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Jimmy Paterson 07-14-2004 03:13 PM

Its me b-day
 
its me b-day, I can finally see R rated movies without an adult cause I am 17 oh yeah the_finger:

Fireal 07-14-2004 03:14 PM

I dont care.

Mr.Buttocks 07-14-2004 03:14 PM

I wanna be the 1st to get you naked. PM me sometime.....bigboy. happy:

Nyck 07-14-2004 03:17 PM

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/crowdapplause.gif[/img]

Con fucking Grats

Think man now you can see boobies..FFS MAN WHO THE FUCK HASNT SEEN R RATED FUCKING MOVIES BEFORE THE AGE OF 17 WITHOUT ADULTS YOU FUCKIN MOMMAS BOY

Think next year you can buy and watch movies that feature this

EDITED FOR YOUR PROTECTION

Milla 07-14-2004 03:39 PM

Mine was yesterday, yay 19 rock:

TonyMontana 07-14-2004 03:40 PM

congratufuckinglations. sleeping:

KTOG 07-14-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
Mine was yesterday, yay 19 rock:

Yungin' !

JKKJKJKJKJKJKJ

snipeymagoo 07-14-2004 04:26 PM

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Nyck 07-14-2004 04:27 PM

http://jackiscrazy.ytmnd.com/

CoMaToSe 07-14-2004 05:15 PM

Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

Himmler 07-14-2004 05:16 PM

im 17 and ive watched R movies probably since i could understand movies (6 or 7)...your point? sleeping:

Fireal 07-14-2004 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

Bullshit. They wont allow a minor in NC-17 movies, with a parent or not.

http://www.filmratings.com/guide.htm

anti 07-14-2004 05:19 PM

woah ur such a rebel comatose, watch out avril.

fujimi7su 07-14-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

I have to, not in theaters tho.

First R movie i saw was evil dead when i was like 6

geRV 07-14-2004 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

oOo:

CoMaToSe 07-14-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireal
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

Bullshit. They wont allow a minor in NC-17 movies, with a parent or not.

http://www.filmratings.com/guide.htm

that came out wrong.. he helped me get a fake ID, and then he.. no, Im just talkin bullocks. oOo:

geRV 07-14-2004 05:34 PM

"bollocks"

R'Jackson'Harris 07-14-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireal
I dont care.


Fireal 07-14-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireal
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

Bullshit. They wont allow a minor in NC-17 movies, with a parent or not.

http://www.filmratings.com/guide.htm

that came out wrong.. he helped me get a fake ID, and then he.. no, Im just talkin bullocks. oOo:

eek:

die

Tripper 07-14-2004 05:54 PM

Well, now you can have sex with gents.

Buggy 07-14-2004 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Well, now you can have sex with gents.

oOo:

Snuff 07-14-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

I'm sure your dad is proud oOo:

Jotun 07-14-2004 07:49 PM

who are you?

BadScript 07-14-2004 08:52 PM

Jimmy and Miller, have a good one beer:

Eight Ace 07-14-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

Do you and yer dad tug each others tossles while watching these
movies...to achieve that "feels like someone else is doing it" effect...?

CoMaToSe 07-14-2004 09:25 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":581ac]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

Do you and yer dad tug each others tossles while watching these
movies...to achieve that "feels like someone else is doing it" effect...?[/quote:581ac]
eek: I really dont care to knoww what you nd your dad do in private, but pls dont ask any1 else if they share your passion.

Pyro 07-14-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireal
I dont care.


snipeymagoo 07-14-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anntihero
woah ur such a rebel comatose, watch out avril.

rofl

rdeyes 07-14-2004 10:20 PM

go get laid and have a nice b-day . skip the cake and ice cream and move right towards the trim .. thats a real b-day

Pyro 07-14-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14

I found this so funny, I don't know why.

Jimmy Paterson 07-16-2004 03:46 PM

I dunno I saw Jackass: The movie and thats NC-17 with my mom, and I saw Windtalkers with my Grama...so they leet me in with an adult

Zoner 07-17-2004 05:55 AM

You saw "Jackass: The Movie" with yer mother? That must've been uncomfortable.

It's probably one of my favourite movies of all time, but I don't think I'd want to watch Dave England eat a piss cone with my mother sitting next to me, horrified.

TonyMontana 07-17-2004 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You saw "Jackass: The Movie" with yer mother? That must've been uncomfortable.

It's probably one of my favourite movies of all time, but I don't think I'd want to watch Dave England eat a piss cone with my mother sitting next to me, horrified.

LOL or tieing a rocket to your foil covered cack

Fireal 07-17-2004 01:17 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":ff672]I dunno I saw Jackass: The movie and thats NC-17 with my mom, and I saw Windtalkers with my Grama...so they leet me in with an adult[/quote:ff672]

It wasnt nc-17 oOo: Just plain R.

MrLevinstein 07-17-2004 01:22 PM

Sneak into a movie, you payed for it so why not

Fireal 07-17-2004 01:27 PM

Thats what i did for Jackass.

HeadUp 07-17-2004 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You saw "Jackass: The Movie" with yer mother? That must've been uncomfortable.

It's probably one of my favourite movies of all time, but I don't think I'd want to watch Dave England eat a piss cone with my mother sitting next to me, horrified.

i saw it with my mom and lil bro

she thought it was kinda funny, not the dave england part, but most of the rest of it...

Buggy 07-17-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJHeadUp
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You saw "Jackass: The Movie" with yer mother? That must've been uncomfortable.

It's probably one of my favourite movies of all time, but I don't think I'd want to watch Dave England eat a piss cone with my mother sitting next to me, horrified.

i saw it with my mom and lil bro

she thought it was kinda funny, not the dave england part, but most of the rest of it...

Isaw it at my friends house with his mom sitting there the whole time. oOo:

elstatec 07-17-2004 05:32 PM

it waasnt dave england it was that faggot guy .... the blind skateboarder guy oOo:

Nyck 07-17-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
it waasnt dave england it was that faggot guy .... the blind skateboarder guy oOo:

Ehren McGhehey


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