Our "Shit Stories" Thread
 

Well, it's 3:06am and I'm bored as Hell.

Well, Since I love reading funny stories about people shitting themselves, I decided to make a thread. I'm pretty sure most of you have shit themselves at one point.

I'll get things started.


In grade 3, I wasn't feeling good one weekend (think it was along weekend) I had migrane headaches, upset stomach ect. Anyways, The friday evening before the weekend I had just gotten my first pair of glasses, So, silly me, at the time, I thought it was cool to own a pair, now the upcoming monday after the weekend I was still alittle bit sick, I wanted to go to school to show off my new glasses because I kept telling everyone in my class I'll be getting some soon.

So, come monday, I was still feeling a little bit ill, I had cramps in the stomach, didnt really think anything of it. My mom knew about this and gave me the option of staying home, but I insisted on going. So I arrive at school, feeling alright, until about noon. I started really feeling it. I and since I HATE using the school washrooms, I decided to hold it in, *NOT A GOOD IDEA* the cramps kept getting worse, so at this point I had to go tot he washroom and it was too late to call home for my mom to come get me. I asked my teacher if I could go to teh washroom.

She let me. I RAN to the washroom holding in all my shit. I get into the washroom and right there, I released what I thought were a couple farts. I ran into the stall, pulled down my pants and looked at the undies and low and behold they were covered in thick, liquid, lumpy shit. I was like aww fuck. So I sat on the can and relaxed my ass and the rest of the shit volenteered to pour out of my ass without any assisance by me. I grabbed some toilet paper and cleaned the shit outta my underwear, but it was still all wet and stained to hell. I flushed and headed back to class and I Thought everything was fine so I wouldnt have to head home.

Now, keep in mind this was a hot muggy day. I came back to class and sat down, only realizing the underwear was still all wet. So I ended up squating on my chair like a dumbass. after a couple minutes the heat was getting to me (oh ya, also my class was in a portable, those do not have AC) and the Smell started emitting from my wet shitty underwear, I could detect the odour, but I didnt think anyone else could. I looked around and no one seemed to detect it either. So the rest of te day I sat squating in my chair. School had ended and I came home and told my mom to run a bath for me. wallbash:

Re: Our "Shit Stories" Thread
 

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Buckweed = Scatman

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HAW HAW HAWWW!!

"I'm the Scatman. Beee-bop bop ba-da-bo" rock:

I don't ever recall shitting myself after getting out of diapers. Mind you, that was only 3 years ago. oOo: biggrin:

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"That's a LOTTA dung!"

this thead is shitty...

I had a simliar story but instead of shitting my pants i threw up all over this kid in the bathroom. Funny story.

Better get me a bucket. I'm going to throw up.

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one word..or maybe three...WTF

python rules...

ive never shit myself..

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So as a baby wearing a "diaper" you never shit yourself? eek: Everyones shit themselves at one point.

after i learned to control bowel movements on my own, and got my diaper off, i cant recall ever shitting myself rolleyes: spank:

fuck i want that sig back


hilarious story buck, is shall remember that always when i am pooping

i hated back in the day when i was walking home form ashcool and then i needed to shit and trying to rush home to shit before it comes out of its own...

One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol

[quote="Art Attack":c7f49]One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol[/quote:c7f49]

hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.

[quote="Bean 2":a794a][quote="Art Attack":a794a]One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol[/quote:a794a]

hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.[/quote:a794a]
ROFLMAO

[quote=Vance][quote="Bean 2":9c611]hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.[/quote:9c611]
ROFLMAO[/quote:9c611]"bob sagget- OH MY GOD! THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!"

I just shit myself

I got locked out of my house yesterday and had to take shit. i held it in until like the last 10 minutes until someone came with a key. i went into my backyard and dug a shallow hole and did the Orangatang Hang. rock: My legs got sprayed. that sucked.

[quote="Bean 2":52d88][quote="Art Attack":52d88]One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol[/quote:52d88]

hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.[/quote:52d88]

ive done that before, more recently tho

during an important game, or cinematic if a littleb it of shit comes out, ill just put it in my hand and chuck it out the window

oOo:

[quote=Coleman][quote=Vance]ROFLMAO[/quote:a2994]"bob sagget- OH MY GOD! THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!"[/quote:a2994]

ROFLMAO HAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY. hahahahah

One day a few of my friends and i were playing handball at some school wall. It was right next to a public library. My best friend and I had to shit, really bad. But I had to go worse. As I walk into the Public Library bathroom, sit on the toilet, i got a great idea. Why not shit on the floor. So I get off the toilet and flop a huge shit stick on the floor. It had to be 6" long. After the shit was on the ground, i realized that i couldnt leave it there. After thinking that, I realized that there was a little cubbie right next to the toliet for some reason. I got a ton of toilet paper, picked the lump of shit up, and put it the cubbie. After all this, I wiped my ass, and left. By then, the smeel was kicking in. I told my friend who also had to shit. He went in, and was in there for about 1 minute. He came out laughing his ass off. He couldnt shit cuz the smell was so fucking bad. I told my other friend who just walked in, he also went in to see it. He came out about 10 seconds later, and he said he almost gagged twice. After that, we all left, laughing our asses off. /end

I knew this kid in high school that took a dump in a urinal. He blamed it on this other kid who shit in the wrestling room floor one time. That kid always smelt like shit and was so fucking dirty.

I was at best buy playing the PS2 then I had to fart but when I started to fart I felt a wet substance on my underwear so I knew I was going to shit myself if I farted. Then I was getting really bad cramps so I was running around the store trying to find my brother and every step I took I sqeezed off a llittle shits. Then I found my brother and I was like CHRIS I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT LETS GET HOMR QUICK so we left and i was holding my butthole as tight as I could on the drive home. When we got home my brother though it would be funny to run into the bathroom and pretend like he was taking a shit. i was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM I HAVE TO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I could hear him cracking up in the bathroom then I couldnt hold it anymore. I made my butt un-tight and right when I did the brown and green ooze slimed like a volcano out of my ass and down my leg. Then my brother finally opened the door and hes like oh shit so i ran in the bathroom ripped off my underwear and im not kidding, the poo was like a water hose flying everywhere in the batthroom the mirror, walls, tub, even the ceiling was covered in my shit rock: rock:

eek: how come i dont believe that?

because probably when you were reading it, you had a picture in your mind of a huge bathroom, mine is tiny

Their was this one time...

I sharted.

This one time when i was at some camp we had to drive in a van to take a tour of CNN. This one kid said he had to go bad but the adult who was driving the van didnt believe him. So the kid started farting up a storm. When we got to CNN he shit his pants. he started waslking like nothing had happened until chunks started falling out of his pants. they were caked onto the parking lot. for fun we had him pick them up and put them under random tires. HE also dropped a chunk of it in the Blue Screen room at CNN. rock:

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One time my buudy and I were riding down the highway and he had to shit really bad. We were in a remote area so he had me pull over on the side of the highway. He was using my truck to shield him from view. I waited until he got hunched down and shitting. About that time a couple of cars were coming from the opposite direction, so I just pulled up about twenty feet and left him shitting out in the open on the roadside. He was pissed and I almost shit myself from laughing happy:

I sharted too while taking a piss in my bathroom. I just hopped into the shower. oOo: