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Drew 08-30-2004 12:32 AM

Stupid Infomercials
 
When did they start letting these assholes buy an entire three minute commercial block during shows?! And who actually buys because of them these days.. thought no one left was that retarded.

What's your least favorite infomercial? Mine would have to be the piece of shit where they pitch a pot that drains pasta for a full fucking 30 minutes.

fujimi7su 08-30-2004 12:34 AM

i love infomercials

i lost the remote to the satellite receiver in my basement/dungeon... and the tv is behind the bar... i hate going back there

only ones i dont like are those quarter ones.... meh who cares?

Mr.Buttocks 08-30-2004 12:34 AM

Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer. That old cunt should just hurry up and die.

101stSpeirs 08-30-2004 02:56 AM

i like watching the food appliance ones, like miracle blade and stuff


ron popeil = calmdown:
chef tony = rock:

Mr.Buttocks 08-30-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101stSpeirs
i like watching the food appliance ones, like miracle blade and stuff


ron popeil = calmdown:
chef tony = rock:

stupid:

Short Hand 08-30-2004 05:21 AM

i prefer infomercials over reality Television.

Merlin122 08-30-2004 08:44 AM

There was a Westinghouse vaccuum cleaner infomercial with john cleese in it that was actually funny. Best infomercial ever.

9mm BeRetTa 08-30-2004 09:18 AM

I hate those infomercials...

"Just 3 easy payments of $99.99"

Yea, real easy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-30-2004 09:58 AM

The One where they make pesto, margaritas,and guacamole with all these faggot ass impersonated real people..its some small thing with a blade god damn its annoying

Snuff 08-30-2004 11:52 AM

Oxyclean

101stSpeirs 08-30-2004 01:13 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":bbf45]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 101stSpeirs
i like watching the food appliance ones, like miracle blade and stuff


ron popeil = calmdown:
chef tony = rock:

stupid:[/quote:bbf45]

most likley

bukdez 08-30-2004 01:59 PM

GLH (Great Looking Hair) owned...

Sergeant_Scrotum 08-30-2004 03:12 PM

the little oven that you could cook a chicken or practicly anything in, and it spun around inside. The food on them looked sooo good.

Akuma 08-30-2004 03:18 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":89d1d]the little oven that you could cook a chicken or practicly anything in, and it spun around inside. The food on them looked sooo good.[/quote:89d1d]

SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!!

Madmartagen 08-30-2004 03:21 PM

[quote=Akuma]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":77397
the little oven that you could cook a chicken or practicly anything in, and it spun around inside. The food on them looked sooo good.

SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!![/quote:77397]oh yeah, the Ronco guy or something like that. He sells ovens, knives and spray on hair. oOo:

Maplegyver 08-30-2004 05:43 PM

id rather watch 1 long infomercial them 1345623456 short gay ones with annoying songs

fujimi7su 08-30-2004 05:44 PM

imwithstupid:

Proteus 08-30-2004 08:17 PM

Every time I watch that fucking infomercial about the dumb fucking cunts that sell the blender THAT BLENDS EVERYTHING IN 5 SECONDS.

Every fucking time I see that I have to walk off my anger.

Maplegyver 08-30-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Every time I watch that fucking infomercial about the dumb fucking cunts that sell the blender THAT BLENDS EVERYTHING IN 5 SECONDS.

Every fucking time I see that I have to walk off my anger.

LOOOOl i love the lady with the fake cigarete i nher mouf happy: happy: happy:

08-30-2004 10:23 PM

the cortislim infomercials annoy me, but what i really hate are stupid things like electric scissors, the carry-it-anywhere mini-sewing machine, and the rainbow pens.

Scorched Earth 08-30-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fujimi7su
i love infomercials



only ones i dont like are those quarter ones.... meh who cares?


@/\/G3L 08-30-2004 11:45 PM

I hate the one with the guy that just talks about new window ad siding for your house. if you drop out of highschool you work at Mc donalds not some info mercial.

Nyck 08-30-2004 11:54 PM

Nads hair removal gel....My friend and I would stay up till 3 am cracking up watching that

"I cant believe you just went and nadded"
"Omg I just used nads"
"I love nads"

OMFG rofl...why would you name your product nads

NexusRevived 08-31-2004 12:09 AM

infomercials own..escpecially when youre tired and trying to go to sleep sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: sleeping:


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