College Experience
 

Well some of the people from these forums, including me, are off to college for the first time. Those of you that have attended or are attending college, share some of your experiences with us. They can be informative stories or just funny, disgusting, or down right orgasmic tales from your college years.

study

I don't know what your study habits are, but get ready to read 6-7 chapters a week with a test to follow. These aren't going to be your high school 30 page chapters either. These chapters can be quite lengthy. (100 pages or more). It all depends on the professor and his choice of text books.

[quote="3/3 Marine":74172]I don't know what your study habits are, but get ready to read 6-7 chapters a week with a test to follow. These aren't going to be your high school 30 page chapters either. These chapters can be quite lengthy. (100 pages or more). It all depends on the professor and his choice of text books.[/quote:74172]
You at Madison!?

I am fairly smart and can bullshit my way through anything. I rarely studied, partied a few times a week, hung out .... I ended up with a 3.0 gpa after my first year. Not bad for not doing shit i should say. If you can easily retain info and find pursuading people easy, then college isn't too bad. Yes there is a lot of work involved, but don't forget to have fun.

As for stories ... there are too many.

-Having sex in the bottom bunk of a kids bed while my friend was in the top bunk.

-A beer some how fell right out of my pocket in front of the RA.

-Drinking 2 40oz in an hour and ended up waking up with a black eye.

-Throwing a whole tray of food on a cafeteria working. He yelp like a wounded dog.

-My friend pissed on his laptop in the middle of the night, thinking it was the bathroom.
...there are many more but i'm too lazy to type em.

freshman year was fucken wild. but later on you need to concentrate. i wouldnt worry about freshman year, most of the time we spent smoking hookah, throwin shit in th hallway, lighting off fireworks in the building, large rubberbanding doors shut, playing loud music during quite hours, bullshitting thru classes, not reading, partying till 4 am, then waking up one hour later to wait in line for tailgate place and drinking beer at 7am hake:

Oh jeeze...I could be here all day.

- First three nights in residence, my roommate and I drank a combined 148 beers.

- We turned a guy's bed into an aquarium, complete with goldfish, blue pebbles, and a plastic diver

- During my frosh year, we had to go to the dining hall in our bathrobes, wearing nothing but undies underneath. We were ordered to run a lap around the dining hall screaming "I'M A FUCKING MAGGOT!!" then strip off the robes, hop on one of the girls' residence's tables, and pose down like Hulk Hogan.

- We did a KISS lip sync for the Winter Carnival contest and won it. I was Gene Simmons. I woke up the next morning in the 2nd floor lobby, still in full makeup.

lmao...

I don't really rememeber most of my first year.

still got a couple to go to get to it.

same

that fish tank thing is awesome..

We had the "golden sow" award. I f anyone got drunk and hooked up with a fat chick, they had to keep a two foot tall golden pig in their room. One time a guy hooked up with a really large girl so we put a pot bellied pig in his bed. He had the top bunk in his room and the pig weighed 500 pounds. He had to go crash at other people's houses because he couldn't get the pig down by himself. His name was Steve and we put a sign on his door that read "steve hoggy hog and the hog pound" (about the same time period as snoop dog was getting big). He wouldn't come to the cafateria for a week. biggrin:

First semester:

- realized I wasn't forced to attend lectures
- spent time at school in the gym/dojo or cafeteria
- partied and enjoyed my freedom

Of course, I failed 3/6 classes (either because I didn't study at all for any of
the exams or didn't care).

Now I know better. I'm on the Dean's Honours list even though I don't study
much, if at all. If you listen in lectures and do some work, you should be fine.

My goal was to bang at least one girl from every class. It was a whole lotta fun. Also on my "To do list" was to bang my way through the alphabet. Got stuck on "Q" though....had to bypass. Anyone know a girl with a 1st name starting with "Q" ??

No matter how hard the first two years are, they are the easy ones.

It is possible to party your way thru school, but you gotta know when to study, there will be another party tomorrow nite.

So how did you reach him if he was on the top bunk?

im going into soph year



college is your dream.....nah its beyond that, its a big taste of freedom, and if you have the motivation to balance work with drugs/sex/alcohol/interweb, youll be fine

i thought i was gonna fuck up this past year but i did better at pitt than i did back in hs and got a 3.3 or so

damn you guys are scaring me... I have to maintain atleast a 3.8... shit and at the #1 drinking school in the nation, #2 partying...

#1 drinking school = Arizonia state? Right?

Nope U of Wisconsin Madison. I guess it may vary depending on where you get the info, most rankings have us #1 though rock:
We are talking all the big beer companies coming out and sponsoring HUGE keggers. We are talking dozens of kegs. Then halloween up here is the third biggest party in the nation behind new years at times square and mardi gras. beer:

Aw man, college is the shit.

I drove my friends home from a party because i dont drink. They were too drunk to notice that I dropped them off at one of their ex girlfriends house and they ended up spending the night on the front lawn, one of them under the car.

