Let us discuss and R(h?)uminate....
 

I love off-topic...its like a veritable orgasm of potential...

I propose, not unlike a brother proposing incest to another brother, than in the spirit of off-topic-ness, we all sit, join hands, and reminisce on some of the funniest shit we've ever seen typed down...for example:

[quote:95b3f]Albow Blue (Spaz period now lessens, simmering enjoyment wafts about the demo) says:
what goal could be more noble than helping a disgusting freak share his seed with the world

Albow Blue (Spaz period now lessens, simmering enjoyment wafts about the demo) says:
its kinda like giving mental retards loaded guns[/quote:95b3f]

Please, help refresh my youthful faith in our collective insanity to do something completely out of the blue.

Or fucking post a bunch of plzdie: and ban: .... whatever the fuck you want, you mother fuckers

albow > us...

<STRVS> im confused and slightly turned on

Holy SHIT

This is insane. They have these little pictures on teh side of teh post place that let you make little miniature faces! They're like, robotic people. I wonder if emoticons have AI....

But seriously, i was looking forward to the greatest posts or sentences you can remember....

<mapler> let me put on my tounge condom first

and yet noone knows how to spell rhuminate/ruminate?

Personal Fav:

** Dramatic re-inactment **

[quote="some no0b":c3c3c]
Something cry: blahblahblah..and this oOo:
Words that need not be remembered or anything we care about eek:
happy:
And then some more stuff rolleyes: [/quote:c3c3c]

Ooooooooooohhhh redeemed in the end at least...or your rear end is deemed ooohhh ... or something

I WANNA FUCK YOU ALL OVER AND OVER AND AGAIN I WANNA FUCK YOU ALL OVER TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN!


Dedicated to you, Albow.

.....FUCK you, Tripper.

Hi!

For your viewing pleasure, since few seem to be doing any good stories bar Zen: I present: Emoticons:

stupid: freak: spam2: dance: wallbash:

(edit: Which reminds me: Where's rudedog and art attack? this thread couldn't make me half as happy without them...or sloi....or RS... WTF happened to Spooge....)

oOo:

spam2: ?

FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!1

eek:

Courtesy post.

spam2: the_finger: fuck you too............lol

ban:

The incest is strong in Chiken.

hake:

[quote="The Frenchman":cdbb5]The incest is strong in Chiken.[/quote:cdbb5]

innoxx you gay bastard oOo:

Oh great, the gay remarks. It could be probable that I am homosexual, but I pride myself in knowing that my family tree actually branches off. Can you say the same, farmer?

You should just give up now chiken.

It was a balmy summer evening, the sweat was literally dripping from my meatus. I donned my newly acquired golf attire and collected my golf bag from the cupboard behind the front door. As I walked out onto the street I spotted Mr.Jenkins, the local fishmonger, and I waved and shouted “Hullo!”. He ignored me. After a short bus ride into town I approached my final destination on foot. The town was busy with the usual riffraff – drunkards, drug dealers, foreigners, small children running around like packs of rabid dogs. It was hell on earth. I wanted to maim and kill everyone who made eye contact with me. These people were the lowest of the low, scum, the bastard children of Beelzebub. As I approached the building I could see the familiar glow of the red light from the main window. The curtains were drawn as usual, the door slightly ajar. As I got closer I could hear the muffled chatter of two women. I couldn’t make out what it was they were talking about, but it must have been a light-hearted conversation, as every now and then one of them would giggle hysterically. That sound sickened me. I wanted to burn the building to the ground with everyone in it. Filth.

I placed my golf bag on the ground in front of me. I removed the cover from my 9-iron and began to stroke the club. My eyes darted about, here and there, as I looked for a target. Then, from my right, a short fat man started to walk towards me. I maintained eye contact as he approached. He was now standing in front of me, staring at me, sizing me up. We looked at each other. We looked into each others souls. Time stood still. After what seemed like an eternity I finally lost control, I grabbed the rim of my Ping golf bag and began shaking it furiously, harder and harder, whilst maintaining eye contact with my foe. He looked startled, I knew I was winning. I inhaled as much air into my lungs as possible and girned. I paused, and then unleashed my pent up rage - “GET IN THE HO! GET IN THE HO! GET IN THE HO!” The man stared at me, bemused, I stared back, daring him to say something. He didn’t. He put his hands in his pockets and walked through the door. I sighed, looked up to the heavens, picked up my golf bag, and made my way home.

It was a wonderful evening. I was glad to be alive.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f808c]It was a balmy summer evening, the sweat was literally dripping from my meatus. I donned my newly acquired golf attire and collected my golf bag from the cupboard behind the front door. As I walked out onto the street I spotted Mr.Jenkins, the local fishmonger, and I waved and shouted “Hullo!”. He ignored me. After a short bus ride into town I approached my final destination on foot. The town was busy with the usual riffraff – drunkards, drug dealers, foreigners, small children running around like packs of rabid dogs. It was hell on earth. I wanted to maim and kill everyone who made eye contact with me. These people were the lowest of the low, scum, the bastard children of Beelzebub. As I approached the building I could see the familiar glow of the red light from the main window. The curtains were drawn as usual, the door slightly ajar. As I got closer I could hear the muffled chatter of two women. I couldn’t make out what it was they were talking about, but it must have been a light-hearted conversation, as every now and then one of them would giggle hysterically. That sound sickened me. I wanted to burn the building to the ground with everyone in it. Filth.

