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Innoxx 08-07-2004 02:38 PM

Do you piss in the shower?
 
Yeah sure, the shower and the toilet are usually in the same room, but when the high-pressure warm water from the shower soothes you; you can't really make that journey to the fabled land of the can. I usually just aim for the drain and let fly. I also shave and brush my teeth in the shower, Asian efficiency at it's finest.

Of course, having a BM in the shower is totally fucking unsanitary.

KTOG 08-07-2004 02:39 PM

I piss in the shower

I also pee in/on

-bushes
-trees
-sidewalks
-dirt
-bottles
-Small children in the back of Giant Eagle


But not toilets

Bucknub 08-07-2004 02:40 PM

ya I piss in there, and masturbate

KTOG 08-07-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
ya I piss in there, and masturbate

Fuck, those were your little hairs in there cry:

Ferich 08-07-2004 02:41 PM

Innoxx, it would be of utmost pleasure if you'd let me urinate on your bald head.

Innoxx 08-07-2004 02:43 PM

Okay, only AFTER you let me borrow your Tiffany cassette.

Mr.Buttocks 08-07-2004 02:46 PM

No I don't.



Has anyone ever done a piss'n'shit combo in the shower?

Jakke 08-07-2004 02:46 PM

i pee in the shower and mastrubate in bath

Innoxx 08-07-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
i pee in the shower and mastrubate in bath

Ewww, I don't let any liquid out when I'm in the shower. Unless you like sitting in your own stagnant wastes.

Mr.Buttocks 08-07-2004 02:51 PM

Re: Do you piss in the shower?
 
[quote="The Frenchman":b075f]
Of course, having a BM in the shower is totally fucking unsanitary.[/quote:b075f]

BM stands for....?

NexusRevived 08-07-2004 02:52 PM

Yeah I usually dont have to piss but when the warm water hits me out it comes...

Innoxx 08-07-2004 02:52 PM

Re: Do you piss in the shower?
 
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":5ed29][quote="The Frenchman":5ed29]
Of course, having a BM in the shower is totally fucking unsanitary.[/quote:5ed29]

BM stands for....?[/quote:5ed29]

Bowel Movement.

Unknown_Sniper 08-07-2004 02:53 PM

yes I piss in there, and some times jack off and have sex, and occasionally I bathe there too.

Mr.Buttocks 08-07-2004 02:53 PM

Re: Do you piss in the shower?
 
[quote="The Frenchman":eabd2][quote="Mr.Buttocks":eabd2][quote="The Frenchman":eabd2]
Of course, having a BM in the shower is totally fucking unsanitary.[/quote:eabd2]

BM stands for....?[/quote:eabd2]

Bowel Movement.[/quote:eabd2]

ffs, of course. annoy:

NexusRevived 08-07-2004 02:54 PM

I also have supurb aim when pissing. rock:

KTOG 08-07-2004 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived
I also have supurb aim when pissing. rock:

Aim straight up rock:

Akuma 08-07-2004 02:57 PM

I would if I had a shower... cry:

Coleman 08-07-2004 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma
I would if I had a shower... cry:

... eek:

Rott3n 08-07-2004 03:02 PM

I piss, shave and brush my teeth in the shower. Once I pissed on my girl in the shower, boy did she fucking scream lol.

Unknown_Sniper 08-07-2004 03:07 PM

haha I should try that sometime. Usually I just blow all over her. She likes that so w/e

Eight Ace 08-07-2004 03:19 PM

Re: Do you piss in the shower?
 
[quote="The Frenchman":b155c]Of course, having a BM in the shower is totally fucking unsanitary.[/quote:b155c]
I heard that the French always shit in the shower and
force it thru the grate with their toes, apparently....

Innoxx 08-07-2004 03:24 PM

Only the barbarians from Metz do that. Must be their proximity to Germany, I suspect.

strvs 08-07-2004 05:19 PM

I piss in the bath

Innoxx 08-07-2004 05:20 PM

Of course you do.

strvs 08-07-2004 05:22 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":96851]Of course you do.[/quote:96851]
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Innoxx 08-07-2004 05:25 PM

She's out of your league.

strvs 08-07-2004 05:27 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":b35c8]She's out of your league.[/quote:b35c8]
You have beautiful eyes.

Inertia 08-07-2004 05:29 PM

Only in the most dire of circumstances. I typically use each "appliance" in the privy for it's set purpose.

Innoxx 08-07-2004 05:29 PM

You have beady little rat eyes, now fuck off.

strvs 08-07-2004 05:29 PM

On topic, i piss before i shower, Even if i dont have to go.

And i cant get enough of that redundant innoxx charm.

Innoxx 08-07-2004 05:32 PM

Redunadancy is the root of all things lathargic.

mr.miyagi 08-07-2004 06:03 PM

Mr. Vibe R. Ator
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inertia
Only in the most dire of circumstances. I typically use each "appliance" in the privy for it's set purpose.

Appliance??......am I missing something here..... eek:

Tripper 08-07-2004 06:05 PM

I pee in my own hair.

St@tIc 08-07-2004 06:37 PM

i pisses in the sink...no seriously i do,and in shower

Eight Ace 08-07-2004 06:42 PM

[quote="St@tIc":5c66c]i pisses in the sink...no seriously i do,and in shower[/quote:5c66c]
Of course you do, most of us do...I for one detest the type of
pretentious snob who would get out of the bath to have a piss.





*or shit for that matter.

ninty 08-07-2004 07:42 PM

I piss before I go in the shower, thus eliminating me having to piss in the shower. eek:

Arkan 08-07-2004 07:52 PM

Re: Do you piss in the shower?
 
[quote="Eight Ace":c32cd][quote="The Frenchman":c32cd]Of course, having a BM in the shower is totally fucking unsanitary.[/quote:c32cd]
I heard that the French always shit in the shower and
force it thru the grate with their toes, apparently....[/quote:c32cd]

I actually burst out laughing after reading this one.....force it through the grate with their toes. Good one !!

You know what my take is on this? The world is my urinal !

Bullitt 08-07-2004 07:54 PM

sure rock:

9mm BeRetTa 08-07-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
I piss before I go in the shower, thus eliminating me having to piss in the shower. eek:

Yea, thats the smart thing to do.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 08-07-2004 09:19 PM

i always use the shower even when im not in it


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