Spam
 

one of my email accounts is so infested its not even funny, but i need to hang on it so i weed thru all the bullshit ... check out this one i got today :


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How one can become a terrorist?

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ed:

ahahah they use ICQ

FFN annoy:

Jeezus. All I get is people trying to sell me cheap mortgages or trying to jack up the size of my unit.

aw man, i needed a few S-24B unguided rockets, but their all out of stock.

All i get is junk email either asking me if i want a bigger penis, or to see girls fucking horses. On the non-porn side, i get "MSN Features and Offers" BS.

What
The
Fuck
.
annoy:

Re: Spam
 

lol You could start a new southern uprising with that shit. biggrin:

Re: Spam
 

or ship it all to Belfast [img]http://www.genmay.com/images/smilies/allnighte.gif[/img]

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ed:

Theres a thought biggrin:

Then theyll suspect the dog!

those bastards are getting worse

fucking irish oOo:

it was for al cicada

I would forward it to the FBI

[img]http://xfiles.stylicious.com/files-pictures/scully/scully67.jpg[/img]

My friend has the white houses phone #. ill call them directly.

wow, your retarded. They must have the most high-tech caller ID thing ever. even *67 wont do shit i bet.

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":f6875]wow, your retarded. They must have the most high-tech caller ID thing ever. even *67 wont do shit i bet.[/quote:f6875]

LMAO happy:

they probably have a way to kill someone thru their phone ...lol

spam2:

I miss Scully. loney:

there is no shadowcrew.com though... so who are they even pranking?...

Assalamualaikum,

In the name of Allah the Beneficent; the Merciful,the Master of the day of Judgement , I greet you in the name of Allah.I am formally Miguel Marcos Llera from Cuba.I was born into a strong and devoted catholic family.All through my life i have been doing business and i was into gold mining and selling.I met our creator and the meciful one Almigthy Allah when i was having a business deal with one of my partners from U.A.E and from the day i was given the Islamic bath my name changed to Al Ahli Usman.On 10th Feburary 2004 myself and my family and my business partner took a flight from kish to sharjah and we flew kish airline.We had a plane crash and all members of my family including my very good friend lost thier lives.I givethanks to Allah that i am one of the lucky ones that survived the crash.The airline was under the management of one Mr Shabab Attarzadeh who was later sacked after this incidence.I had to return to my home town in cuba and i am now left with my relatives to take care of me.

Owing to the fact that i was born into a catholic home and my family members know that i am now a devoted moslem,they have neglected me and left me to suffer pain.I know i am not going to survive this whole pain anymore.what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness and now that i have developed paralyses from my waist region downward i am taking this bold step to let you know that i want to leave in your care the sum of $12.8million dollars i deposited in a security company for the enhancement and propagation of the word of Almigthy Allah. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a mosque,or an islamic organisation or better still a moslem that will utilize this funds the way I am going to instruct here in.

My main aim of doing this is for the propagation and upholding of the message of Islam.My target area is the youth whom the future of any great country largely lies on.In the western world,you find out that the message of Allah has not yet really gotten there.The message of Islam must not only be preached and upheld,but also our youths have to be called back to the right path and thereby reawaken their consciousness.

I want you also to use this funds for the poor and the needy.Build old peoples home and orphanages.For the fact that my relatives are not ready to comply with me and they claim christanity is the way i am now resting my dream in life on your shoulders.Even as you agree to help me carry out this duty i want you always remember that:

1. Allah won't ask what kind of car you drove, but will ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2.Allah won't ask what your highest salary was, but will ask if you compromised your character or morals to obtain that salary.

3.Allah won't ask the square footage of your house, but will ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

4.Allah won't ask about the fancy clothes you had in your closet, but will ask how many of those clothes helped the needy.

5.Allah won't ask about your social status, but will ask what kind of class you displayed.

6.Allah won't ask how many material possessions you had, but will ask if they dictated your life.

7.Allah won't ask how much overtime you worked, but will ask if you worked overtime for your family and loved ones.

8.Allah won't ask how many promotions you received, but will ask how you promoted others.

9.Allah won't ask what your job title was, but will ask if you did your job to the best of your ability.

10.Allah won't ask what you did to help yourself, but will ask what you did to helpothers.

11.Allah won't ask how many friends you had, but will ask how many people to whom you were a true friend.

12.Allah won't ask what you did to protect your rights, but will ask what you didto protect the rights of others.

13.Allah won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, but will ask how you treated your neighbors.

14.Allah won't ask about the color of your skin, but will ask about the content of your character.

15.Allah won't ask how many times your deeds matched your words, but will ask how many times they didn't.For the now i dont want any calls from you because of the presence of my relatives that are always around me and i dont want them to know my plans.Do get back at me to my private mail address mallam_ahusman01@excite.com Hoping to hear from you soonest and do notify your interest to help me to propagate islam.

All praise is due to Allah Who brought everything into existence and may the peace and blessing of Allah be upon our noble Prophet Mohammed and those who follow his footsteps till the day of Judgement.

May Allah bless you as you respond to my plea.

Ma-Salam,
Al Ahli Usman.


eek:

^ You actually GOT that spam?

Man, you guys must visit an ASSLOAD of pr0n sites... biggrin:

[quote="Scalping Chief":95c6d]fucking irish oOo:[/quote:95c6d]


sleeping:

Eat a dick tonto.

I got it this morning. This is the first spam email i've gotten in probably a month or more.