When cybersex goes wrong!!!
 

you all might have seen this already but its funny!!

http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml

Scorp

Older than jesus christ and the cheeto under your couch

I remember this came out before the internet was invented.

You are correct these were actually transcribed from hyroglyphics that were scratched into caves millions of years ago

still funny tho.

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

lmfao

^as above
Plus im in work and it sucks rolleyes:

Scorp

it is old but still hilarious i read a few of these a long time ago good to see them agian lol

sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so

my favourite part.

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.


Hahaha.

ROFL rock: happy:

funny

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LOL the best one is the last conversation. Oh man thats classic.

plzdie:

happy: happy: happy: happy:

never gets old rock:

bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet *****.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

happy: happy: happy: happy:

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Author of Chats: Only known as bloodninja

IT JUST GETS BETTER

Re: When cybersex goes wrong!!!
 

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":f39ca]you all might have seen this already but its funny!!

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Scorp[/quote:f39ca]

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