03:17 PM

ricers = eek:

Short Hand 07-13-2004 03:27 PM

not trying to start a fight, but here is al ittle story of a treu CRX import tuner beating MUscle.


[quote:52fc1]ok let me start of by saying I have newfound respect for all you honda driver's, I met up with hybridsol early this afternoon. First of all let me say that I was only expecting 1 guy and 1 car. I was sitting in my living room watching the game, and from the outside I hear a barage of blowoff vlave's. My son who was home with me jumps up and looks outside, I told him about the whole thing b/c I thought he might want to watch. ok I went out the front door to see and a black honda integra was pulling up with a black delsol close behind. The integra passed the house but the delsol stopped right outside, the integra then backed up turned around and parked. the guy in the integra then got out and started yelling across the street del slow! And as soon as they pulled up 2 more honda cars pulled up and a green jeep towing a CRX, the guy in the delsol after fiddeling with something inside his car got out. This kid was at least 6'3 and he had to be over 200 pounds (yea he was a big guy) he said to me I'm sorry Mr. George? I said yes just george and laughed, he introduced himself as C.J. he looked embarrased and apolagized for having a race in my neghborhood (yea got complaints about that) and then introduced his friends. 3 other guys and a girl. So I took them out to a country road I knew of that wasen't often populated by cars quarry road. It turns into a dead end. When he started the car it was groggy and I heard a hard wind I had to wait while he messed with a computer laptop in his car for a while but i needed to warm her up anyhow then he gave me thumbs up. Ok cutting to the chase we sat at the line and my son opted to flag (I think my son was routing for the other team all he talks about now is how he wants to go to this school where there from and all) Off the line I spun a bit the CRX on the other hand took off from the line without even squeeling he had already gained two car lengths but I started to catch him through 2nd I pulled on the rear side panel of the car still gaining ground on im, then to my amazement he pulled on me another car length and took the title! we raced again b/c I asked him If he wouldent mind me giving it another shot he seemed pretty amazed that he had beat me as well and agreed. This time I didint spin and took him head to head off the line he pulled on me again! by the end of that race he had only beaten me by a nose but a wins a win. I was very impressed after the race he shook my hand told me how suprised he was and thanked me for the race. he was nothing like all the kids around here i see? he was well dressed and very polite all I have to say is that was a new one for me never been beaten by a honda and never thought it was possible![/quote:52fc1]


this comes from the muscle car owner.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbullet ... genumber=9

Old Reliable 07-13-2004 03:28 PM

lmao...all fucktards

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-13-2004 03:31 PM

what was the first thing I said?! Dont turn this into anonther fucking import vs. domestic war! We all know that an import can beat a domestic & a domestic can beat an import so dont bring that fucking bullshit to my thread. im sick & tired of every fucking thread turning into a war about something & getting closed. mad:

Short Hand 07-13-2004 03:31 PM

i agree they were fucktards in that video.

Short Hand 07-13-2004 03:35 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":7627e]what was the first thing I said?! Dont turn this into anonther fucking import vs. domestic war! We all know that an import can beat a domestic & a domestic can beat an import so dont bring that fucking bullshit to my thread. im sick & tired of every fucking thread turning into a war about something & getting closed. mad:[/quote:7627e]

im just going to even it up. need to keep the balance. + i agree the guy in the vid are fucktards, i just demonstrated a true import tuner though. so not all is lost.

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-13-2004 03:43 PM

were talking about ricers! people who spend all their money on sound systems & wings. not tuners. I dont think I saw one tuner in that entire video.

butch 07-13-2004 03:59 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":989f1]what was the first thing I said?! Dont turn this into anonther fucking import vs. domestic war! We all know that an import can beat a domestic & a domestic can beat an import so dont bring that fucking bullshit to my thread. im sick & tired of every fucking thread turning into a war about something & getting closed. mad:[/quote:989f1]

STFU the_finger:

Short Hand 07-13-2004 04:02 PM

whoa whoa whoa, audio philes are not Ricers. They are Audio Philes. Good system cost more the tricking the danm car out by a long shot lol.

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-13-2004 04:05 PM

arg I givr up. your trying to start anonther war. FUUUCK cuss:

MrLevinstein 07-13-2004 04:16 PM

Dude ive seen this video 100% hilarious. My favorite part is where he starts doing the donut and what do you know theres a cop right there? Its like rofl dude dont you look around

Way to ruin it short, this thread had nothing to do with a crx beating anyone, it had to do with jackasses being jackasses. leave it to you.

Fireal 07-13-2004 04:40 PM

rofl.
Short hand ruins again.

KTOG 07-13-2004 04:54 PM

Ban these 2 fuckers

Short Hand 07-13-2004 04:55 PM

beer:

jujumantb 07-13-2004 05:11 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":cb14f]were talking about ricers! people who spend all their money on sound systems & wings. not tuners. I dont think I saw one tuner in that entire video.[/quote:cb14f]
What makes a nice system rice? That is an extremely stupid comment. Extremely. stupid:

Short Hand 07-13-2004 05:14 PM

^ i know. Hell ive spent an arm and a leg on mine.

