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Zoner 08-14-2004 07:21 AM

Chi-chi-chi...haa-haa-haaa
 
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Anybody superstitious about today? I'm not. All I do regularly on Friday the 13th is pop one of the movies in. I think I'll go with Part 4 tonight. biggrin:

Mr.Buttocks 08-14-2004 07:22 AM

beer:

Tripper 08-14-2004 07:26 AM

That movie made me wanna shit my poodlecakes, I was fucking scared like jesus in the battlefield mates.

Zoner 08-14-2004 07:28 AM

FYI...

"Paraskevidekatriaphobia" = The fear of Friday the 13th.

I'd say it's "Voorheesgonnaslashayoufaceaphobia" biggrin:

Sirus 08-14-2004 07:28 AM

how many jason movies do u own zoner

Zoner 08-14-2004 07:31 AM

All of them, but only 6, 7, Jason X, and FvJ on DVD.

I'll get the rest (except for Jason Goes To Hell which isn't a Paramount release) on DVD when they release that bigass boxset in October.

I'll hafta get JGTH separately.

Eight Ace 08-14-2004 07:38 AM

Zoner, this here bit of paper says we have the right to dig where we
want...ok?, ..oh, an' I'm gonna have to take in all of yer chainsaws
as well....I'm sure you underst....ZONER!!! NO!!!!PLS...DON'T... ed:
IIEEEEEAAARRRGHHH!!!!1111

Crpl. Crunch 08-14-2004 07:39 AM

I'm not superstitious....but dig this. My 13th birthday was on Friday Oct. 13th. I found that kind of spooky. Also, if you add the last two digits in my birthyear you get 13...so if you consider 13 an unlucky number I should be dead. biggrin:

Zoner 08-14-2004 07:44 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":5a3cd]Zoner, this here bit of paper says we have the right to dig where we
want...ok?, ..oh, an' I'm gonna have to take in all of yer chainsaws
as well....I'm sure you underst....ZONER!!! NO!!!!PLS...DON'T... ed:
IIEEEEEAAARRRGHHH!!!!1111[/quote:5a3cd]

HAW HAW HAW!

/me adjusts mask. Walks away

(Sidenote: Jason Voorhees has never used a chainsaw in any of the F13th movies.)

Infection_Smith@ 08-14-2004 08:06 AM

bah I didnt even realized it was Friday 13th until I saw this.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-14-2004 08:45 AM

Yah same, ffs Id though the news channels would hype it, but there all blowing Charley as of now..

Da_Bian 08-14-2004 08:53 AM

oh, so that's why they're playing Jason X on tv tonight oOo:

1080jibber 08-14-2004 09:15 AM

all of the Harley bikers go to Port Dover, Ontario tonight

Zoner 08-14-2004 09:16 AM

Bikers always get killed in F13th movies. Massacre in Port Dover! ed:

biggrin:

Judas 08-14-2004 09:16 AM

i watched part 1 last night, good stuff. you might be albe to catch some kind of marathon on amc / tcm ...

Sirus 08-14-2004 09:20 AM

nice sig judas rock:

Zoner 08-14-2004 09:21 AM

Stay on topic. eek:

...or I'll disembowel you with a lobster fork.

Short Hand 08-14-2004 09:30 AM

that Corey guy needs to come back to the franchise..(that 80 child star actor)

Zoner 08-14-2004 09:40 AM

Feldman, yeah...would be cool for him to reprise his Tommy Jarvis role. If the right script was in place, I think it would work well.

However, Corey Feldman is a friggin' retard these days.

Sirus 08-14-2004 09:45 AM

put down the machette zoner it wont happen again

Maplegyver 08-14-2004 10:20 AM

cool, im getting a new proseccor today rock:

Short Hand 08-14-2004 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Feldman, yeah...would be cool for him to reprise his Tommy Jarvis role. If the right script was in place, I think it would work well.

However, Corey Feldman is a friggin' retard these days.

he is a "has been" now. wasted his career, when he could have been a big superstar.

Sergeant_Scrotum 08-14-2004 11:02 AM

I was born on friday the 13th, one of my cousins was married on friday the 13th and anonther one is getting married today. good luck in my famlie.

Kraut Killer 08-14-2004 11:20 AM

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bukdez 08-14-2004 02:22 PM

my condo is #13...

tommy > jason... he goes fuckin' mad at the end of that movie, i always loved that part, i used to have F13 1 through 4 or 5 on BETA, lamo...

Fireal 08-14-2004 02:24 PM

What exactly is Jason- A zombie?

Madmartagen 08-14-2004 02:47 PM

Im not superstitious, but that bitch of a woman i used to call my gf broke my freakin heart and left my ass on Friday 13th in December 2002. But its not like i think about it anymore loney:

Fireal 08-14-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
Im not superstitious, but that bitch of a woman i used to call my gf broke my freakin heart and left my ass on Friday 13th in December 2002. But its not like i think about it anymore loney:

happy:

Kraut Killer 08-14-2004 04:46 PM

Up until part four he was just some dude who could take a lot of punishment... and killed people. In part V he was someone else, and finally in part 6 (I keep changing my numbers) he became a zombie.

fujimi7su 08-14-2004 05:19 PM

doh i didnt know about this til now, ill watch one of em on TV er somethin eek:

Akuma 08-14-2004 05:44 PM

[quote:3d335]Other sources suggest the number 13 was purposely vilified by the founders of patriarchal religions in the early days of western civilization because it represented femininity. Thirteen had been revered in prehistoric goddess-worshiping cultures, allegedly, because it corresponded to the number of lunar (menstrual) cycles in a year (13 x 28 = 364 days).[/quote:3d335]

[quote:3d335]The name "Friday" came from a Norse deity worshipped on the sixth day, known either as Frigg (goddess of marriage and fertility), or Freya (goddess of sex and fertility), or both, the two figures having become intertwined in the handing-down of myths over time (the etymology of "Friday" has been given both ways). Frigg/Freya corresponded to Venus, the goddess of love of the Romans, who named the sixth day of the week in her honor "dies Veneris."

Friday was actually considered quite lucky by pre-Christian Teutonic peoples, we are told — especially as a day to get married — because of its traditional association with love and fertility. All that changed when Christianity came along. The goddess of the sixth day — most likely Freya in this context, given that the cat was her sacred animal — was recast in post-pagan folklore as a witch, and her day became associated with evil doings.

Various legends developed in that vein, but one is of particular interest: As the story goes, the witches of the north used to observe their sabbath by gathering in a cemetery in the dark of the moon. On one such occasion the Friday goddess, Freya herself, came down from her sanctuary in the mountaintops and appeared before the group, who numbered only 12 at the time, and gave them one of her cats, after which the witches' coven — and, by tradition, every properly-formed coven since — comprised exactly 13. [/quote:3d335]

[quote:3d335]Twelve gods were invited to a banquet at Valhalla. Loki, the Evil One, god of mischief, had been excluded from the guest list but crashed the party anyway, bringing the total number of attendees to 13. True to character, Loki raised hell by inciting Hod, the blind god of winter, to attack Balder the Good, who was a favorite of the gods. Hod took a spear of mistletoe offered by Loki and obediently hurled it at Balder, killing him instantly. All Valhalla grieved. And although one might take the moral of this story to be "Beware of uninvited guests bearing mistletoe," the Norse themselves apparently concluded that 13 people at a dinner party is just plain bad luck.[/quote:3d335]


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