OFFICIAL: Swiss Army Knife Thread
 

Post your swiss army knife.

[img]http://www.swissarmy.com/webstore/images/knives/53791_l.jpg[/img]

I have another smaller one too with just a blade, file, scissors, toothpick and tweezers.

Gay ass topic.

fuck you nog. get outta my thread

i second that

this is in my pocket all the time
[img]http://www.leisurefayre.com/websiteb/bwebsite/b3/victorinox2/campermax.jpg[/img]


this is my other one that sits on my shelf

[img]http://www.travelbugbooks.ca/graphics/soldier.jpg[/img]

I just have 2 folding knives. no swiss for me.

[img]http://www.overclockercafe.com/Reviews/other_misc/Swissbit/pics/1007.jpg[/img]

lol mp3 players

[img]http://www.sirbubba.com/dev/oldschool/katana.jpg[/img]

I keep that in my wallet all the time.

a picture of a sword?

The picture of it?

Edit: Damn, Buck beat me to it.

I have the same one as Maple but it also has scissors and a pen. I use it all the time. Im surprised of its quality becuase i have had it for at least 8 years and it is still good as new.

Katana*

you'regay*

Gayest thread ever

I think everyone should take pictures of what toilet seat they have...it would be a hell of a lot more interesting.

I will

[img]http://www.coders-paradise.com/conscript/toilet.jpg[/img]

Holy shit i have a nice toilet

Nein, its too small of a toilet seat. Your wang just relax's on the top, and you have to shove it down when you squeeze out a shit, and some tinkle comes out.

no

Hmm, you must have a very small wang then

But at least its not the squishy foam plastic coated seat covers...those suck beyond all life. They make your ass all extra sweaty and you stick to it when you give birth to a small negro child aka the duece aka growler aka shit.

6/10

True, i hate those padded seats. My Grandma has those

also when u have people who piss on the seat and leave it so it the faom absorbs it, so next time u take a shit, you have piss all over ur ass.

wood seats also suck...gotta go with the cold porcelian or plastic...nothing like waking up at 6 am and sitting down to grow a tail and you get the shock of cold toilet seat...its like a pot of coffee.......

FOR YOUR ASS

I never sit on the toilet seat, I always squat on the rim with my feet. Sort of like a bird. oOo:

We used to stretch plastic wrap over the bowl in the bathroom at parties and every drunk person that came in would splatter themselves. Girls got really pissed..no pun intended nag:

Shame about Mr.Buttocks' America & Canadia love thread being locked in such
a fuckheaded manner, still....this here's a fucken little beauty of a thread....so, yeah.... eek:

[img]http://www.nebulousdesigns.com/portfolio/3d/lightsaber_kamin_blue_claw_01.jpg[/img]

hehe I pwn your weak blades of metal hellfire:

rolleyes:

stfu

porcelain seats >all others

and IDK the wait are you wearing thread is also fairly asshungry.

I dont care between Plastic and Pocelain. Just as long as the seats rim is flat, not arched.

imwithstupid:

i hate that whoosh sound when i sit on a padded one.. plus, they never stay up when im pissing.. so they fall down, i try to grab them.. miss and spray piss everywhere :(

I also like a seat that warms quickly. When your in for the long haul, its good to be comfortable

I hate the seats that are shaped so you hafta stand up to wip, and you got shit dripping down your legs and big drops landing in the seat of your pants.... My grandma has one like that.

oOo: x1000

I dont think a 9.9 earthquake could make me shit on my leg and on my pants. Id hate to see your bedsheets prolly look like someone threw chocolate cake on them

dudes--

i have a plastic coated seat and i like it, its comfy for those long hauls

plus my toilet is a real trooper-
i drop some heavy duty deuces and that toilet takes em like none other i fuckin hate toilets that cant eat my shit and get all clogged up and sploosh shit water all over the floor rock:

[img]http://www.quakeconpics.com/2001/2001-08-12/mvc-021s.ym.qc2k1.2001-08-12.case-mods--toilet.jpg[/img]
ahh.... an hour well spent... rock: [/img]

i shit standing up

Do you remove your trousers before the bomb-bay doors open?