Mr.Buttocks 07-13-2004 05:19 PM

This is all alien to me. loney:

Milla 07-13-2004 05:50 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":52496]were talking about ricers! people who spend all their money on sound systems & wings. not tuners. I dont think I saw one tuner in that entire video.[/quote:52496]

Hell i spend my money on making my car look nice, only engine mod i have is a cold air intake. My car will never be fast unless i supercharge it, which probably isnt going to happen, so im going for show.

Short Hand 07-13-2004 06:36 PM

"i might be getting motegi MR-7 rims, 17 inchers, they are beutiful, if I can get my hands on them ill be happy.

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-13-2004 06:47 PM

*sigh* what i ment was trying to make it look nice ie. unpainted body klits, large alluminum spoilers, bubbly purple tint, ect.

Short Hand 07-13-2004 06:52 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":4c032]*sigh* what i ment was trying to make it look nice ie. unpainted body klits, large alluminum spoilers, bubbly purple tint, ect.[/quote:4c032]


westwing's makes nice wings, but none of those aluminum GT shit tastic ones. I saw one where you order it with a custom neon light detailing job, so it hooks into the cars power, and the neon it shaped to your initials or what ever you want, it lo0oks great. They reserve this usaully for their switch blade model. Only certain cars look good with these things though , aka Ecplise, Skyline, SRT 4, Tiburon V6 - I wouldn't recommend it for Civic though. Just doesn't seem right.

Arkan 07-13-2004 08:18 PM

Hey shorthand, i read that article and what car was the guy driving who lost the race?

As for the video, those guys are a bunch of morons. Now, what the hell was the guy in the pickup trying to do? He mashed his head on the street before the truck crunched the pole. I think these people should go to a racing school like Skip Barber or something.

Short Hand 07-13-2004 08:28 PM

from his profile this is what I see so far.


Barracuda / Cuda or something to that degree. im not all to updated on most muscle cars. Which I have been trying to educate myself on more lately.
fully restored
426 cu. In. 8-cylinder engine with dual
4-barrel carburetors
12.5 to 1 compression ratio.
Cross Ram Intake manifold.
1 11/16" x 1 11/16" Holley carburetors.
Competition Hooker headers, exhaust pipes, and mufflers.

He was racing a 89 Civic CRX Si.

Nyck 07-13-2004 11:26 PM

best part like lev said is when he does the donut bam...lighted up with the blues and the reds...rofl

Milla 07-13-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
best part like lev said is when he does the donut bam...lighted up with the blues and the reds...rofl


Short Hand 07-14-2004 09:28 AM

it was a half decent doughnut at least.

MrLevinstein 07-14-2004 09:31 AM

[quote="Short Hand":99311]it was a half decent doughnut at least.[/quote:99311]

No it wasnt, a donut froma FWD car=the suckage.

Mr.Buttocks 07-14-2004 09:31 AM

[quote="Short Hand":e9f66]it was a half decent doughnut at least.[/quote:e9f66]

[img]http://www.onemall.com/coolguild/graphics/homer.jpg[/img]

Short Hand 07-14-2004 09:32 AM

[quote=MrLevinstein]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":e9347
it was a half decent doughnut at least.

No it wasnt, a donut froma FWD car=the suckage.[/quote:e9347]

do you even have a fucking car ?

MrLevinstein 07-14-2004 09:34 AM

[quote="Short Hand":8f45c][quote=MrLevinstein]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":8f45c
it was a half decent doughnut at least.

No it wasnt, a donut froma FWD car=the suckage.[/quote:8f45c]

do you even have a fucking car ?[/quote:8f45c]

Yep

'93 lumina beater for the winter hopefully soon to get '93-'97 Camaro z28, is this thread about me? No fuckhole its abour ricers sucking ass get the fuck back on topic

Short Hand 07-14-2004 09:36 AM

[quote=MrLevinstein][quote="Short Hand":2cb6b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":2cb6b
it was a half decent doughnut at least.

No it wasnt, a donut froma FWD car=the suckage.

do you even have a fucking car ?[/quote:2cb6b]

Yep

'93 lumina beater for the winter hopefully soon to get '93-'97 Camaro z28, is this thread about me? No fuckhole its abour ricers sucking ass get the fuck back on topic[/quote:2cb6b]

I used to have a z34 Lumina, Loved that car, but the thing had to many km's & it was automatic. I hate auto's.

MrLevinstein 07-14-2004 09:38 AM

[quote:0060a]I used to have a z34 Lumina, Loved that car, but the thing had to many km's & it was automatic. I hate auto's.[/quote:0060a]

Unfortunatly, mine was abused by the previous owner (moron DWI prone uncle) has a few ugly spots and presently wont start, Im at my wits end with the fucking thing and got it 2 weeks ago.

Infernal_ 07-14-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
ricers = eek:

plzdie: nub


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