terrorist org #2
 

who wants to be in a club?

for some reason my other thread was locked. it didnt brak any rules, i think

lol maple youre too much

<3

wanna be in the club, free cookie and back rub

rock:

Gerard has 1337 IRA skills.

Beatles - Nowhere Man

Im in.

Since my CS:S is giving me hell i'll join

ok, 3 members including me. whats shall the name beh?

i nominate al-cicada

how about Al Quiche

count scalp in rock:

it will be whatever you want to cvall it. i wil lpowst the god soon, the ones name we scream as we blow our..... go to the mall

Im down.

You guys are so going to Guano Bay will all the other terrorist scum.

BUSH/CHENEY 2004.

This is the contract that you must sign on order to be a true member of Al-Cicada.

[quote="Conscripts leet writing":bc97a]I,__(name)_,Pledge my life and body to the great orginization of Al-Cicada(balalalalala!)In death i am glorified and shall be viewed as a hero in the war against valves tyranty and delays.
I would give my life at any point in time to serve our god,the great cicadasiqua,for in the after life there shall be many virgins waiting.
Upon my arival in the heavens i shall say to the great cicadasiqua "Nigga plz,get me my virgins."I shall obide to this contract,as if i dont i shall be slaughtered like the worthless infidel that i am.[/quote:bc97a]

I shall be the first to enter.


I,Conscript,Pledge my life and body to the great orginization of Al-Cicada(balalalalala!)In death i am glorified and shall be viewed as a hero in the war against valves tyranty and delays.
I would give my life at any point in time to serve our god,the great cicadasiqua,for in the after life there shall be many virgins waiting.
Upon my arival in the heavens i shall say to the great cicadasiqua "Nigga plz,get me my virgins."I shall obide to this contract,as if i dont i shall be slaughtered like the worthless infidel that i am.

I,Maple,Pledge my life and body to the great orginization of Al-Cicada(balalalalala!)In death i am glorified and shall be viewed as a hero in the war against valves tyranty and delays.
I would give my life at any point in time to serve our god,the great cicadasiqua,for in the after life there shall be many virgins waiting.
Upon my arival in the heavens i shall say to the great cicadasiqua "n**** plz,get me my virgins."I shall obide to this contract,as if i dont i shall be slaughtered like the worthless infidel that i am.

Infedel eyes look not upon thee



























[img]http://www.coders-paradise.com/conscript/Cicada.jpg[/img]

Coming from a currently unemployed slaphead, I am confident when I say that Maple has entirely too much time on his hands.

BAAAAAAAAAALLALALLALALLALALALALALA JIHAD

[quote="The Frenchman":6fd9d]Coming from a currently unemployed slaphead, I am confident when I say that Maple has entirely too much time on his hands.[/quote:6fd9d]

i should be sleeping

[img]http://www.coders-paradise.com/conscript/cicadasiqua2.jpg[/img]

This is our armed god.We shall overcome the valve infidels!! mad:

I hereby join henceforth

I have seen and I wish to become a foot-soldier of truth

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/cicad.jpg[/img]

I don't understand how this is funny. eek:

Yer to old m8.

Yeah, I guess there's an age you hit when terrorism becomes unfunny. I'm sure you all wailed with laughter when the WTC tumbled down.

My bad. oOo:

I realize this is a joke...it's just a really distasteful one.

I don't find teh funny either. stupid:

Sorry, i completely forgot the
[sarcasm][/sarcasm]'s. annoy:

i'm in

ok. we need to tally up the members.

count me in too

i fuckin hate america and banks too

and parents

and the concept of money

Its more satirical than anything zone. We have as much reason to blow up Valve headquarters as do we have a reason to be in iraq...they are witholding intellegence from us oOo:

FFS rolleyes: ...yes, that's right,
posting in this thread represents support for real terrorism,
much in the same way that being obsessed with jason & freddy
represents support for real phycopathic mass murderers.

what the fuck is Valve?...

[quote="Mr. maple":4cfa9]
<3

wanna be in the club, free cookie and back rub[/quote:4cfa9]

ahahaha

[quote="Eight Ace":7ecba]FFS rolleyes: ...yes, that's right,
posting in this thread represents support for real terrorism,
much in the same way that being obsessed with jason & freddy
represents support for real phycopathic mass murderers.[/quote:7ecba]
rock:

sign me up

do we get cool badges or avatars?

umm
ill make some avas tonight, if any al cicada mnember s want to make one for the group go ahed

IW WANTT IN

kkk make us a badge avatar kinda thing