Funny jokes, i mean funny jokes and interesting facts
 

Alright I don't make it back here much because I'm pretty busy all the time. But anyways everyday at mess we sit at tables 6 freshman (knobs) and 2 upper classmen (mess carvers). We have to do all sorts of shit at the table before we're allowed to ask permission to eat. Anyways part of our daily mess ritual is to come up with mess facts to entertain our mess carvers while they eat. Basicly we tell them facts and if asked tell them jokes, if the facts/jokes are good we get rewarded and can eat more or something good and if they suck we are punished, like they make us eat something shitty, take our food, or make us do something extremely embaressing (but funny as hell). Anyways, if anyone here has a funny joke or some interesting facts (especially movies, sports, and military facts) post them, I'll use them and if I have time or if something worth while happens from an upperclassmens reaction to it, I'll post and tell you about it.

[img]http://www.menshealth.gr/id/files/5636/Gay%20Speedo%20Muscles.jpg[/img]

i see you love gay country already

And we wonder how Abu Gharab came about don't we....

wait wait wait i got one.


How many citadel attendee's does it take to torture an Iraqi prisoner ?

jking) I know no one from the citadel ever did that)

I think my moniter at lunch is a nazi. I coulda swore i saw a Swastika tatoo on her back. She weighs about 4 pounds. If you throw out something, and your more than 1 foot from the garbage can, the SS will come in and shoot you. If you try and cut, snipers are everywhere, and machine guns come out of the ceiling. We have to be dead silent go and buy our lunch (probably cuz shes praying to hitler.)

It's cool that you tell us these stories dude.

Still, it seems like they put you through alot of shit. Im too much of a punk to take too much shit like that. Id probably be sot or beat before my term finishes.

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happy:

[quote="Short Hand":224e4] happy:[/quote:224e4]

ROFL

what would eames be 60 years ago?

....a.........nazi........



oOo: oOo:

how gay, what if you are hungry and want to eat your dinner w/o pretending you are a dolphin doing tricks? why dont you just eat your dinner? dont put up with that shit, if you want to eat, then eat. how much are you spending on tuition to play fraternity games?

Omg eames said the n word once, he must hail satan and believe in hitler. You knobs are about as original as can be arnt ya? Go listen to your new greenday cd and stfu.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours?


NACHO CHEESE

loool, who ever posted that before (forgot the name)GG

whats the diffrence between a duck and a tree?

who cares your mom is a whore

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ROFL[/quote:6940c]

alaska is boning you in the ass so stfu.

Frats are gay? oOo:

[quote="Sgt. Paine":484df][quote="@/\/G3L":484df][quote="Short Hand":484df] happy:[/quote:484df]

ROFL[/quote:484df]

alaska is boning you in the ass so stfu.[/quote:484df]

or maybe thats just your head sucking our dick ?

while we're at it, lets dirty sanchez russia while leap frog fucking england.


its a world of political sexual positions

fuck you.

[img]http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg[/img]

I wish i was that jacked...

Do you have tickets....









...to the gun show oOo:

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Do you have tickets....









...to the gun show oOo:[/quote:511fa]

you wouldn't get it babe, you dont know the whole story ;)

Lool. i did that to my dad the other day

"I almost got suspended from school today dad"

"FOR BRINGING THESE GUNS"

[quote="Short Hand":6a0cd][quote="Sgt. Paine":6a0cd][quote="@/\/G3L":6a0cd][quote="Short Hand":6a0cd] happy:[/quote:6a0cd]

ROFL[/quote:6a0cd]

alaska is boning you in the ass so stfu.[/quote:6a0cd]

or maybe thats just your head sucking our dick ?[/quote:6a0cd]

[img]http://www.roykim.net/waste.time/dorks/006.jpg[/img]

are you tired?

cause you take a rest on these bunk beds.

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[img]http://www.roykim.net/waste.time/dorks/006.jpg[/img][/quote:febc3]

got one already. Offer this up to maple or one of the guyz on irc.

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[img]http://www.roykim.net/waste.time/dorks/006.jpg[/img][/quote:958ee]

got one already. Offer this up to maple or one of the guyz on irc.[/quote:958ee]
it says end life as in die

the guys on IRC aren't your problem at all, short

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[img]http://www.roykim.net/waste.time/dorks/006.jpg[/img][/quote:c0c43]

got one already. Offer this up to maple or one of the guyz on irc.[/quote:c0c43]
nub.

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the "/" = end in most tags.

you sure, you seem to be the only people on the planet that seem to hold this deep hate for me. Seriously, in real life, I have no one that hates me quite as badly as you all do, I never knew poor grammer/sticky key board & liberalism were things people around here take so seriously. This is the internet though, not real life. Most of this to me is just regular entertainment. piss people off , watch reaction have fun.

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you sure, you seem to be the only people on the planet that seem to hold this deep hate for me. Seriously, in real life, I have no one, that hates me quite as badly as you all do, I never knew poor grammer/sticky key board & liberalism were things people around here take so seriously. This is the internet though, not real life. Most of this to me is just regular entertainment. piss people off , wathc reaction have fun.[/quote:c5e71]

I don't hate you. oOo:

are you sure ?

Hate is a pretty strong word. I could've been annoyed by you once or twice, but that doesn't mean I hate you.

Shorthand 99% of the time you play yourself.

We rarely even mention you in IRC.

Canadian Navy (2004):

Frigates (Halifax): 12
Destroyers (Iroquois): 4
Submarines (Victoria): 4
Mine Countermeasures Ships (Kingston): 12
Replenishment Vessels (Protecteur): 2
Oceanographic Vessels (Quest): 1

United States Navy (2004):

Aircraft Carriers: 12
Fleet Ballistic Missile Submarines: 18
Surface Combatants: 96
Nuclear Attack Submarines: 53
Amphibious Warfare Ships: 37
Combat Logistics Ships: 34
Support/Mine Warfare Ships: 66
Active Reserves: 14
Strategic Sealift: 72

Canadian Army (2004):

Approximate strength of Army (Regular Force): 19, 500
Approximate strength of Army (Reserve Force): 15, 500
Approximate number of civilians employed by the Army: 4, 200

United States Army (2004):

Approximate strength of Army (Regular Force): 494,000
Approximate strength of Army (Reserve Force): 212,000

Canadian Air Force (2004):

Combat Aircraft:

CF-18 Hornet: 119 (60 operational/59 fighter training, testing and rotation)
CH-124 Sea King: 28

United States Air Force (2004):

Combat Aircraft:

A-10/OA-10 THUNDERBOLT II: 273/98
AC-130H/U GUNSHIP: 8/13
B-1B LANCER: 60
B-2 SPIRIT: 21 (1 test)
B-52 STRATOFORTRESS: 94
F-117A NIGHTHAWK: 55
F-15 EAGLE: 522
F-15E STRIKE EAGLE: 217
F-16C/D FIGHTING FALCON: 1088/180
GLOBAL HAWK (UAV): Classified
HH-60G PAVE HAWK: 105
MC-130E/H COMBAT TALON I/II: 24/14
MC-130P COMBAT SHADOW: 28
MH-53J/M PAVE LOW: 13/25
RQ-/MQ-1 PREDATOR (UAV): 68

These were all taken from the official military websites of each country.

NYSE Currency Power vs. the USD:

$1.00USD = $1.284CAD

Estimated GDP as of 2003:

Canadian GDP (USD): $923 billion
United States GDP (USD): $10.40 trillion

End of Discussion.

happy:

[quote="Short Hand":dae70]are you sure ?[/quote:dae70]peas are green.

lolololololol


canada oOo:

another great canada vs.america thread ffs... annoy:

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