the stupidest thing you have ever done
 

Today I was pulling out of a parking lot in my aries and the car stalled right after I let the clutch out. I was embarassed and immiditly started it up again and tired to drive away this time letting the clutch out slow, but I had no power at all & I had to ride the clutch to keep it moving and to not stall it. Of course my first thought goes to "omg! is their oil on the clutch?!" "is my clutch gone?!" "what have I done now?!". Ends up I was in 4th gear

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fuck double post. hake:

i printed off porn on the school computers & got caught, i shot my divinity teacher in the head with an sa80 assault rifle blank round & got it read out in assembley as an 'assassination attempt'.

l337

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f027e]i printed off porn on the school computers & got caught, i shot my divinity teacher in the head with an sa80 assault rifle blank round & got it read out in assembley as an 'assassination attempt'.

l337[/quote:f027e]

ROFL

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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":1cf98][img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Images/mistake.jpg[/img][/quote:1cf98]

That picture is going right in my wallet

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":1f785]Today I was pulling out of a parking lot in my aries and the car stalled right after I let the clutch out. I was embarassed and immiditly started it up again and tired to drive away this time letting the clutch out slow, but I had no power at all & I had to ride the clutch to keep it moving and to not stall it. Of course my first thought goes to "omg! is their oil on the clutch?!" "is my clutch gone?!" "what have I done now?!". Ends up I was in 4th gear

rolleyes:[/quote:1f785]

LOL thats a good one. Well my car has a bad stall converter and i was going 80 and slowed and stopped at a light. The car stalls up and im return the key back to off and then try to start it. No spark whatsoever. im waving people around like an idiot. Then i realize, you cant fucking start a car in drive. It has to be in park. So I put it back in park and start it up and it goes. Felt like an idiot

Dumbest thing i ever did? Not sure, but this is kinda dumb...

This guy in a pickup makes a right hand turn in the bagel store parking lot and i follow suit making a left across a busy street into the same parking lot. As i'm already committed into the turn, the guy in the pickup stops short and i bump the back of him with my car. We both parked our autos and i approach him to say sorry (we're both driving shit-boxes) and he rolls out of the truck saying his back is hurt...then he starts laughing telling me not to worry about it. Nice guy but i was embarrassed anyway.

I got into a road side argument with a knife in my hand.

when walking to skool I saw some book bags ont he side of road i opened it, it had like 75 dollars in it i took it and left, and when i was around the corner i saw the owner of it pick it up the owner didnt notice

Thats not stupid

...dated some emo goth chick... thats pretty stupid

Drama queen.

marry me, we'll have magical adventures.

Took a dump in front of my house. Does that qualify ??

your dog does it why shoulnt you be able too?

I once threw my backpack up on a tree, then a i realized WTF did i do that for! my stuff! arg!

one time i got a new pair of pants and took all the tags off. execpt the long sticker with my size on the back of the left leg. for 1/2 of the day, i walked around with 30/30 on the back of my pants happy:

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[quote="Kraut Killer":29ac9]I got into a road side argument with a knife in my hand.[/quote:29ac9]
I remember you talkin' about that, weren't you arrested n shit biggrin:

Jesus, I havnt worn a 30/30 since 7th grade.

[quote="mr.miyagi":62184][quote="Kraut Killer":62184]I got into a road side argument with a knife in my hand.[/quote:62184]
I remember you talkin' about that, weren't you arrested n shit biggrin:[/quote:62184]


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haha best answer yet

dude, i'm 5ft 8. not very tall. always been sorta short. my dad wears a 32/something.

Was drunk one night and made out with this ugly punk/goth chick and the next day she told me she liked me so i felt bad and dated her for a week and never called her so we broke up. Also my mom caught me shagging this bitch in my basement. I also got my weiner caught in my zipper in like the 5th grade and pissed all over myself.

Wtf, do you wear high waters?!
Im 5 7 and wear a 32/32

this was about a year or so ago. wasnt 5ft 8 then. oOo:

Ahh. Ive been 5 7 for over a year and a half. I doubt im gunna grow anymore

lol. yea know the feeling. not much growing left for me either.

how tall r u?

Maples like 6 foot.

Im happy with my height, and weight.