I placed my golf bag on the ground in front of me. I removed the cover from my 9-iron and began to stroke the club. My eyes darted about, here and there, as I looked for a target. Then, from my right, a short fat man started to walk towards me. I maintained eye contact as he approached. He was now standing in front of me, staring at me, sizing me up. We looked at each other. We looked into each others souls. Time stood still. After what seemed like an eternity I finally lost control, I grabbed the rim of my Ping golf bag and began shaking it furiously, harder and harder, whilst maintaining eye contact with my foe. He looked startled, I knew I was winning. I inhaled as much air into my lungs as possible and girned. I paused, and then unleashed my pent up rage - “GET IN THE HO! GET IN THE HO! GET IN THE HO!” The man stared at me, bemused, I stared back, daring him to say something. He didn’t. He put his hands in his pockets and walked through the door. I sighed, looked up to the heavens, picked up my golf bag, and made my way home.

It was a wonderful evening. I was glad to be alive.[/quote:f808c]

I wonder if i could touch you, just once. Sometimes theres so much beauty in the world of the words you say that i just want to swallow an entire briefcase. Mr Buttocks, i would be honoured if you would transform into a scorpion, just for me

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happy:

I have saved a few of the graceful things that my friends on MSN have said to me.

[quote:18cbe]THE MOST GLORIOUS TROOPS EVA! says:
YU GAY NECRO DUCK FUCKER[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]Ben says:
that jack from POTC is mighty hunky i wud luv teh spooj on his fayce[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]seawolve says:
I DONT EVEN NO WAT MY NAME IS SO SHADAP[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]Ben says:
o did i tell u i got a black aye
Will says:
can niggaz get black eyes?[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]Ben says:
I use to shave my nads too[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]striker says:WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY TO M;Y DAD U IDOIT[/quote:18cbe] (after we told his dad he was gay)

[quote:18cbe]Ares says:
striker is in looser denial[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]striker says:
you rediculuous frog eating fag[/quote:18cbe]
(striker about ben)

[quote:18cbe]
Will says:
DID A BIG FAT MAYN GRAB YER BALLS?

Seawolve says:
kno

Seawolve says:
like a 80 yr old man

Seawolve says:
or older[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]TheBark6> FUCK U PINSTER.......U AFTERBIRTH OF A CRACK NIGGA GANG BANG[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]Seawolve says:
PLS USE WORDS TOGETHER THAT FORM SENTENCES THAT MAKE SENCE[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]seawolve says:
ONLY TEH WEAK MINDED DU HOMEWURK[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]Seawolve says:
EYE DISPISE HIS RACIAL HATRED WHEN HE HIMSELF IS NUFINK BUT A CONIVIN LIL FRENCHY[/quote:18cbe] (about Ares)

[quote:18cbe]Ben says:
the only girl i want in the world and she tells me shes bisexual[/quote:18cbe]

[quote:18cbe]Seawolve says:
I HAFETH KNO TIME FER NIGGERITHERS
Will says:
i beg yer pardon
Will says:
yu muzt be a lonley guy[/quote:18cbe]

Well the stuff thats been posted so far is about as hilarious as AIDS......

Surely theres some better examples of teh funnay, I can't recall one topic in the past year on here that made me laugh although when scotum inadvertanly posted nasty pics when linking photos of flooding in his home town only for the bandwidth site owner to get his own back. Ferich said 'Is that guys ass falling out?' ......that made me laugh alot.

rofl buttocks i had that one when iwas a kid happy:

DoomOnYou: CPT SOBEL YOU FUCK THE RANK NOT THE MAN

Da_Bian says:
the governments shut off all the water to north taiwan, as it is too muddy oOo: gg now i cant flush the toilet hellfire:

I love you albow...have my children!!!! rock:

Haaaaaaaa the guy who plays Jean-luc Picard walked into a fucking wall and broke his nose, he had to go in for emergency angioplasty.

So he cancelled going to the Toronto Sci-Fi con.

Thats my source.

Things are funnier if the word before them is "the" and you mis=spell it "teh" ... they really are.

[quote="The Frenchman":d1497]Oh great, the gay remarks. It could be probable that I am homosexual, but I pride myself in knowing that my family tree actually branches off. Can you say the same, farmer?[/quote:d1497]

thats why your a bastard....you get pissed when people are playing around.and yes my family tree has plenty of branches.
yours will have a few nooses in it by the time you get old.

oOo:

[quote="[DDR]psykotic_chiken":1e878][quote="The Frenchman":1e878]Oh great, the gay remarks. It could be probable that I am homosexual, but I pride myself in knowing that my family tree actually branches off. Can you say the same, farmer?[/quote:1e878]

thats why your a bastard....you get pissed when people are playing around.and yes my family tree has plenty of branches.
yours will have a few nooses in it by the time you get old.[/quote:1e878]

Who said I was pissed, and who said I'd get old and have offspring either?

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Guarnere says:
The G is close to the cam
Guarnere says:
bein like "wats dis thing nigs?"

I've transported your glasses to the sticky at the top of this forum.

[quote="[DDR]psykotic_chiken":27c1b][quote="The Frenchman":27c1b]Oh great, the gay remarks. It could be probable that I am homosexual, but I pride myself in knowing that my family tree actually branches off. Can you say the same, farmer?[/quote:27c1b]

thats why your a bastard....you get pissed when people are playing around.and yes my family tree has plenty of branches.
yours will have a few nooses in it by the time you get old.[/quote:27c1b]

eek: plzdie:

[quote=Gerard][quote="[DDR]psykotic_chiken":5e486]thats why your a bastard....you get pissed when people are playing around.and yes my family tree has plenty of branches.
yours will have a few nooses in it by the time you get old.[/quote:5e486]

eek: plzdie:[/quote:5e486] ban: dance:

you guys are all assholes lol