G-G-George Bush-ism
 

George Bush has added another verbal gaffe to his long list of blunders.

The latest addition to the catalogue of Bushisms came as he addressed Pentagon chiefs during the signing ceremony of a defence spending bill.

The US President said:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted to the mistake.

What an idiot. Any more 'Bush-isms' then post em, he's truly the dumbest president on the block.

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Yawn, all politicians are idiots, no use stirring up shit. stfu

LOL! eek: oOo: sleeping:

Bush > That horse faced imbecile

I care how my president looks 0_o. There was a guy at my work who said he would vote for Kerry just because he had a long face.

It probably wasn't a slip of the tongue, he's deranged, everyone in the States should take cover a.s.a.p

They're both dumb as fuck.

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004


"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004

"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty." —George W. Bush, Fort Hood, Texas, April 11, 2004


"The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, 'George W.' — 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen." —George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 200


"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear." —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

Yeah, you guys should vote for Jesus or Steve Urkel.

Waldo/Urkel 2004

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haha

Inbreeding?

OOPS, erm, if Kerry walked into a bar, I'd say "Why the long face..? etc.."

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
Beaverton, OR 9/29/00

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
Florence, SC 1/11/00

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
New York, NY 4/23/02

"I think we agree, the past is over."
Dallas, TX 5/10/00

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that."
Washington, DC, 3/13/02


This guy's a laugh a minute.

he's a puppet

Cheney, that sneaky fuck is who really runs the show. He's like the real singing voice behind Milli and Vanilli.

anyone have a video clip of it? i saw it on the news last night, it was better in video.

along with 90% of congress. Interest groups are running the country.

Faggot fuckers.

"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction"

I decided I would toss in my bit after finding a few things I imagine some of you would find entertaining.

I also want to stress that my wife and I have long decided we would vote Kerry this year.

That being said, in the last few elections I have found myself forced to choose the lesser of two evils... case in point: the 2000 alternative to Bush..

Al Gore

"During my service in the United States congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

On NBC's Meet the Press, Lisa Myers asked "Can you say that none of the Democrats you've campaigned for are liars?" Gore responded "Yes." Lisa asked again "Not a single one?" Al Gore again replied "Well, yes." Well, what about Bill Clinton?

In an ad for Al Gore in 1988 it said that he was "A brilliant student, Gore won a scholarship at Harvard where he graduated with honors." During High school, Al Gore was put in the lower fifth of his class and received multiple Cs and Ds.

In the American Prospect, Gore said "I introduced the very first free TV legislation...". Actually, there were 163 Bills for free or reduced cost TV introduced in Congress since 1960.

"That Micheal Jackson is amazing! Three plays in 2 minutes!" -About Micheal Jordan

"A zebra does not change its spots."

I could go on...

Here are a few quotes I found stated by some of the worlds most respected leaders.



I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
--Nancy Reagan, former First Lady

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office.
Thomas Jefferson

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Abraham Lincoln

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Richard Nixon

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Dan Quayle

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
Congressional Candidate in Texas

Arms in the hands of citizens may be used at individual discretion... in private self-defense.
John Adams

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.
John F. Kennedy

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Margaret Thatcher

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
Charles de Gaulle

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.
Joseph Stalin

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
Franklin Roosevelt

He loved politicians - even Republicans.
Margaret Truman

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
Aristotle


G.W. has managed to make a fool of himself on countless occasions...but he is certainly not the first nor I doubt the last.

Sharptons really the only safe bet this election year.

If you vote for him, then one bush or kerry wins you can be like.. i didnt vote for that stupid fuckwad! oOo:

Kerry has no backbone. He is nobody. Whatever he thinks the crowd wants him to be, thats what he makes himself.

And, I could not vote for somebody that would condone legal murder, such as John Kerry.

Given the achievements of Gore, and the space-age logic of Quayle
...you can only sigh and wonder about an America that might have been.

The odd slip-up here and there is fair enough, but Bush manages to fuck things up consistently. (Probably due to brain damage inflicted during his cocaine/alcohol days.)