I wear a 34/32 and I'm 5'7 and not a pound overweight oOo:

oOo:

You must be wide hipped then.

im still not over weight

prolly becasue i jog

alright i did alot of stupid things monday night that are up there with the dumbest things i have ever done. alright so its about 9 o clock i get a call from my friend hes like hey we're having a slow night, no ones here u wanna come by the restraunt and drink, i was like ill be right there (i never pass up being able to drink for free) so i get there and his manager hands me a beer and poors me another one from the tap and i get started, i drink about 6 beers there before i stopped cause i was like i still gotta drive to palmers house (my friends house where we were going) so my friend gets off work we take about 6 beers with us get in my car and head over to my other friends house to meet up with him and take his car to a party. in my car i had a half empty handle of capt morgans and about a 1/4 of a 1/5 of jack jack in my back seat. so we get on a relativly busy street and start headin towards palmers house. we both have open beers in our laps and are casually taking sips, we stop at a red light and for some reason i decide to take a huge swig of my beer while im stopped, im not paying atention to anything around me and of course right when i take that swig a cop pulls up right next to me, and when i say right next to me i mean 2 feet from my car and my windows are down...my friends like eames u fucking idiot that cop just saw u drink that beer and im like shit the cop yells at me and tells me to pull over and im like oh shit i got open liquor in the back and im like "travis u dont have any weed on you man, do you???" and luckily he didnt have any on him or we really would have been fucked. the cop comes up to me takes my liscense i get out of the car...he lectures me for about 10 minutes, then sends me to the back of his car...another cop car pulls up and im like oh shit im fucked......the cop walks to my car gets my friend out and starts pattin him down and then puts him in the back of the other car. im like oh shit i bet he did have weed on him...oh shit. then the cop comes back to me and asks for permission to search my car, i hesitate because of the open bottles but the cop tells me, i havent arrested u yet so i can only search your car with your permission, but if i arrest u i can search it anyways. so im like whatever search the car....the cop goes over there and searches my car he gets inside of it and looks around and shit and im like oh shit if he finds the liquor im going to jail...he comes back and tells me to get out of the car the other cop brings my friend over to the main cop and im like oh shit hes getting ready to read me my rights....but luckily he tells us that he didnt find anything in the car and since we're both sober and only had 2 beers which we only took a little bit to drink from he was going to let us go with a warning, i was like fuck yes, we get back to my car and im like wtf man he didnt find the liquor and the other beer and travis was like ya i managed to stuff the shit under the seats and the beer bottles between the seats and i guess he didnt notice it. so ya drinking and driving in front of a cop is a bad idea, the cop told me it was the stupidest thing he has ever seen...but i got lucky i almost threw away my entire future.

but my stupid things for this night arent over, i get to palmers house and there like oh shit we heard u got a dui man wtf?? and im like we got off with a warning and got lucky, but for some reason i just felt like drinking, i drink the rest of the jack by myself and there were 4 of us at palmers house and we all killed the morgans, so im already pretty tipsy when we jump into palmers car and head to the party. as soon as i get there i head for the keg and start drinkin more, i play one round of beer pong and was to drunk to be any good after that, go back to the living room where most of the people are and just chill and talk while i keep drinking recklessly. some girls were doing keg stands and my friends like fuck that im gonna do a keg lap, he does it, and by this time im pretty drunk and im like u pussy let me show u how its done...i get the tap and start running around the keg, im so drunk i cant run in a circle and i fall over the keg, and my boy kyles like are u a little drunk there eames u cant even do a keg lap. and this is when i say one of the most embaressing things in my life...what i meant to say right after he said that was "how about u stfu and suck my dick bitch"........but what came out was "how about u stufu and i suck your dick bitch. it seemed like it was just like the movies...right after i said that it seemed the music stopped and everyone just stared at me....and im like shit thats not what i meant to say im drunk...no thats not what i meant to say at all and everyone just laughs and im like fuck it i go into the next room get even more wasted chill, get a girl to take me home and wake up the next morning still drunk.

so ya that had to have been one of the dumbest days in my life....drinking and driving infront of a cop, and telling my friend i want to suck his dick......i dont think it gets any more embaressing/dumb people.[/i]

ed: jees louise u want a copy write on that? fukn novel. biggrin:

You know eames, They say the truth comes out when your drunk

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