600 Pound Tom-Foolery
 

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

oOo:

id hit that happy:

I was saddened by that piece of American obesity gone awry. Or maybe it was because I was listening to Puccini's Nessun Dorma (Calaf's Aria. Act 3) from Turandot.

I will lay down a bed of a thousand roses to commemorate this woman's untimely demise.

holy shit... in 2 months ive had 1034 posts... wtf?

that is sad, very sad.i need more pics, i gotta see this more.

annoy:

Spambastard. annoy:

anyone have more posts a day than me? seriously?

16.51 as of right now

Haha, shifty had over 60 before being banned

fireal used to be up there, but he has gone sorta emo lately and has stopped posting as much.

I never once broke 11 posts per day

if only i had taken screen shots... you have been at 5000 + posts for the past 4 months, you have gone inactive round here as of late, so yes you did brake 11 ppd. but why do you car so much ?

Nobody can beat superdude. If anyone remembers him, he got about 2000 posts in a few weeks or so, while everyone else was in the hundreds. That was back in the day though.

good, glad she died, serves her fatass right. maybe if she wasnt so fucking lazy and ate cheese burgers and drank gallons of butter everyday she wouldnt be in that fucking position. annoy:

[quote="Abdul Karim Umar":52145]good, glad she died, serves her fatass right. maybe if she wasnt so fucking lazy and ate cheese burgers and drank gallons of butter everyday she wouldnt be in that fucking position. annoy:[/quote:52145]

Dont diss butter.

imwithstupid:

man her skiin was grafted to the couch, ... like a tree growing threw a fence.......... how did they clean up her shit ffs ?

Couple more posts and that emoticon is completely overdone.

Whats with the influx of noobs who post nothing but emoticons, Machette groupies?

whats up with people criticiasing lately???

hi.

Because 90% of your posts are the im with stupid smiley.

You bring absolutely nothing to this forum.

what can i do if someone else already wrote what i thought...and is not like if you keep criticiasing people is going to make something productively either

Exaclty, you bring nothing to the forums, no entertainment, no intelligence, you just agree with everyone else, which is pointless.

imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid: imwithstupid:

Look i just duplicated your existence.

actually i use the rock smiley more than that one so you can STHU and whats the difference if i do or do not just ignore it

wheres buggy and his oOo:, probably the two are off making love and going to have several little oOo: babies

[quote="Abdul Karim Umar":903cd]good, glad she died, serves her fatass right. maybe if she wasnt so fucking lazy and ate cheese burgers and drank gallons of butter everyday she wouldnt be in that fucking position. annoy:[/quote:903cd]

Flutey, how do we know what went down? For all we know, she could've been held there against her will, or maybe she was cripple. Like the Florida authorities said, there's really no solid explanation to this shit. Kinda fucked how she got grafted to the couch. I'd think that the bedsores she's get would be enough to kill her.

So unless you have all your facts straight, stop being so fucking disrespectful.

[quote:7fba8] Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.[/quote:7fba8]

Ouch oOo:

lately?... proof of newness... get used to it...

[quote="The Frenchman":2fbbf][quote="Abdul Karim Umar":2fbbf]good, glad she died, serves her fatass right. maybe if she wasnt so fucking lazy and ate cheese burgers and drank gallons of butter everyday she wouldnt be in that fucking position. annoy:[/quote:2fbbf]

Flutey, how do we know what went down? For all we know, she could've been held there against her will, or maybe she was cripple. Like the Florida authorities said, there's really no solid explanation to this shit. Kinda fucked how she got grafted to the couch. I'd think that the bedsores she's get would be enough to kill her.

So unless you have all your facts straight, stop being so fucking disrespectful.[/quote:2fbbf]

the only thing holding her against her will was she couldnt get up under her own power anymore. and if she was crippled, she should know when to stop eating, I dont give a shit if im being disrespectful, shes now dead, so hurrah for that.

Fat prejudice? That's a new one for me. eek:

I found the article kinda sad, actually.

gain 600 lbs and die on a couch

"Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed."

annoy:

[quote:2fe13]She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.[/quote:2fe13]


that walks the thin line between horrible and needlessly hilarious.

remined me of whats eating gilbert grape

god that story is fucking gross, Im with buckweed on this one, she gets what she diserves the dumb fuck, if she hadnt moved in years what purpouse whas she serving to society then? none besides keeping mcdonalds well funded rolleyes:

how can you stay in a place so long without moving? that is freackin sad

Doesn't make sense though really, even the world's now deceased fattest man (who was like 900lbs+) moved around. Maybe she was in some sort of coma and their dumbass caretakers didn't really do anything helpful, except feed her. I'll applaud anybody who can find anymore info. This is by far the most interesting thing I've read in awhile. I mean, grafted to a couch -- how sci-fi. It is almost medically impossible to stay in one spot for so long unless you're dead (even coma patients were shifted around to prevent bedsores). I mean, bedsores can get pretty nasty (Example VERY GRAPHIC: http://www.worldortho.com/database/oste ... is/39.html ).

Who knows, maybe it's like that movie Se7en. Some sick fucker could've pumped her full of drugs, held her there against her will while fattening her up like cattle.

bloody hell

[quote:7ef47]480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch[/quote:7ef47]

600?

rofl