My first day in college I fell down the stairs and my backpack tore, spilling my books and paper everywhere.

Two of my friends drove a beat up VW bug and spewed gas and fumes all over college circle drive. The smoke was everywhere and the car broke down in the parking lot. They took the license plate and tags and split.

I fell asleep during my final exam and barely finished it in time. 88% rock:

I saw some crazy guy push a cart full of brand new textbooks into the college duck pond.

During PE someone ran the track in a large diaper and threw candy bars at people stretching.

list goes on and on....

college is easy as hell, well when ur starting off in a community to save money, its like 13th grade

OMGZ)RS SIRUS HOW amny DRUGs you did?!Q?!

OMGZ)RS SIRUS HOW amny DRUGs you did?!Q?!

addition:
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I don't know... I dropped out of college after my first year.

[quote="Kraut Killer":9d099]I don't know... I dropped out of college after my first year.[/quote:9d099]
Now wirte a rap album about it and get rich!

"When a woman walks with me and says "Hey! you know whats sexy?" I say "No, I dont know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse, very fast"

rofl

best double post ive ever seen i laughed both times

-Wondered off from a party piss drunk, then woke up with no clothes on. ed:

-We didn't have a tube for a beer bong so we ended up just drinking the beer straight from a funnel.

-Bonging liquor, wine, and milk oOo:

-Did a Dairy Challenge in the lobby of our dorm. The whole dorm reaked of vomit for days.

-Hung up beer posters all over our dorm building when we knew soon to be freshman were taking going to be coming in the building to tour it. I'm talking about the 10 foot signs you see at the beer distributors. (i have pics, i'll find them)

-Took all the lobby furniture and built a 25foot tower out of it.

-Built a wall out of saved beer cans, then taped it over the RA's door.

HAW HAW HAW! Nice.

I thought of some more:

- The Venus Fly Trap. We waited until this one dude (who we all thought was a royal dickhead) went to bed and taped up the outside of his door with clear packaging tape. Sticky side in...total coverage. We started making an unholy racket outside his room, banged on his walls...anything to get him pissed off and fly out the door at us. Well, he did..and got a face full of tape.

- We dis-assembled a guy's room and set it up in the lobby exactly how he had it originally. The calendar was in the same spot, the fridge was plugged in, posters up. Perfection.

- We got the frosh (all 50+ of them) to go to one of the girls' residence and stand outside shouting "WATER!!! WATER!!" The girls would pour anything and everything out the window on them. Kool-Aid, milk, and even some water.

- Century Club. Who didn't do a Century Club? 100 minutes, one big slug of beer a minute. No bathroom breaks.

- We stole a decorated christmas tree from a girls' residence. We set it up and re-decorated it. The girls were pissed!! They went to every residence with campus security. When they got to our place, they looked at the tree..."Nope, that's not it."

Keep the stories comin'. I'm getting all nostalgic n' shit. I feel like taking the new student co-op dude here at work and sticking his head in the toilet. Good times.

This is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. I cant wait till i go. August 26th im gone.

[quote="Bean 2":670b6]This is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. I cant wait till i go. August 26th im gone.[/quote:670b6]

Befriend as many people as possible, try not to make enemies and turn college into highschool.

[quote=KTOG]Befriend as many people as possible, try not to make enemies and turn college into highschool.[/quote:af3e2]

aug 27th for me

yeah do NOT turn college into hs, let everything with other fags slide, except frat fags-- befriend some big kids and commit random asskickings on cocky frat guys

I commuted every day to school and lived with my parents for 2 years
then I moved out and lived with my fiance for 2 years......

my brakes went out once on the way to school so I had coast into the parking lot and do a bunch of circles untill my truck slowed down enough for me to turn into a parking spot and hit the curb with my front tires to stop my truck

EDIT: Jeezus, man...no Tub girl!! My brother and his room mate put this up in the bathrooms up at Penn State.

[quote=DJHeadUp]aug 27th for me

yeah do NOT turn college into hs, let everything with other fags slide, except frat fags-- befriend some big kids and commit random asskickings on cocky frat guys[/quote:24f4c]

Aug 28th for me. classes start on august 31 and I cant wait. 22 days and counting.

I'm getting ansy, can't wait.

Shit, jujumantb... the purpose of college is to get a job right? I have one. The US Army. If/When I finish with this job... I'll go back college.

[quote="Kraut Killer":7a1a8]Shit, jujumantb... the purpose of college is to get a job right? I have one. The US Army. If/When I finish with this job... I'll go back college.[/quote:7a1a8]

The purpose of college isn't to get a job. You definatly shouldn't think that way or else you'll get no where. The purpose of college is to learn, meet people you wouldn't normally meet, have fun, learn about other cultures. Thats what a diploma stands for, you survived college, you have the ability to make in the real world with a real job.