self theme song
 

if you could have a theme song if someone were to make a sitcom about your life, what would it be?

mine'd be:

How many times have you heard someone say
"If I had his money, I could do things my way?"
Little they know that it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten with a satisfied mind.

Once I was waitin' for fortune and fame
Everything that I dreamed for to get a start in life's game
Suddenly it happened, I lost every dime
But I'm richer by far with a satisfied mind

Money can't buy back your youth when you're old
Or a friend when you're lonely, or a love that's grown cold
The wealthiest person is a pauper at times
Compared to the man with a satisfied mind

When my life is ended, my time has run out
My trials and my loved ones, I'll leave them no doubt
But one thing's for certain, when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind

-satisfied mind, j. cash

mine would be......


stfu.
stfu.
stfu.
stfu, oh
stfu.

stfu.
stfu.
stfu.
stfu, oh
stfu.

record it and release! rock:

Itl be #1 on the Charts!

i can picture that j. cash song as a rap song, send it to ill mitch!



(http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... ?t=1001284 if you dont know wtf ill mitch is)

i don't care what you say, "Pete and Pete's" theme song is the best...and I'd use it even for my show.

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He seemed no different from the rest
Just a healthy normal boy
His mama always did her best
And he was daddy's pride and joy

He learned to walk and talk on time
But never cared much to be held
and steadily he would decline
Into his solitary shell

As a boy he was considered somewhat odd
Kept to himself most of the time
He would daydream in and out of his own world
but in every other way he was fine

He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell

A temporary catatonic
Madman on occasion
When will he break out
Of his solitary shell

He struggled to get through his day
He was helplessly behind
He poured himself onto the page
Writing for hours at a time

As a man he was a danger to himself
Fearful and sad most of the time
He was drifting in and out of sanity
But in every other way he was fine

He's a Monday morning lunatic
Disturbed from time to time
Lost within himself
In his solitary shell

A momentary maniac
With casual delusions
When will he be let out
Of his solitary shell

Dream Theater- Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence Part VI: Solitary Shell

roflmao

Whose eyes am I behind
I don't recognize anything that I see
Whose skin is this design
I don't want this to be the way that you see me

I don't understand anything anymore
In this web that I've tied up
Is taking me right up these walls
That I climb up
To get to your story
It's anything but ordinary

And when the world is on its knees with me its fine
And when I come to the rescue I get nothing but left behind
Everybody seems to be getting what they need, where's mine
‘Cause you're what I need so very but im anything but ordinary

Can you save me from this world of mine
Before I get myself arrested with this expectation
You are the one look what you've done
What have you done?
This is not some kind of joke
You're just a kid
You weren't ready for what you did

And when the world is on its knees with me its fine
And when I come to the rescue I do it for you time after time
Everybody seems to be getting what they need, where's mine
‘Cause you're what I need so very but im anything but ordinary

I think im trying to save the world for you
You've been saving me too
We could just stay in and save each other

Im anything but ordinary
(ordinary)
Im anything but ordinary
(ordinary)

roflmaool

nag: nag: stfu

if you want to be happy for the rest of your life- jimmy soul,.


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Roger Ramjet and his Eagles
Fighting for our freedom
Fly through and in outer space
Not to join him but to beat him.

Roger Ramjet he's our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure
And stay tuned to this station.

Come and join us all you kids
For lots of fun and laughter
As Roger Ramjet and his men
Get all the crooks they're after.

Roger Ramjet he's our man
Hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure
And stay tuned to this station....

dick dale - miserlou

eek:

Why was I born?
Sometimes I wish I didn't know
Been times when
I wish that I had just never been
Why did you have me?
Or better yet why'd you leave?
So to the people that could fuck
But then abandoned me

I'll give to this world what you couldn't give
Love the unwanted, every child born discarded
Add to the flock
The rejects you dumped on

I'll never forget
Life you disdain
So to the parents that bore me this pain
With all those things you left unfinished

You never could love me
I'm glad that you never did
My parents that raised me
Had plenty of that to give
And for that
I'll love them forever with all my heart
But to you
Don't let there be no mistake about it
Fuck you, you cocksucker
Fuck you, you whore
I'll live my life the opposite of what you are

Love will be my rock
The rock that I stand on

I'll never forget
Life you disdain
So to the parents that bore me this pain
With all those things you left unfinished

Don't try to reach out to me
Don't try to call
The boy that you created
Is dead for all you fucking know
You just pretend you've never heard or seen
The name Static

you all are fucken emo.

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved cuz I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
(...)
Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
I don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
I'll make a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To bore a giant drill straight into hell
Realeasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the Earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC P Pants created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo here's the address
It's six, one-two, Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two, Wharf Avenue

rock:

I fuck faggots in the ass
Sometimes rape them in the grass
Rip off their taints and chew it up
Cut off their cocks and stew them up

Eight faggots in the tree
Holy shit I gotta pee
Shoot them down with my gat
Then I'll eat a big fat cat

Hey this song is fuckin' gay
Go fuck dudes in the hay
If your name is Short Hand
Go fuck dudes in the sand

John lennon - Woman is the nigger of the world

rock:

King Missile - Detachable Penis

miserlou fucking owns

Do A Poo On You

When I do a Poo
The shit will fall on you
theres nothing you can do
the poo will fuck your dude
dont be rude I just wanna jesu

When I do a poo
The shit will fall on you
you'll be all like "goo!"
by the time im through
When I do a poo

its this poo that makes me wanna fuck ur dude
so act like you know and do a poo too
if u dont your a jew and u suck poo too

When I do a poo
The shit will fall on you
you'll be all like "goo!"
by the time im through
When I do a poo

FUCK MEGHYUD POO

This song always makes me feel proud.

Rant & Roar

[Chorus:]

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Newfoundlanders
We'll rant and we'll roar on deck and below
Until we strikes bottom inside the two sunkers
When straight through the channel to Toslow we'll go

I'm a son of a sea cook, I'm a cook in a trader
I can dance, I can sing, I can reef the main boom
I can handle a jigger, I cuts a fine figure
Whenever I gets in a boats standing room

[Chorus]

Farewell and adieu to ye young maids of Valen
Oderin and Presque, Fox Hole and Bruley
I'm bound for the westward to the wall with the hole in
I can't marry all or a chokey I'll be

[Chorus 2x]

Honourable mention goes to "Home For A Rest" by Spirit of the West.

"...I'm so sick from the drink
I need Home for a Rest
Take me home."

rock:

this thread is gayer than the colour pink

[quote="Old Reliable":d4a67]this thread is gayer than the colour pink[/quote:d4a67]

For once i agree. oOo: ed:

[quote=Gerard]For once i agree. oOo: ed:[/quote:a88f4]

oOo:

[quote=Tripper] oOo:[/quote:b16a0]
oOo:

sleeping:

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ed: biggrin:

be my best firend

George Baker Selection - Little Green Bag (Think Reservior Dogs)
or;
Elgar - Pomp and Circumstance

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WASTE AND A BIG BUTT IN YO FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!

lookin back

on the track

for a little green bag

rock: