My bicycle got stolen!! ^%^$%#*&@
 

Well, my friend's bike it was actually, not mine. But still, it pisses me off. Some fucker stole my friend's bike, and my friend paid for that bike. It was her only form of transport through downtown. So now, I'm sending out e-mails to all my friends about the bike's description, hoping that they can find it. I'm going to post up flyers and missing ads in the classifieds, but I highly doubt ever seeing the bike again. Just today, I was driving around certain areas of the city searching for a needle in a haystack.

Bike theives piss me off. Does anyone have any tips on locating a stolen bike? Or how about tips on preventing the bike from getting stolen in the first place? No jackass replies please, I really want to find that bike.

a chain. preferably with a lock.

I think I stole it. Was it blue?

Also...

[quote="con Brio":03851] Or how about tips on preventing the bike from getting stolen in the first place? [/quote:03851]

See if you can find a guy called John Titor, he might be able to help.

[img]http://www.anycities.com/user/gdn/mybike.jpg[/img]

break their legs

prevention:dont buy a bike

annoy:

OMFG IT WAS FRANCIS!!!1

[img]http://www.damnthe.com/poster/acatalog/pee_wees_big_adv.jpg[/img]

stfu

no.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d5130]I think I stole it. Was it blue?

Also...

[quote="con Brio":d5130] Or how about tips on preventing the bike from getting stolen in the first place? [/quote:d5130]

See if you can find a guy called John Titor, he might be able to help.[/quote:d5130]

who the hell is titor

^ lol.

you can always steal someone
elses bike if you get yours
stolen then find out
who stole it and
smash his shit
with a base
ball bat
rock:

I got my bike stolen right out of my fucken back yard. annoy:

WITH PRECIOUS BUTTER MASTER?

yes with precious butter.

Depending on where you live, bike thievery may be more common than you'd imagine. In some cities they keep a literal warehouse full of recovered stolen bikes. You can file a police report and check with them periodically.

Short of that, I had a buddy who had some hook-up or custom pedals - one of the two or both - where he could just unsnap the pedals and take them right off the bike to toss into his backpack. Seems like a pretty good deterrent to me, since most bike thieves are dumb enough to ride the bike away.

removing the pedals is a good idea. my friend took the seat with her yet her bike still got swiped.

[quote="con Brio":95ba2]removing the pedals is a good idea. my friend took the seat with her yet her bike still got swiped.[/quote:95ba2]

Maybe he was a gay theif and liked sitting on the exposed rod?

Gay people steal too

[img]http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j3harmal/forumpics/bike.jpg[/img]

[quote="Old Reliable":b4b73][img]http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j3harmal/forumpics/bike.jpg[/img][/quote:b4b73]

That looks like the big fat uncle guy from Fresh Prince.

rock:

[quote="Old Reliable":d6af9][img]http://homepages.wmich.edu/~j3harmal/forumpics/bike.jpg[/img][/quote:d6af9]
Lmao

[quote=MrLevinstein]Maybe he was a gay theif and liked sitting on the exposed rod?

Gay people steal too[/quote:94964]

"exposed rod" lol

u mean the crankarm

ban. Zoner this unacceptable.

calmdown:

i fukn hate pikeys

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":b62cc]i fukn hate pikeys[/quote:b62cc]

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b62cc]Most of them would steal the skin off your bum given half a chance. I don't trust them. eek:[/quote:b62cc]